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| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 68 |
| Release | : 2013-04-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449427049 |
"This cleverly funny collection of letters provides cat lover a window into the whiskered souls of our favorite feline family members"--Publisher description.
| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 72 |
| Release | : 2019-10-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 152485896X |
Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.
| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 69 |
| Release | : 2011-10-11 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449407897 |
A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.
| Author | : Editors of Hollan Publishing |
| Publisher | : Ulysses Press |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 2014-04-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1612432212 |
A hilarious collection of snarky mea culpa cards to be torn out and given to wronged friends, coworkers, and family members Everyone has those moments when they know they are effing up, but instead of doing the right thing, they go ahead and leave a pile of dirty dishes in the sink, drink the last drop of milk, or even have sex in their roommate's bed. Now they’re stuck owing an apology. But why say sorry face to face when a cheeky, passive-aggressive card will get the job done? Embellished with iconic retro photographs, these perforated tear-out pseudo-apologies are perfect for avoiding confrontation and easing the situation by putting a smile on the victim’s face. Each card has a specific image that complements its corresponding apology — a picture of a 1970s dad grilling up a steak in the backyard that reads, “I’m sorry I forgot you were vegan,” or a shot of a 1950s couple, complete with poodle skirt and letterman jacket, standing in front of a house with a white picket fence, that says, “I’m sorry your parents think I’m a tramp.”
| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 64 |
| Release | : 2017-06-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449487424 |
The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.
| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 65 |
| Release | : 2016-11-08 |
| Genre | : Pets |
| ISBN | : 1449484433 |
What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.
| Author | : Francesco Marciuliano |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 111 |
| Release | : 2012-08-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1452121869 |
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews Mcmeel+ORM |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2014-09-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449462642 |
Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we've gained in the winter, and accept that while we can't control our environment, we can control where we barf in it. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.
| Author | : Jeremy Greenberg |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 76 |
| Release | : 2013-12-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449446272 |
Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) is a sweetly funny collection of photos and relationship profiles from some of the most unlikely couples. With “aw”-inspiring images of cats and dogs cuddling, and tongue-in-ear relationship advice to keep from biting each other’s heads off (sometimes literally), there’s tail-wagging laughter on every page to help us purr-fect our relationships.
| Author | : The Awkward Yeti |
| Publisher | : Andrews Mcmeel+ORM |
| Total Pages | : 151 |
| Release | : 2015-10-20 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449474373 |
Boasting more than two million pageviews per month, TheAwkwardYeti.com has become a webcomic staple since its creation in 2012. In addition to tons of fan favorites, Heart and Brain contains more than 75 brand new comics that have never been seen online. From paying taxes and getting up for work to dancing with kittens and starting a band, readers everywhere will relate to the ongoing struggle between Heart and Brain.
