Squid Pro Quo

Squid Pro Quo
Author: Keith Pepperell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2017-04-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781544909677

Some rare squid recipes from the author's extensive collection and some unusual folklore associated with them.

Kraken

Kraken
Author: China Miéville
Publisher: Del Rey
Total Pages: 514
Release: 2011-03-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0345497503

With this outrageous new novel, China Miéville has written one of the strangest, funniest, and flat-out scariest books you will read this—or any other—year. The London that comes to life in Kraken is a weird metropolis awash in secret currents of myth and magic, where criminals, police, cultists, and wizards are locked in a war to bring about—or prevent—the End of All Things. In the Darwin Centre at London’s Natural History Museum, Billy Harrow, a cephalopod specialist, is conducting a tour whose climax is meant to be the Centre’s prize specimen of a rare Architeuthis dux—better known as the Giant Squid. But Billy’s tour takes an unexpected turn when the squid suddenly and impossibly vanishes into thin air. As Billy soon discovers, this is the precipitating act in a struggle to the death between mysterious but powerful forces in a London whose existence he has been blissfully ignorant of until now, a city whose denizens—human and otherwise—are adept in magic and murder. There is the Congregation of God Kraken, a sect of squid worshippers whose roots go back to the dawn of humanity—and beyond. There is the criminal mastermind known as the Tattoo, a merciless maniac inked onto the flesh of a hapless victim. There is the FSRC—the Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit—a branch of London’s finest that fights sorcery with sorcery. There is Wati, a spirit from ancient Egypt who leads a ragtag union of magical familiars. There are the Londonmancers, who read the future in the city’s entrails. There is Grisamentum, London’s greatest wizard, whose shadow lingers long after his death. And then there is Goss and Subby, an ageless old man and a cretinous boy who, together, constitute a terrifying—yet darkly charismatic—demonic duo. All of them—and others—are in pursuit of Billy, who inadvertently holds the key to the missing squid, an embryonic god whose powers, properly harnessed, can destroy all that is, was, and ever shall be.

Good Eats

Good Eats
Author: Alton Brown
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 396
Release: 2019-12-24
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1613122802

This quintessential food-science-and-cooking-technique title is now available in ebook! This version is best viewed on your tablet device. Also available in a text-only reflowable format, for use on a wider range of platforms. Alton Brown is a great cook, a very funny guy, and—underneath it all—a science geek who's as interested in the chemistry of cooking as he is in eating. (Well, almost.) At long last, the book that Brown's legions of fans have cooked from and celebrated and spilled stuff on for years is available as an ebook, providing a brighter, shinier record of his long-running, award-winning Food Network TV series, Good Eats. From "Pork Fiction" (on baby back ribs), to "Citizen Cane" (on caramel sauce), to "Oat Cuisine" (on oatmeal), every hilarious episode is represented. The book is illustrated with behind-the-scenes photos taken on the Good Eats set. It contains more than 140 recipes and more than 1,000 photographs and illustrations, along with explanations of techniques, lots of food-science information (of course!), and more food puns, food jokes, and food trivia than you can shake a wooden spoon at.

Claud Mann's Dinner & a Movie Cookbook

Claud Mann's Dinner & a Movie Cookbook
Author: Claud Mann
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2003
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780740739576

One of the most classic weekend recipes for surefire entertainment is dinner and a movie with some friends. And for eight years, TBS Superstation's Dinner & A Movie has served up fun-filled movies along with cleverly named foods to create and enjoy while watching.Claud Mann's Dinner & A Movie Cookbook captures the humor and irreverent spirit of the long-running show in its full-color pages. This new edition of the popular cookbook includes more than 100 recipes that have been featured on the show.' 'Deja vu Twice-Baked Potatoes''Groundhog Day' 'Retro Raviolis''Blast from the Past' 'Just the Facts Ham' 'Dragnet' 'What's Under Your Skirt Steak'''Tootsie' 'Nosferatuna Melts''Dracula: Dead and Loving ItThe recipes are not only tasty and easy to follow, but they're peppered with food facts, movie trivia, and funny remarks from hosts Paul Gilmartin and Lisa Kushell. The cookbook also features many behind-the-scenes photos from the set of the show as well as full-color shots of the delectable dishes. TBS Superstation will air weekly on-air promotions for the show Dinner & A Movie and will feature links on the show's oft-hit Web site to a page dedicated to the cookbook.

