Star Wars Joke Book

Star Wars Joke Book
Author: Lucasfilm Ltd
Publisher: Egmont Books Limited
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-05-07
Genre: Star Wars films
ISBN: 9781405276306

It's comedy contest night at Jabba the Hutt's palace, and all of your favourite Star Wars heroes and villains have brought their best jokes. Who will be the winner? You decide!

Rey and Pals

Rey and Pals
Author: Jeffrey Brown
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2019-11-05
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 1452180601

What if Rey hadn't grown up all alone on dusty planet Jakku, but instead had a galaxy of friends to play with? New York Times bestselling author of the Darth Vader and Son series Jeffrey Brown returns to the Star Wars galaxy with a collection of brand-new adventures starring young Rey and Kylo, Finn and Poe, Hux and Phasma, Rose and BB-8—all under the watch of Luke, General Leia, Han, and Chewie. Whether it's Kylo trying to use the Force to cheat at Go Fish, Poe bowling with BB-8, or Rey lifting rocks to play hide and seek, Jeffrey Brown's charmingly hilarious vision will delight Star Wars fans of all ages. © & TM Lucasfilm Ltd. Used Under Authorization

Save the Galaxy!

Save the Galaxy!
Author: Ace Landers
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 7
Release: 2011
Genre: Board books
ISBN: 0545301017

When Princess Leia needs help, she sends R2-D2 and C3-P0 to find Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine.

Champions of the Force: Star Wars Legends (The Jedi Academy)

Champions of the Force: Star Wars Legends (The Jedi Academy)
Author: Kevin Anderson
Publisher: Random House Worlds
Total Pages: 370
Release: 1994-09-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 055329802X

Suspended helplessly between life and death, Luke Skywalker lies in state at the Jedi academy. But on the spirit plane, Luke fights desperately for survival, reaching out physically to the Jedi twins. At the same time, Leia is on a life-and-death mission of her own, a race against Imperial agents hoping to destroy a third Jedi child -- Leia and Han's baby Anakin -- hidden on the planet Anoth. Meanwhile, Luke's former protÚgÚ Kyp Durron has pirated the deadly Sun Crusher on an apocalyptic mission of mass destruction, convinced he is fighting for a just cause. Hunting down the rogue warrior, Han must persuade Kyp to renounce his dark crusade and regain his lost honor. To do it, Kyp must take the Sun Crusher on a suicide mission against the awesome Death Star prototype -- a battle Han knows they may be unable to win... even with Luke Skywalker at their side!

Star Wars

Star Wars
Author: Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper
Publisher:
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2020-03-19
Genre:
ISBN:

These are the Jokes you're looking for! Giggles & Slapper's third Joke Book for kids takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, filled with everything from classic Star Wars jokes, cartoons, and Rebus puzzles, to new jokes paying homage to the latest installments to the franchise. Perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) How long did Han Solo live? All his life Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3? He's a choking hazard! What does Admiral Ackbar take when he is tired? It's a NAP! What do you call a Zombie Ewok? The Ewoking Dead When did Baby Yoda say his first word? Right after his second word Star Wars: The Jokes Awaken is unofficial and unauthorized.

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Activity Book

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Activity Book
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2015-07-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781405278546

A fully-illustrated activity book based on the epic conclusion to the original Star Wars trilogy. Luke Skywalker and the Rebel Alliance face the ultimate battle of good versus evil… The book is packed full of exciting mazes, codewords, puzzles and many more activities, plus 4 sticker scenes to complete with 100 stickers!

Jurassic Jokes

Jurassic Jokes
Author: Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2021-04-03
Genre:
ISBN:

Laugh and Learn with Jurassic Jokes! Time to tickle your prehistoric funny bone with Jurassic Jokes: A Joke Book 65 Million Years in the Making! Any junior paleontologist or dinosaur enthusiasts will love this illustrated joke book filled with new and classic prehistoric animal jokes. From the minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this dino joke fest is also filled with cartoons and humorous illustrations perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus). What do you call a Triceratops fart? A blast from the past What did Tyrannosaurus Rex never eat for dinner? Breakfast and Lunch Why did the Mosasaurus blush? It saw the Ocean's bottom What do you do if you find a blue Stegosaurus Cheer him up What do you call an Iguanodon without an eye? Guanodon Jurassic Jokes seeks to not only entertain but to educate as well. The real names of lesser-known dinosaurs and prehistoric animals are included in the jokes and in the Primeval Fun Facts which are scattered throughout. Readers will laugh and learn about prehistoric animals and dinosaurs they might not have heard of before, like the terrifying Titanoboa and the tiny Micropachycephalosaurus -one of the smallest dinosaurs but has the longest name! Jurassic Jokes is the perfect gift for any young dinosaur enthusiast.

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2010-09-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1409039307

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book

The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book
Author: Puffin Books
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 233
Release: 2007-08-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0141910909

What is the definition of a snail?A slug with a crash helmet.What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?‘Ouch!’This is Puffin's biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world! Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you'll have a joke on hand for every occasion! Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.