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| Author | : Jeff Burk |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 83 |
| Release | : 2009 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781933929828 |
After a reality bomb goes off at the first ever ShatnerCon, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner. Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Priceline Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Rescue 9-1-1 Shatner, singer Shatner, and many more. No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no red shirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a light saber. But these Shatner- clones are about to learn a hard lesson . . . that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
| Author | : Jeff Burk |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 188 |
| Release | : 2013-04-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781621050872 |
After the apocalypse, three Star Trek fans and their morbidly obese cat embark on a quest to save their beloved idol, the one and only William Shatner, from the hostile world America has become. But their journey will not be easy, for the wasteland is filled with cannibal cults, Klingon biker gangs, Zombie Borg, and all manner of mutant creatures. And once they arrive at their destination, they discover that William Shatner has been transformed into Shatzilla - a giant 100-story radioactive monster hell-bent on destroying all of Los Angeles. Now instead of saving Shatner from this new apocalyptic world, these three fans must save the world from this new apocalyptic Shatner. If only there was another giant monster who could take him down... From the author who brought you the cult hit "Shatnerquake," comes another Shat-tastic sci-fi comedy that proves once and for all that there actually is something even bigger than William Shatner's ego. And it is... William Shatner.
| Author | : Jeff Burk |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 152 |
| Release | : 2011-09-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781936383863 |
Part man. Part wolf. 100% crippled. Welcome to Fetish Flights, the only airline where BDSM flight attendants service your every need. Aboard a red-eye flight from Tokyo, Japan to Portland, Oregon, a disabled Vietnam vet is harboring a secret. Every full moon he turns into a ravenous killing machine. When he transforms mid-flight and slaughters most of the passengers and crew, a Japanese punk band, a limbless superhero, a Muslim terrorist, and two stoner pilots must fight to stay alive until they reach land. In the spirit of Snakes on a Plane and Tokyo Gore Police, Cripple Wolf is a hilarious, perverted, and hyper-violent ride for fans of video games, comic books and trash culture. This collection includes six additional stories: Punk Rock Nursing Home, Adrift with Space Badgers, Cook for Your Life, Just Another Day in the Park, Frosty and the Full Monty, and House of Cats.
| Author | : Carlton Mellick III |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2010-10 |
| Genre | : Punk culture |
| ISBN | : 9781936383191 |
"Twenty people wake to find themselves in a boraded-up building in the middle of the zombie wasteland. They soon realize they have been chosen as contestants on a popular reality show called Zombie Survival. Each contestant is given a backpack of supplies and a unique weapon. Their goal: be the first to make it through the zombie-plagued city to the pick-up zone alive. But because there's only one seat available on the helicopter, the contestants not only have to fight off the hordes of the living dead, they must also fight each other."--Page 4 of cover.
| Author | : Jeff Burk |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 188 |
| Release | : 2010-03-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781933929965 |
Aliens are invading the Earth and their ray guns turn people into violent punk rockers. At the same time, the city is being overtaken by giant monsters tougher than Godzilla and Mothra combined--P. [4] of cover.
| Author | : Eric Hendrixson |
| Publisher | : Eric Hendrixson |
| Total Pages | : 110 |
| Release | : 2010-10 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1936383314 |
Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.
| Author | : Garrett Cook |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2011-05 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781936383634 |
In a city ridden with prostitute furries, cannibal cops and warehouse-sized mob bosses, I've got my work cut out for me. My name is Jimmy Plush. I'm a private detective. I'm also a teddy bear. It all started when the original Jimmy Plush entered my life, offering to take my gambling debts away if I agreed to switch bodies with him. But I didn't know that being a three-foot-high plush toy would be such a living hell, especially now that everyone in town wants a piece of me. All I've gotten out of this deal is a faithful Chinese chauffeur, a custom teddybear .45, and a girlfriend who won't take off the fox suit she turns tricks in. Now I've got to keep this town clean and try to track down the real Jimmy Plush without losing my stuffing for good. Only one thing is for sure: Life is hard when you're soft. Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective is a high octane pulp satire. In the tradition of Sam Spade, The Shadow, Dick Tracy, Hellboy and Howard the Duck comes a new kind of hero, a hero that reminds us that the measure of a man is in his guts and his gun.
| Author | : Sam Richard |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 162 |
| Release | : 2018-10-09 |
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| ISBN | : 9781944866273 |
We've been hearing forever that Punk is Dead. And zombie stories are even deader. ZOMBIE PUNKS FUCK OFF is here to show that is bullshit. This antho is loaded with 14 stories of gnawing teeth, shredded entrails, rotting masses, punk as fuck fury, post-punk weirdness, and beautiful decay. Within these pages are a touring Christian Punk band run afoul of a horde of living dead, a group of zombie-infected anarcho-punks staging a revolution in London, Hank William's far-distant great-grandson struggling against the restraints of universal fame, and guitars that gently eat. "This is my dream book, I can't believe it exists!" --Jeff Burk, author of Shatnerquake and The Very Ineffective Haunted House
| Author | : Steve Aylett |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 228 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Jeff Lint was author of some of the strangest & most inventive satirical SF of the 20th century. He transcended genre in classics such as 'Jelly Result' & 'The Stupid Conversation', becoming a cult figure. Aylett follows Lint through his immersion in pulp SF; his disastrous scripts for Star Trek; & his belated success in the 1990s.
| Author | : Kevin Shamel |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2009-10 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781933929910 |
An animal film crew is seen by a human boy and animal law says the boy must die because he has seen them.
