Smells Like Bacon

Smells Like Bacon
Author: Tommy Woodard
Publisher: K-LOVE
Total Pages: 231
Release: 2021-09-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1954201087

The guys who together form the popular comedy duo The Skit Guys, take their distinct brand of humor and apply it to a guide on how to make and keep friends and why it matters for a life of faith and laughs. Tommy Woodard and Eddie James, the men who form the widely popular comedy duo The Skit Guys, have been best friends since high school. With encouragement and guidance from their youth pastor, the guys started to write and perform skits for their youth group. Since their high-school days, they've been writing and performing hilarious and poignant skits live around the world and on camera, as well as on their site, SkitGuys.com. Everywhere they go, the question people always ask them is, “How did you guys get to be and figure out how to stay friends?” Now, this offbeat duo is coming together to present Smells Like Bacon: The Skit Guys Guide to Lifelong Friendships, a book about the power of friendships and how to build the kind of friendships that last. Written in the signature hilarity of a Skit Guys dialogue—with well-placed banter or two sprinkled in for good measure—Smells Like Bacon explores: - Who needs friends? - Let’s-Dig-in-the-Dirt Friends - Awkward things not to say to potential friends - Crying at the movie Beaches - How to be a good friend; - What to look for in friends—and what to avoid; - How to handle difficult situations in friendship; and - Why God makes a great friend - And fun and random stories, and of course, bacon references Tommy and Eddie have traveled the world performing for families at events, churches, and conferences. Their SkitGuys.com website has grown into a treasured media resource for families, pastors and churches. Their numerous short films, skits, and scripts are used to reach families all over the world. When The Skit Guys aren't performing or shooting new short films, both Tommy and Eddie serve in their local churches, enjoy good food (especially pizza and fries!), and love life with their families.

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13
Author: Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher: Thomas F. Shubnell
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2008-09-26
Genre:
ISBN: 1440418993

Have you ever seen so many wonderfully funny jokes in your life. Read this and you will. Hilarious in the true tradition of great jokemasters. Get ready to have your ribs tickled, laugh uncontrollably, and be delighted with the daffiness.

The Legend of Greg

The Legend of Greg
Author: Chris Rylander
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2019-05-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 152473974X

A boy discovers his destiny could totally stink in the first book in this riotously funny middle-grade fantasy-adventure trilogy. Risk-averse Greg Belmont is content with being ordinary. He's got a friend--that's right, just one--at his fancy prep school, and a pretty cool dad. The problem is, Greg isn't ordinary . . . he's actually an honest-to-goodness, fantastical Dwarf! He discovers the truth the day his dad brings home a gross new tea--one that awakens bizarre abilities in Greg. Then a murderous Bro-Troll kidnaps his dad and Greg is whisked away to the Underground, where Dwarves have lived for centuries right beneath the streets of Chicago. With the help of some awesome new friends and a talking ax, Greg learns all about the history of the Dwarves, which has been marked with tales of epic failure since the dawn of time. However, the return of the magic they once wielded means big changes are afoot, escalating tensions with the Dwarves' sworn enemy: the Elves. Brimming with humor and action, Chris Rylander's The Legend of Greg turns dwarf lore on its head, delivering an adventure readers won't be able to resist.

Beach Town Love

Beach Town Love
Author: Kristi Rose
Publisher: Vintage Housewife Books
Total Pages: 1043
Release: 2023-06-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

"Beach Town Love," is an irresistible boxset of four delightful romantic comedy novels by the USA TODAY bestselling author, Kristi Rose. Immerse yourself in the sun-soaked paradise of Daytona Beach, where the salty breeze carries the promise of romance, leaving hearts longing for more. 1. In "The Girl He Needs," Josie, a spirited and determined woman whose plans are interrupted when her car catches fire on the highway. Despite the precarious situation, she finds herself drawn to the attractive stranger in the truck who offers assistance. Little does she know her knight in shining armor, Brinn McRae, is a straight-laced and seemingly incompatible man. As fate intertwines their paths, Josie finds herself torn between loosening Brinn's tightly wound life or getting tangled up in it. 2. Laughter, alcohol, and the allure of a military man are the perfect recipe for a night of passion. Paisley Macallister in "The Girl He Knows," believes those have to be the reason for why she succumbed to the temptation of sleeping with her best friend's brother. But as their connection deepens, Paisley realizes that Hank wants more than just a fling. Though recently divorce, Paisley questions whether she is still the girl that Hank knows. With lingering doubts and a desire to protect her heart, she finds herself at a crossroads, torn between embracing the possibility of a happily ever after or guarding herself from potential heartbreak. 3. Meet Jayne Grandberry in "The Girl He Wants," a vibrant entrepreneur facing the challenges of love and height insecurities. Standing tall at six feet, Jayne finds it difficult to find a man who isn't intimidated by her stature. When she meets Stacey Cunningham, a financial wizard and single dad, their unexpected chemistry leads to a series of passionate encounters. Despite Jayne's doubts about her future, sone thing she’s certain of is she’s not marriage or mommy material. Will she take a leap of faith and embrace the possibility that she could have happiness in ways she never thought and be forever the girl he wants? 4. In "The Girl He Loves," Heather Michaels navigates the complexities of life as a single mother with a demanding schedule. Her chance encounter with Dax Griffin, her college flame, reignites a spark within her. However, Heather's overwhelming responsibilities make her doubt whether she can handle a relationship. As their passionate reunion unfolds, Heather must confront her fears and trust that she is worthy of love. Can she believe that she's the girl he loves? With her trademark blend of humor, wit, and heartfelt romance, Kristi Rose crafts a collection that will leave you laughing, swooning, and believing in the power of unexpected love. Lose yourself in the pages of "Beach Town Love” as four remarkable women find their happily-ever-afters in the most extraordinary ways.

