You Suck, Sir

You Suck, Sir
Author: Paul Bae
Publisher: arsenal pulp press
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2020-10-27
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1551528088

Paul Bae is now a highly regarded comedian, podcaster, and the director of the Marvel Studios podcast Marvels, but he was once a high school English teacher. One day, during his student-teaching practicum, Paul Bae assigned weekend homework to the class. “You suck,” a student muttered. Mr. Bae turned on his heel, approached the student. “What did you say?” “Sorry. You suck, sir,” the student replied. Mr. Bae promptly returned to his desk, took out his teaching journal, and wrote down the exchange, which would become the first entry of hundreds of recorded encounters with students. Over the course of twelve years of teaching English, "Mr. Bae" -- or more simply, “Sir” -- kept several journals in which he recorded conversations he had with his students. You Suck, Sir presents the best of those conversations. Ranging from outrageously funny to touchingly poignant, these vignettes are full of heart. Paul’s stories are an irreverent, honest glimpse of teaching and learning and an inspiring peek into the connection one teacher has with his students. Both educators and anyone who has ever been a student will see themselves and their daily triumphs and struggles reflected here. You Suck, Sir is the latest title to be published under the Robin’s Egg Books imprint. Robin’s Egg Books features some of the freshest, smartest, and above all, funniest writing on a variety of culturally relevant subjects. Titles in the imprint are curated and edited by comedian, playwright, and author Charles Demers.

Sir Apropos of Nothing

Sir Apropos of Nothing
Author: Peter David
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 582
Release: 2001-10-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0743418417

The result of the midnight rape of a tavern wench, Apropos is an unlikely hero: rogue, rascal, scoundrel, cheat -- and those are his good points. Lame but cunning, he thinks that chivalry is not dead simply because he isn't finished with it.All too aware of his violent and unseemly beginnings, Apropos travels to the court of the good King Runcible with three goals: to find his father, seek retribution, and line his pockets. Instead he finds himself assigned as squire to the most senile knight in the court, Sir Umbrage of the Flaming Nether Regions. When he also encounters a berserk phoenix, murderous unicorns, mutated harpies, homicidal warrior kings, and a princess who may be a psychotic arsonist, Apropos must use all his wits -- and his flashing blade -- to survive.

The Life and Times of Sir Thomas Malory

The Life and Times of Sir Thomas Malory
Author: P. J. C. Field
Publisher: Boydell & Brewer
Total Pages: 236
Release: 1999
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780859915663

This volume constitutes a search for the identity of Malory, author of the Morte Darthur. Field considers all arguments and gives an account of the life of the man identified, setting him in his historical context.

Sir Simon: Super Scarer

Sir Simon: Super Scarer
Author: Cale Atkinson
Publisher: Tundra Books
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101919108

A delightful, funny story of friendship, ghost chores, a spooky house and a professional haunter. Meet Sir Simon, Super Scarer. He's a professional ghost who has been transferred to his first house. And just in time! He was getting tired of haunting bus stops and forests and potatoes. And to top it off, this house is occupied by an old lady -- they're the easiest to haunt! But things don't go as planned when it turns out a KID comes with this old lady. Chester spots Simon immediately and peppers him with questions. Simon is exasperated. . . until he realizes he can trick Chester into doing his ghost chores. Spooky sounds, footsteps in the attic, creaks on the stairs -- these things don't happen on their own, you know! After a long night of haunting, it seems that maybe Chester isn't cut out to be a ghost, so Simon decides to help with Chester's human chores. Turns out Simon isn't cut out for human chores either. But maybe they're both cut out to be friends . . .

