Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden
Author: Cameron Pierce
Publisher:
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2008
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

A group of fanatical religious tourists from the future travel back in time to meet Adam and Eve. Unfortunately, their time ship crashes, killing the majority of the crew (including the leprechauns) and leaving them stranded in this strange shark-infested land. Among the survivors are: Ernest who has the ability to turn people into mannequins, Ira who wields a razor-edged bible for a weapon, Wayne a giant wizard head with fat lizard legs, Donkey the hunchback halfwit, Anton the birdman, Rattlesnake Doctor, Ancestor, and Sturgeonwolf. This cult of deranged priests soon discover that Eden is a far more surreal and dangerous place than they could ever have imagined. It is going to take everything they've got in order to survive long enough to find another way home--Publisher's description.

Bucket of Face

Bucket of Face
Author: Eric Hendrixson
Publisher: Eric Hendrixson
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2010-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1936383314

Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

Muscle Memory

Muscle Memory
Author: Steve Lowe
Publisher: Steve Lowe
Total Pages: 77
Release: 2010-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1936383012

Billy Gillespie wakes up one morning to discover his junk is gone. In its place is his wife's junk. Billy is now Tina, and Tina is dead. That's because Billy's dead. His lifeless body is still in bed and empty beer bottles and a container of antifreeze litter the kitchen counter. Over the next 24 hours, Billy and an odd assortment of neighbors, all experiencing their own bouts of body switcheroo, try to figure out what happened and why. Can they do it before the Feds find Billy's body? Was it aliens that caused this, or God, or the government? And did Edgar Winter really sleep with his sheep? Pro football Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw has those answers in a story that asks, What Would Kirk Cameron Do?

The Great White Shark

The Great White Shark
Author: Lisa Owings
Publisher: Bellwether Media
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2011-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1600146651

"Fascinating images accompany information about the great white shark. The combination of high-interest subject matter and narrative text is intended for students in grades 3 through 7"--Provided by publisher.

Close to Shore

Close to Shore
Author: Mike Capuzzo
Publisher: Broadway
Total Pages: 382
Release: 2001
Genre: Shark attacks
ISBN:

Describes how, in the summer of 1916, a lone great white shark headed for the New Jersey shoreline and a farming community eleven miles inland, attacking five people and igniting the most extensive shark hunt in history.

The Egg Man

The Egg Man
Author: Carlton Mellick Iii
Publisher:
Total Pages: 190
Release: 2008
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
Author: Cameron Pierce
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781933929934

It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

Sheep and Wolves

Sheep and Wolves
Author: Jeremy C. Shipp
Publisher:
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2008
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Jeremy Shipp is the master of the mind-bending tale. These stories bewitch and transport the reader. Though you may not know where Shipp will travel next, each story is an unforgettable thrill-ride and you'll be glad you took the trip. Shipp's novel Vacation established him as one of the foremost authors in the "bizarro fiction" movement. Now he turns his attention to short fiction and literary horror. The themes of alienation and cultural homogenization on a global scale are explored in closer detail. Shipp notes, "This intimacy makes Sheep and Wolves much darker than its predecessor. Because now, the darkness is invading your homes, your dreams, your lives." The author's trademark quirky characters populate an otherwise bleak landscape, this time around facing horrors at home rather than evils abroad.

Sherman's Lagoon

Sherman's Lagoon
Author: Jim Toomey
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1997-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780836236606

More adventures of Sherman the shark and his friends on Kapupu Island.

This Side of Paradise

This Side of Paradise
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald
Publisher: The Floating Press
Total Pages: 503
Release: 2009-04-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1775414833

This Side of Paradise is a novel about post-World War I youth and their morality. Amory Blaine is a young Princeton University student with an attractive face and an interest in literature. His greed and desire for social status warp the theme of love weaving through the story.