Spanking Shakespeare

Spanking Shakespeare
Author: Jake Wizner
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2007-09-25
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0375890866

SHAKESPEARE SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and his life has gone downhill from there, one embarrassing incident after another. Entering his senior year of high school, Shakespeare has never had a girlfriend, his younger brother is cooler than he is, and his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is his bowel movements.But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior at Shakespeare's high school must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. And, just maybe, a prize-winning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend . . . or at least a prom date.

Spanking Shakespeare

Spanking Shakespeare
Author: Jake Wizner
Publisher: Ember
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2008-10-28
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0375855947

SHAKESPEARE SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and his life has gone downhill from there, one embarrassing incident after another. Entering his senior year of high school, Shakespeare has never had a girlfriend, his younger brother is cooler than he is, and his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is his bowel movements.But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior at Shakespeare's high school must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. And, just maybe, a prize-winning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend . . . or at least a prom date.

Sex with Shakespeare

Sex with Shakespeare
Author: Jillian Keenan
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 252
Release: 2016-04-26
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0062378732

A provocative, moving, kinky, and often absurdly funny memoir about Shakespeare, love, obsession, and spanking When it came to understanding love, a teenage Jillian Keenan had nothing to guide her—until a production of The Tempest sent Shakespeare’s language flowing through her blood for the first time. In Sex with Shakespeare, she tells the story of how the Bard’s plays helped her embrace her unusual sexual identity and find a love story of her own. Four hundred years after Shakespeare’s death, Keenan’s smart and passionate memoir brings new life to his work. With fourteen of his plays as a springboard, she explores the many facets of love and sexuality—from desire and communication to fetish and fantasy. In A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Keenan unmasks Helena as a sexual masochist—like Jillian herself. In Macbeth, she examines criminalized sexual identities and the dark side of “privacy.” The Taming of the Shrew goes inside the secret world of bondage, domination, and sadomasochism, while King Lear exposes the ill-fated king as a possible sexual predator. Moving through the canon, Keenan makes it abundantly clear that literature is a conversation. In Sex with Shakespeare, words are love. As Keenan wanders the world in search of connection, from desert dictatorships to urban islands to disputed territories, Shakespeare goes with her —and provokes complex, surprising, and wildly important conversations about sexuality, consent, and the secrets that simmer beneath our surfaces.

Castration Celebration

Castration Celebration
Author: Jake Wizner
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2010-05-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375852166

Two high school students in a summer arts program at Yale University collaborate on an "anti-guy musical" with the working title, Castration Celebration.

Fool

Fool
Author: Christopher Moore
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0061974773

“Hilarious, always inventive, this is a book for all, especially uptight English teachers, bardolaters, and ministerial students.” —Dallas Morning News Fool—the bawdy and outrageous New York Times bestseller from the unstoppable Christopher Moore—is a hilarious new take on William Shakespeare’s King Lear…as seen through the eyes of the foolish liege’s clownish jester, Pocket. A rousing tale of “gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity,” Fool joins Moore’s own Lamb, Fluke, The Stupidest Angel, and You Suck! as modern masterworks of satiric wit and sublimely twisted genius, prompting Carl Hiassen to declare Christopher Moore “a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”

Saffron Dreams

Saffron Dreams
Author: Shaila Abdullah
Publisher: Loving Healing Press
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2009-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1932690735

Arissa Illahi, a Muslim artist and writer, discovers in a single moment that life itself chooses one's destiny. After her husband's death in the collapse of the World Trade Center, the discovery of his manuscript marks Arissa's reconnection to life.

Nick and June Were Here

Nick and June Were Here
Author: Shalanda Stanley
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2019
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0399556583

Told in two voices, Nick, a sometimes artist who steals cars to support his aunt, and June, who has been hiding her symptoms of schizophrenia, run away together.

Hudibras

Hudibras
Author: Samuel Butler
Publisher:
Total Pages: 204
Release: 1818
Genre:
ISBN:

How to Discipline Your Six to Twelve Year Old . . . Without Losing Your Mind

How to Discipline Your Six to Twelve Year Old . . . Without Losing Your Mind
Author: Barbara C. Unell
Publisher: Main Street Books
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2009-09-30
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0307567729

Discipline Without Shouting Or Spanking became a best-seller by proving practical, effective advice on common behavioral problems to parents of children under six. Here the authors adapt their winning formula for older youngsters.

An Enema, a Birthday Spanking, a Love Story

An Enema, a Birthday Spanking, a Love Story
Author: J. G. Knox
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 302
Release: 2008
Genre:
ISBN: 1434339076

God is Love. Expressed in many ways, a caress, a touch, a spank or the surge of an enema when sick, love cares. This book is about love, the love or a man and woman, a mother and daughter, an aunt and niece, an older and younger sister. Preachy love? No, real down-home loving, the kind most of us grew on and pass to our spouses and down to our children. Love is universal, a part of God, a part of sex, a part of childhood, the fundamental of any faith worth following. What ever life brings, what ever pain, sorrow, joy or bliss, love comes back as the Jonquils come back every spring and waves yellow flowers in icy breezes. If you want to feel love through the mind of a baby, a ten year old, a young or old woman then read When The Jonquils Bloom Again: Book One--- An Enema, A Birthday Spanking, A Love Story..