Journey to Cash

Journey to Cash
Author: Ashley Bartlett
Publisher: Bold Strokes Books Inc
Total Pages: 283
Release: 2021-01-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1635554659

Cash Braddock thought everything was great. Her drug business sold for a nice chunk. She’s opening an art gallery. And she’s finally free of the Sacramento Police Department. But then the mother she hasn’t seen in twenty-three years knocks on her door. And Laurel Kallen, the ex-girlfriend who broke her heart, rolls into town. Oh, and Laurel has a message: Cash’s former business partner is back and wants to kill them both. Which is a real bummer. Cash is no stranger to the consequences of her poor decisions, but this time everyone and everything she loves might pay the price.

You're What I Want (Y.A Series Book 4)

You're What I Want (Y.A Series Book 4)
Author: Sarah Tork
Publisher: Sarah Tork
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2015-11-23
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN:

One thing I’ve learned from my best friend Annabelle’s crazy love life is…that I never want one…no matter what. Seventeen year old, Swim team member for life, Jenna Sabini has only one thing on her mind and it’s swimming. There was no time for silly boys and their mind games, not when her family was struggling to make the mortgage payments on their house, and especially not when she had to compete against the entire country for an athletic scholarship to Florida State University. As one of the stars on the Royal Heights High School Baseball team, Tom Colleto was used to having every girl swoon at the sight of him, but the moment he locked eyes with the feisty star swimmer, he’s reminded that there was at least one girl in school who was immune to his charms. Is Jenna going to let her guard down and focus on something else besides swimming? Or will the stress of getting that scholarship be too much, holding her back from...experiencing love for the first time? Warning Contains Sexual Scenes Recommended for ages 17+ This is not a standalone novel. Book 4 in Y.A Series

Claimed Among the Stars: A Sci Fi Romance Charity Anthology

Claimed Among the Stars: A Sci Fi Romance Charity Anthology
Author: Kate Rudolph
Publisher: Ink Heart Publishing
Total Pages: 5835
Release: 2021-09-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1955871027

Make contact with the hottest alien anthology in the universe! Claimed Among the Stars will rocket you to reading bliss with more action, adventure, and pleasure than one planet can contain. Curl up with this collection of wild and wonderful heavenly bodies and venture to the unknown worlds that only your favorite sci-fi romance authors could create. Hearts in zero gravity are free to fall, and destiny awaits unsuspecting heroines far across the galaxy. Whether you love a trip that’s nice and easy or dark and steamy, this collaboration of more than fifty bestselling authors is guaranteed to please. Embrace the heat, the sweet, the dark, and the depraved, and grab your copy of Claimed Among the Stars today! A word of warning: this anthology is only available for a limited time, so grab your copies now before they blast off forever. The proceeds of Claimed Among the Stars will benefit The National Women’s Coalition Against Violence and Exploitation, which serves women and children in the United States and abroad. This anthology contains exclusive, never before published stories by: Kate Rudolph Zoey Draven Tasha Black Tana Stone Nancey Cummings Honey Phillips Octavia Kore Ella Maven Tamsin Ley Iona Strom V. K. Ludwig Hope Hart Alana Khan Victoria Aveline SJ Sanders Alison Aimes Jade Waltz Ava Ross V. T. Bonds Kyra Snow Annabelle Rex Amarra Skye Liz Paffel Elizabeth Stephens Olivia Riley Veronica Scott Elin Wyn Hattie Jacks Samantha Rose A. G. Wilde Alexis B. Osborne Ella Blake Stephanie West Jessica Grayson Ivy Knox Lynnea Lee Kate Stevens Julie K. Cohen Hannah Haze Sarah Johns C. Y. Croc Leslie Chase Tina Moss Ana B. Starr L. Starfyre Lilly Griffin V.C. Lancaster Loretta Johns R. L. Olvitt Julie L. Vance Kassie Keegan

Beyond the Cattle Guard

Beyond the Cattle Guard
Author: Mollie Jordyn
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2019-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1644244837

A child's exploration of nature and the family, from within and beyond the cattle guard.

The Soloist

The Soloist
Author: Steve Lopez
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 207
Release: 2008-04-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1440638276

The New York Times bestselling true story that inspired the major motion picture—an “unforgettable tale of hope, heart and humanity”(People). Journalist Steve Lopez discovered of Nathaniel Ayers, a former classical bass student at Julliard, playing his heart out on a two-string violin on Los Angeles’s Skid Row. Deeply affected by the beauty of Ayers’s music, Lopez took it upon himself to change the prodigy's life—only to find that their relationship would have a profound change on his own. “An intimate portrait of mental illness, of atrocious social neglect, and the struggle to resurrect a fallen prodigy.”—Mark Bowden, author of Black Hawk Down

Your Body

Your Body
Author: Matthew MacDonald
Publisher: "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
Total Pages: 303
Release: 2009-07-28
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 0596801742

Presents an easy-to-read guide on the human body, its major organs and their functions, and common illnesses and diseases.