Seriously Stupid Criminals

Seriously Stupid Criminals
Author: Synova Cantrell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2018-05-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781717143761

Now you can own all Synova's best-selling Seriously Stupid Criminals books all in one collection. This includes: Seriously Stupid Criminals - Seriously Dumb Disguises - Seriously Strange things to steal - Seriously Stupid Social Media Edition.From a man trying to rob a bank with a toilet plunger to the "Maxi Pad Bandit," this book will have you in stitches. Not all true crime is dark, violent, and filled with psychopaths. If you want a grammatical work of literary art this is not it. This is nothing more than pure, unadulterated sarcasm of a Southern girl watching the stupidity on the news.Synova Cantrell was recently named S.W. MO's #1 True Crime Writer/Blogger. Check out her other work on www.synovaink.com

The World's Dumbest Criminals

The World's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel Butler
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 170
Release: 1997-07-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1418567337

First came the New York Times bestseller America's Dumbest Criminals™, then there were more amazing tales of stupid but true crimes in Wanted! Dumb or Alive. In this book, hilarious criminal cluelessness is uncovered on every continent in one hundred new stories.

STOOPID CRIMINALS

STOOPID CRIMINALS
Author: Patrick Stogden
Publisher: Patrick Stogden
Total Pages: 10
Release: 2020-03-26
Genre: Antiques & Collectibles
ISBN:

Who doesn't love stupid criminals? They're all over the world! From crime scene selfies to stupid disguises, they make us feel smarter by their very existence! Here's 18 examples of people, from the UK, United States, and Australia, who should just get a regular job.

Seriously Stupid Criminals

Seriously Stupid Criminals
Author: Synova Cantrell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 74
Release: 2017-05-19
Genre:
ISBN: 9781545510025

Can you rob a bank with a plunger, hang yourself upside down while trying to break into a house, or call your parole officer requesting drugs? Unfortunately, the answer is yes, and the proof is found in Synova's Seriously Stupid Criminals series. During her research for her true crime biographies, Synova collected some of the most unbelievably stupid criminal stories from around the world. These stories are compiled in the Seriously Stupid Series. Book one can be downloaded for free by visiting her website www.synovaink.com This is true crime at the most hilarious level.

Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb 2

Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb 2
Author: John Scalzi
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2012-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607106868

In this sequel to the best-selling Uncle John’s Presents Book of the Dumb, guest author John Scalzi casts a wide net to bring readers more mind-boggling dumbosities perpetrated by dumb-doers. This time, to prove that dumb-nastics are not a modern phenomenon, Scalzi digs into the past to unearth some of history’s most ill-advised blunders. The lesson: Dumb is as dumb does. And you’ll be smarter for reading it.

Seriously Stupid Criminals Complete Collection

Seriously Stupid Criminals Complete Collection
Author: Synova Cantrell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2018-04-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781986827058

Now you can own all of Synova's Seriously Stupid Criminals books all in one collection. This book includes Seriously Stupid Criminals, Seriously Dumb Disguises, Seriously Strange things to steal, and Seriously Stupid Criminals on Social Media. Not all true crime stories are full of murder, violence, and gore. Some stories are just plain hilarious. This book will have you in stitches. If you're looking for a grammatical literary work of art, this is not it. This is nothing more than pure, unadulterated sarcasm of a southern girl watching the news.

Scent of a Killer

Scent of a Killer
Author: Kevin Lewis
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 280
Release: 2010-06-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0141917652

The hunter has become the prey ... The headless corpses of three men are found in a London side street. Their mutilated torsos are witness to an unspeakably agonizing death. It becomes chillingly clear that this discovery is a horrific message to the Metropolitan Police - and to one officer in particular. DI Stacey Collins finds herself on the hunt for a psychopathic killer. But it would seem that this is no ordinary homicide ... all the victims had themselves been predators, terrorizing the innocent. Is this a twisted vigilante mission, or something far more sinister? Meanwhile, Collins must battle her own demons as the MET's Internal Affairs department investigate her past and her connections to London's underworld. Collins faces her toughest challenge yet - torn between justice and revenge