Enduv Road

Enduv Road
Author: Gwen Banta
Publisher: Next Chapter
Total Pages: 287
Release: 2023-03-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Based on the whimsical advice of Aunt Beaners' Ouija board, the unconventional Jackson family abruptly uproots and moves west in 1960 to Scope Ranch in Keetley, Utah, near the mountain town of Park City. Unaware that Keetley is doomed to destruction, Simmy Jackson and her kid brother, Lefty, adapt to their new rustic life. As the siblings grow to adulthood and start families of their own, they learn the fascinating history of each of their colorful relatives, such as eccentric (and arguably criminal) Aunt Beaners, affable Uncle Arty, and the inimitable ranch hand, Charlie Spratt, who becomes the patriarch of the family. Although their adventures are equally hilarious and heartbreaking, Simmy and Lefty must reconcile love with forgiveness when they discover the shocking truth and betrayal behind their journey to Utah. Full of laughter and pathos, Gwen Banta's "Enduv Road" is a generational saga that takes the reader on a journey from Endicott, New York during World War II to rural Utah where three neighboring towns were swallowed by the Jordanelle Reservoir in 1995. The chronicle of the Jackson family is one of unforgettable characters and compelling events - a story as rich in history as its Utah setting.

Rivals

Rivals
Author: Jilly Cooper
Publisher: Forever
Total Pages: 454
Release: 2024-10-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1538773538

Soon to be an original streaming series on Hulu! "Fun, sexy and unputdownable--a classic." --Marian Keyes "Flawlessly entertaining." --Helen Fielding "Joyful and mischievous." --Jojo Moyes The glamorous, cutthroat world of 1980s British television is all about power, a time when the affluent elite existed in a bubble of immense wealth and influence, and would use any means to get what they wanted. Lord Baddingham is desperate to retain the Corinium TV franchise. And to do so, he’s hired Declan O’Hara, an Irish talk show mega-star. Baddingham has also enticed on board Cameron Cook, a gorgeous and brash executive, to produce Declan’s program. But Declan and Cameron detest each other, soon provoking a storm of controversy. Enter into the fray everyone's favorite deliciously handsome, hate-to-love-him bad-boy, Rupert Campbell-Black. As a rival group emerges to pitch for the franchise, reputations ripen and decline, true love blossoms and burns, marriages are made and shattered, and everyone is competing—in bed and in the boardroom—to come out on top.

I Don't Know What To Tell You

I Don't Know What To Tell You
Author: Chris Kirkpatrick
Publisher: PublishAmerica
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2013-04-12
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1630043958

I really don't know what to tell you. Everyday life is so complex. There are multitudes of stories, infinite perspectives, and continuous moments that make everything matter. Yet somehow people put words together to make meaning of it. Poets pack mountains of meaning into prose. They make the seemingly simplest words mean more than the small space of text they occupy. Poems can trick us. they challenge us to see words and our world differently. Family. Time at home. Work. Social situations. Spirituality. Imagination. Passion and stress. Personal reflection. Everyday moments and all the "things" in them show us our perfectly imperfect (yet undeniably beautiful) humanity. The words you are about to ingest are nourishment for the mind, heart, and soul. Bon appetit.

Good Eats 2 (Text-Only Edition)

Good Eats 2 (Text-Only Edition)
Author: Alton Brown
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 866
Release: 2021-12-21
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1647001153

Good Eats 2: The Middle Years picks up where the bestselling Good Eats: The Early Years left off. Showcasing everything Alton Brown fans (and they are legion!) have ever wanted to know about his award-winning television show, The Middle Years is chock-full of trivia, science-of-food information, cooking tips, and—of course—recipes.!--?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /-- Brown’s particular genius lies in teaching the chemistry of cooking with levity and exuberance. In episodes such as “Fit to Be Tied” (meat roulades), “Crustacean Nation” (crab), and “Ill-Gotten Grains” (wheat products), Brown explains everything from how to make the perfect omelet to how to stuff your own sausages. With Brown’s inimitable line drawings and signature witty writing, this comprehensive companion book conveys the same wildly creative spirit as the show itself.

The Pirate

The Pirate
Author: Galen Surlak-Ramsey
Publisher: Tiny Fox Press
Total Pages: 331
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Death is a gamer. Who knew? Not Ethan, at least, not before a terrible accident left his best friend dying, and the Grim Reaper gave him a chance to win back his buddy’s soul. All he has to do is beat the dark angel in a race within the Captains & Cannons universe. Should be simple enough. After all, Ethan is no stranger to MMOs. But when Ethan fires up his computer, he’s sucked into a world filled with sea dogs and serpents, all of which are far too real for his taste. To make matters worse, he hasn’t a farthing to his name and just two weeks to build his skills, find a crew, and buy a ship before the regatta starts, or he’ll lose by default. Thankfully, when he meets Zoey, a seasoned pirate and player, she offers her help in exchange for his, and he gladly accepts the deal. What follows is a treacherous adventure on the high seas where Ethan will need to become the most cunning and savvy player to have entered the game if he’s to survive the ordeal and triumph over Death.