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| Author | : Michelle Jenkins |
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| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2017-02-12 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780967979526 |
Funny quotes broken out into 16 categories ranging from relationships to Health and Fitness. Things you want to say but probably should keep to yourself.
| Author | : Dorothy Bigguns |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 44 |
| Release | : 2015-04-06 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781511616119 |
Laugh Out Loud at the World's Dumbest Quotes. Read about how: Gay marriage is between a man and a woman See how unfair life is for a pop star Miss the importance of life by smoking Autobiographies should be written from beyond the grave Chicago is the 52nd state in the U.S. Chemistry teaches proper math War is, in fact, a dangerous place Poverty is an accomplishment to brag about And, much more hilarity! "After reading the things that the worlds most famous and highly respected individuals have said, I almost feel like a genius. " -Ramsey A., Amazon.com "Very unexpected!" -Concerned, Amazon.com "I didn't say that!!!" -The Pope Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and "The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes...And Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies" is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune comes with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, some thoughts aren't articulated very well and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the reader. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine. Scroll to the top of the page and select the buy button.
| Author | : M. Prefontaine |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 140 |
| Release | : 2016-06-06 |
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| ISBN | : 9781533635686 |
A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
| Author | : M. Prefontaine |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 68 |
| Release | : 2017-02-25 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781543284973 |
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
| Author | : Leigh Bardugo |
| Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
| Total Pages | : 479 |
| Release | : 2015-09-29 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1627795227 |
See the Grishaverse come to life on screen with the Netflix series, Shadow and Bone -- Season 2 streaming now! Meet Kaz Brekker and his crew: Jesper, Inej, Wylan, and the star-crossed Nina and Matthias, on the heist of a lifetime in Six of Crows from #1 bestselling author, Leigh Bardugo. Ketterdam: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price—and no one knows that better than criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker. Kaz is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can't pull it off alone. . . . A convict with a thirst for revenge. A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager. A runaway with a privileged past. A spy known as the Wraith. A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums. A thief with a gift for unlikely escapes. Six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist. Kaz's crew is the only thing that might stand between the world and destruction—if they don't kill each other first. Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo returns to the breathtaking world of the Grishaverse in this unforgettable tale about the opportunity—and the adventure—of a lifetime. Read all the books in the Grishaverse! The Shadow and Bone Trilogy (previously published as The Grisha Trilogy) Shadow and Bone Siege and Storm Ruin and Rising The Six of Crows Duology Six of Crows Crooked Kingdom The King of Scars Duology King of Scars Rule of Wolves The Language of Thorns: Midnight Tales and Dangerous Magic The Severed Moon: A Year-Long Journal of Magic The Lives of Saints
| Author | : TJ Klune |
| Publisher | : Tor Books |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 2020-03-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250217326 |
A NEW YORK TIMES, USA TODAY, and WASHINGTON POST BESTSELLER! A 2021 Alex Award winner! The 2021 RUSA Reading List: Fantasy Winner! An Indie Next Pick! One of Publishers Weekly's "Most Anticipated Books of Spring 2020" One of Book Riot’s “20 Must-Read Feel-Good Fantasies” Lambda Literary Award-winning author TJ Klune’s bestselling, breakout contemporary fantasy that's "1984 meets The Umbrella Academy with a pinch of Douglas Adams thrown in." (Gail Carriger) Linus Baker is a by-the-book case worker in the Department in Charge of Magical Youth. He's tasked with determining whether six dangerous magical children are likely to bring about the end of the world. Arthur Parnassus is the master of the orphanage. He would do anything to keep the children safe, even if it means the world will burn. And his secrets will come to light. The House in the Cerulean Sea is an enchanting love story, masterfully told, about the profound experience of discovering an unlikely family in an unexpected place—and realizing that family is yours. "1984 meets The Umbrella Academy with a pinch of Douglas Adams thrown in." —Gail Carriger, New York Times bestselling author of Soulless At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
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| Publisher | : Yale University Press |
| Total Pages | : 310 |
| Release | : 2012-05-22 |
| Genre | : Reference |
| ISBN | : 0300136021 |
Collects more than 1,400 English-language proverbs that arose in the 20th and 21st centuries, organized alphabetically by key words and including information on date of origin, history and meaning.
| Author | : M. Prefontaine |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 442 |
| Release | : 2015-10-19 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781517675172 |
The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.
| Author | : M. Prefontaine |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2016-10-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781539807285 |
This is a collection of over 1100 of the smartest and most intelligent quotes ever said or written. In it you will find truth, knowledge and insight contained in short succinct quotes. If you want just one quotes book then this should be it. The book provides over 1100 selected quotes from contributors ranging from Plato to Bob Dylan. There is a wide diversity of subject and viewpoints and no matter where you turn to in the book there is something to help you become a better and more insightful person. Thoughts expressed succinctly can have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, and they can provide insight. They can be the best way of getting a message across in an email or in a speech. They can also just provide an interesting read for those who want to sit and digest some of the greatest thoughts from the greatest minds that ever lived.
| Author | : Hrisztalina Hrisztova-Gotthardt |
| Publisher | : Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG |
| Total Pages | : 390 |
| Release | : 2015-12-14 |
| Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
| ISBN | : 3110456125 |
This handbook introduces key elements of the philological research area called paremiology (the study of proverbs). It presents the main subject area as well as the current status of paremiological research. The basic notions, among others, include defining proverbs, main proverb features, origin, collecting and categorization of proverbs. Each chapter is written by a leading scholar-specialist in their area of proverbial research. Since the book represents a measured balance between the popular and scientific approach, it is recommended to a wide readership including experienced and budding scholars, students of linguistics, as well as other professionals interested in the study of proverbs.