Sir Cumference and the First Round Table

Sir Cumference and the First Round Table
Author: Cindy Neuschwander
Publisher: Charlesbridge
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2013-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1607345579

Join Sir Cumference, Lady Di of Ameter, and their son Radius for wordplay, puns, and problem solving in this geometry-packed math adventure. King Arthur was a good ruler, but now he needs a good ruler. What would you do if the neighboring kingdom were threatening war? Naturally, you'd call your strongest and bravest knights together to come up with a solution. But when your conference table causes more problems than the threat of your enemy, you need expert help. Enter Sir Cumference, his wife Lady Di of Ameter, and their son Radius. With the help of the carpenter, Geo of Metry, this sharp-minded team designs the perfect table conducive to discussing the perfect plan for peace. The first in Sir Cumference series, Sir Cumference and the First Round Table makes math fun and accessible for everyone.

Wake Up, Sir!

Wake Up, Sir!
Author: Jonathan Ames
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 527
Release: 2007-11-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1416590404

From the creator of the HBO series Bored to Death, the story of a young alcoholic writer and his personal valet, a hilarious homage to the Bertie and Jeeves novels of P.G. Wodehouse. Alan Blair, the hero of Wake Up, Sir!, is a young, loony writer with numerous problems of the mental, emotional, sexual, spiritual, and physical variety. He's very good at problems. But luckily for Alan, he has a personal valet named Jeeves, who does his best to sort things out for his troubled master. And Alan does find trouble wherever he goes. He embarks on a perilous and bizarre road journey, his destination being an artists colony in Saratoga Springs. There Alan encounters a gorgeous femme fatale who is in possession of the most spectacular nose in the history of noses. Such a nose can only lead to a wild disaster for someone like Alan, and Jeeves tries to help him, but...well, read the book and find out!

To Sir, with Love

To Sir, with Love
Author: Lauren Layne
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2021-06-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1982152818

Love Is Blind meets You’ve Got Mail in this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy following two thirty-somethings who meet on a blind dating app—only to realize that their online chemistry is nothing compared to their offline rivalry. Perpetually cheerful and eager to please, Gracie Cooper strives to make the best out of every situation. So when her father dies just months after a lung cancer diagnosis, she sets aside her dreams of pursuing her passion for art to take over his Midtown Manhattan champagne shop. She soon finds out that the store’s profit margins are being squeezed perilously tight, and complicating matters further, a giant corporation headed by the impossibly handsome, but irritatingly arrogant Sebastian Andrews is proposing a buyout. But Gracie can’t bear the thought of throwing away her father’s dream like she did her own. Overwhelmed and not wanting to admit to her friends or family that she’s having second thoughts about the shop, Gracie seeks advice and solace from someone she’s never met—the faceless “Sir”, with whom she connected on a blind dating app where matches get to know each other through messages and common interests before exchanging real names or photos. But although Gracie finds herself slowly falling for Sir online, she has no idea she’s already met him in real life…and they can’t stand each other.

Sir Tim Has a Secret

Sir Tim Has a Secret
Author: Judith Koppens
Publisher: Sir Tim
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-07-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781605375366

A sweet and recognizable book about keeping secrets.

Sir: the Awakening

Sir: the Awakening
Author: D. L. Hess
Publisher:
Total Pages: 215
Release: 2017-09-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781549706790

"It's becoming fast apparent that the only way I'm going to be able to stay away from a certain diner waitress is if she orders me away. . . Even then, it's going to be difficult to stay away."Hollywood heartthrob Nate Stone returns to his south Louisiana hometown to direct his first movie, but once he gets there all he can think about is the pretty waitress at the local diner. Tori Wilson knows that the smoking hot actor-turned-director will stop at nothing to get her into his bed, but he can only offer her a short affair-and he's asking for a lot more than simple sex. Tori has never wanted anyone as badly as she wants Nate, but is she willing to let him take control when she's already been burned before? And if she submits to his commands, will he dominate her heart?"Nate Stone leaves devastation in his wake. When he walks away from me the last time, I'll be a different person than I was before I met him. It would be smart of me to end it here and now, but god help me, I'm in too deep already and the only way this will end is when he leaves me for good, crushed and alone. I can't stop it and I won't--I'll continue to fall with only the hope that there will be something left of my heart on the other side. Even so, I want everything he can give me. . ."