Star Wreck

Star Wreck
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129737

He's Starfreak Command's elder statesman, back in action after an eighty-year retirement with his old crew, "the galaxy's original well-balanced, multi-ethnic, equal opportunity team." How do they stay alive? It's all thanks to Mr. Smock's discovery of that life-giving substance - yogurt!

Star Wreck III

Star Wreck III
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129826

The third book in the bestselling series parodying America's favorite science fiction TV show. The crews of Captain Smirk and Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo blunder through the timeline to retrieve a videotape accidentally transported into the future--which has spawned a bizarre "wrekkie" cult of U.S.S. Endocrine crew wanna-bes.

Star Wreck VI

Star Wreck VI
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 165
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129885

The uproarious spoof series of the Star Trek television shows and movies now pokes fun at the new series on the block. Mass boredom has struck Geek Space Nine, and the resulting yawnfest is scaring away alien tourists, so Starfreak Command orders Captains Smirk and Ricardo to plug the tourism drain.

Star Wreck IV

Star Wreck IV
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129869

A nearly bankrupt StarFreak Command orders Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo on a money-making mission: find the Fountain of Youth and bottle its precious waters for sale throughout the universe. Unfortunately for Captain James T. Smirk, financing the mission means putting him and his U.S.S. Endocrine out of commission...

Star Wreck V

Star Wreck V
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129877

The most out-of-this-world parody imaginable of America's favorite science fiction TV series returns. The Captain Smirk and his crew refuse early retirement, steal their own ship and take over the planet that holds the Fountain of Youth. But Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo is out to bring them in.

Star Wreck VII

Star Wreck VII
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 166
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129915

"Sic 'em!" Starfreak Command's order sends Capt. Jean-Lucy Ricardo sniffing the Gummi Quadrant after Laika, the first dog in space. But the wily dogstronaught won't give up without a bite. Then Capt. James T. Smirk joins the chase, creating another bone of contention. Can Geek-Space-Niners Dodo and Major Vera Guide these ships to Laika, or are the captains barking up the wrong tree? As Smirk romances the hostile Vera, will she break his heart–or bite his leg? And will the dogged pursuit of Counselor Dee Troit by Cmdr. Wilson Piker and Lt. Cmdr Dacron be the first love triangle to become a wrecktangle? You'll find the answers to these and other inane, canine questions in the ultimate shaggy dog story...

Star Wreck II

Star Wreck II
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2016-07-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250129796

Fresh from their victory over the dreaded Cellulites, Captain Jean-Luc Ricardo, Captain James T. Smirk, and their plucky crew aboard the U.S.S. Endocrine look forward to relaxing when suddenly, before one can say, "Beam me up", the Jargonites are positioned to attack Earth. An unauthorized, unendorsed, unofficial, and unintelligent parody.

Time Warped

Time Warped
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 129
Release: 1992
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 0312928912

An unauthorized parody of the Star Trek television and motion picture series, and the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series.

The Wreck of the River of Stars

The Wreck of the River of Stars
Author: Michael Flynn
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 481
Release: 2007-04-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1429973951

Michael Flynn has written the best SF in the tradition of Robert A. Heinlein of the last decade. His major work was the Firestar sequence, a four-book future history. "As Robert A. Heinlein did and all too few have done since, Michael Flynn writes about the near future as if he'd been there and was bringing back reports of what he'd seen," said Harry Turtledove. Now, in this sweeping stand-alone epic of the spaceways, Flynn grows again in stature, with an SF novel worthy of the master himself. Indeed, if Heinlein's famous character, the space-faring poet Rhysling, had ever written a novel, this would be it. This is a compelling tale of the glory that was. In the days of the great sailing ships, in the mid-twenty-first century, when magnetic sails drew cargo and passengers alike to every corner of the solar system, sailors had the highest status of all spacemen, and the crew of the luxury liner the River of Stars, the highest among all sailors. But development of the Farnsworth fusion drive doomed the sailing ships, and now the River of Stars is the last of its kind, retrofitted with engines, her mast vestigial, her sails unraised for years. An ungainly hybrid, she operates in the late years of the century as a mere tramp freighter among the outer planets, and her crew is a motley group of misfits. Stepan Gorgas is the escapist executive officer who becomes captain. Ramakrishnan Bhatterji is the chief engineer who disdains him. Eugenie Satterwaithe, once a captain herself, is third officer and, for form's sake, sailing master. When an unlikely and catastrophic engine failure strikes the River, Bhatterji is confident he can effect repairs with heroic engineering, but Satterwaithe and the other sailors among the crew plot to save her with a glorious last gasp for the old ways, mesmerized by a vision of arriving at Jupiter proudly under sail. The story of their doom has the power, the poetry, and the inevitability of a Greek tragedy. This is a great science fiction novel, Flynn's best yet. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Live Long and Profit

Live Long and Profit
Author: Leah Rewolinski
Publisher:
Total Pages: 133
Release: 1993
Genre:
ISBN: 9781852838348

One of a series of spoof science-fiction novels based on Star Trek. Starfreak Command's elder statesman, Captain James T. Smirk, is back in action with his crusty crew, together with Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo, commander of the next generation crew of the USS Endocrine.