Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales

Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales
Author: Rob Kutner
Publisher: First Second
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2023-07-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1250344840

Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies! What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you? You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD! So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!

The Snot Goblin

The Snot Goblin
Author: Mira Mee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2004
Genre: Children's stories, New Zealand
ISBN: 9780476004788

What is it like having a Goblin in your closet? Meet Snot, a lovable little fellow with big hairy ears, upside down eyes who enjoys eating bogeys, flies and anything gross. Suggested level: junior, primary.

Apocalypse How

Apocalypse How
Author: Rob Kutner
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-05-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780762432332

People have been predicting the end of the world since...well, the beginning of it. Oh, the form it takes may vary-firestorm, earthquake, plague, new ice age, alien invasion, nuclear cloud, or the rise of our machines-but everyone who survives will be starting over at Square One. Your needs won't be that different from today's: food, shelter, work, finances, relationships, 24-hour cable.... But you'll have more raw materials to deal with. Apocalypse How is the humorous how-to-guide to living your best life possible (after the Apocalypse renders your current quality of life null and void.) Organized like a travel or lifestyle guide, the book tells you all you need to know in order to fend off zombies, forge for non-radioactive food, and make the most of your new dwelling (while ignoring the ash outline of its previous occupants on the far wall.)This handy volume includes such essential sections as: What to Expect When We're Exploding Before We Blow: Your Essential To-Hoard List Should You Stay or Should You Flee? Questionnaire Sex, Love, and Dating: What if You Are the Last Man on Earth? The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Petty Tyrants The Apocalyptic Aptitude Test Apocalypse How is guaranteed to be of use in the world to come. It also makes a handy defense weapon if thrown, and firestarter if needed.

When Crocs Fly

When Crocs Fly
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016
Genre: JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN: 9781449476274

Sure, crocs can fly . . . just not in the way you might expect. This spectacular feat usually involves an impenetrable wall, zip lines, gravity, and an appetizing zebra on the other side. In this collection of cartoons specially chosen for kids, the gang from Pearls Before Swine gets into adventures you have to see to believe. Join Rat and Pig--the brains and the pawn--as they attempt the first 3D comic; see what happens when the luckless crocs adopt two Oreos (penguins); and roll your eyes with Goat as he tries desperately to keep his sanity in the midst of these antics.

Goblins

Goblins
Author: Philip Reeve
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2012-04-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1407135333

Always busy squabbling, the goblins who live in the great towers of Clovenstone spend all their time fighting and looting. Only clever young Skarper understands that dark magic created by a vanquished sorcerer is rising again. From the lands of men come fortune-seekers - and soon trolls, giants, cloud-maidens, swamp monsters, tree-warriors, humans and bloodthirsty goblins alike are swept into a fabulous magical conflict! Enter a wild world of magical creatures and heroic adventure in this thrilling new fantasy from the extraordinary imagination of Philip Reeve.

Iggy & Oz

Iggy & Oz
Author: J. J. Johnson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2022-02-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781087941677

Silverthorn

Silverthorn
Author: Raymond E. Feist
Publisher: Spectra
Total Pages: 471
Release: 2017-08-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0525480064

A poisoned bolt has struck down the Princess Anita on the day of her wedding to Prince Arutha of Krondor. To save his beloved, Arutha sets out in search of the mytics herb called Silverthorn that only grows in the dark and forbidding land of the Spellweavers. Accompanied by a mercenary, a minstrel, and a clever young thief, he wil confront an ancient evil and do battle with the dark powers that threaten the enchanted realm of Midkemia.

Willis Wilbur Wows the World

Willis Wilbur Wows the World
Author: Lindsey Leavitt
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2022-03-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593224051

Willis Wilbur has the entire summer in front of him. So it's time to fulfill his destiny: becoming the neighborhood life coach. Nine-year-old Willis Wilbur had his summer figured out. He and his best friend, Shelley, were going to Band Camp, and he was going to learn how to play the sousaphone. Easy. Simple. A done deal. But when Shelley is whisked off to Hawaii for a summer with her family, Willis is left staring down the long, boring road of an empty summer. Or even worse--eight long weeks of Day Camp. So Willis decides to try something new. He's going to MAKE A DATE WITH DESTINY. And after spotting a flyer for a local business competition, he finds exactly what his true calling really is: becoming the Neighborhood Life Coach. A kid helping other kids with kids' problems. His niche, he discovers. And he was going to be great at it. The best at it. So good, that he was going to become wildly, ridiculously famous. All he needed were some clients... With gumption, tenacity, and many other buzzwords he finds in self-help business magazines, Willis dives bowtie-first into the entrepreneurial waters. But starting a business alone, especially without his best friend by his side, is tough work. And with neighborhood bullies getting in his way, a guinea pig client who's actually a guinea pig, and an annoyingly competent little sister asking for a raise, Willis has his work cut out for him. Funny, heartfelt, and overwhelmingly endearing, Willis Wilbur is here to make all of your (well, his) dreams come true. (For a small fee.)

Omega Genesis

Omega Genesis
Author: Baart J. Groot
Publisher: Omega Genesis
Total Pages: 442
Release: 2018-08-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781719872065

The world we know is broken. Greed has driven humanity to the edge of calamity yet still we do not stop. With the discovery of the ultimate power source CEO Charles Greenworth can begin his rise to domination of the planet. Caught amidst his machinations, senior student Reyn and urchin Whisper join forces with Charles' own daughter to prevent an apocalypse or at least survive it.