Don't Just Sit There

Don't Just Sit There
Author: L. Wilson
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2001-04
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 0595180450

What would your reaction be if assaulted at knifepoint? If you were kidnapped or were at the mercy of a lunatic for hours? If you remained alive…would you contact the authorities? Thousands of women are attacked every year, but only an estimated 1 in 20 ever reports the incident to the police. Just 1 in 10 of those ever follows through with the process of pressing charges, and only 1 in 10 of those remaining ever sees the inside of a courtroom. This allows too many criminals to continue to freely roam the streets, able to viciously attack again & again. This story is a completely true account of an assault & abduction, where the victim was fortunate enough to be able to walk away unharmed, and the 6 months of various events that followed. Every woman, from young teens to the elderly should read the information contained in these pages…something in them may someday be very useful and save their lives…or help put their attacker behind thick, steel bars in prison.

America's Dumbest Criminals

America's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel Butler
Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages: 173
Release: 1995-09-29
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 1418558796

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

Where the Highway Ends

Where the Highway Ends
Author: Jim Garrison
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 269
Release: 2001-07-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1462806341

David Edward Trench was seventeen and hitchhiking across western Texas. He had ten dollars in his pocket, and everything he owned was in his backpack. He was wanted by the law in three states for small-time robberies, but none of that was going to matter to him after tonight. In three hours David would be dead. David looked up at the dark and threatening sky and moaned, Oh, man. Im going to really get soaked this time. A brown, long-horned steer in the pasture across the road looked up at the sound of his voice. For a brief moment they stared into each others dark eyes. The bone-thin steer quickly lost interest and went back to searching for something edible among the cacti and the west Texas dirt. David saw a jackrabbit scampering through the scrub brush. The steer ignored the long-eared creature as it hopped past. David looked in both directions of the narrow straight road. He could see from horizon to horizon, and there wasnt a vehicle of any kind in sight. There hadnt been in hours. His brain teased him with a list of what-ifs. What if the world had ended and everyone but him was dead? What if this was a dead-end highway and he was the only person on earth that didnt know it? What if he was headed straight toward some military test sight and was about to be blown up? He knew they still did nuclear testing someplace out west. He had read about it in the Enquirer. Any minute now a hydrogen bomb was going to explode, and he would disintegrate before he even had time to piss in his pants. David tried telling himself how crazy this kind of thinking was. There was just a temporary lull in traffic. That's all. This road he was traveling went to El Paso and then on to New Mexico and eventually would take him to California. There wouldnt be any bombs going off like in all those fifties B movies or killer viruses making him puke his guts out and maybe not dying but wishing he could. No. This was just a regular two-lane highway across a really big state that didnt seem to have a whole lot of people in it, at least not west of Dallas and Fort Worth. No. This highway went all the way to California, and that was where he was headed. He was going to make a new life for himself there, maybe even change his name, and no one would ever find out about his past and all those robberies. He had had two short rides today. With the luck he was having if a car did stop it would probably be a cop. Wouldnt that just take the cake? How had it come to this anyway? How did he end up on the wrong end of the law when he had started out with nothing but good intentions? He had always tried to be good. He respected the law. His foster parents, the Millers, were good Christian people, and they had tried to raise him in their good Christian home. They had always taught him that stealing was wrong. A person wasnt supposed to steal, cheat, lie, or kill. So, why was he wanted in Missouri, Arkansas, and Oklahoma? All he ever wanted to do when he set out was just to go to California and start a new life. He hadnt started out with any bad intentions. Committing those robberies had never entered his mind. David was sixteen and had two hundred and seventy dollars in his pocket, a full tank of gas, and lots of food in the back seat of the old blue 1968 Ford Falcon when he started out. He had gone as far as Knoxville, three hundred and fifty-five miles, when the fan belt broke. That hadnt been so bad, and there had been a gas station across the road from where he had coasted to a stop. He pushed the old car across the road and fifteen dollars later he was on his way again. A tire blew just outside of Nashville. He didnt have a spare. That had been somet