Seriously, Do Not Open This Book

Seriously, Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2024-01-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0655232575

The third book in the Do Not Open This Book series! What do you do when you really like someone, and want to be their friend? Wizz is in a pickle, and SERIOUSLY does not want you to turn the page... Kids around the world adore Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie's hilarious Do Not Open This Book series. He's back... AGAIN! This cheeky blue character is willing to forgive you for what happened last time... but he SERIOUSLY does not want you to open this book or turn its pages. What reason does he have this time? This fun story will delight children and adults alike. Keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end all over again, if you dare!

Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Scholastic Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781338668988

"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.

Definitely Do Not Open This Book

Definitely Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Scholastic Press
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-12-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781338669008

Please do not read this book -- it's way too funny! No, really! The fun never ends in this sidesplitting sequel to Do Not Open This Book! Readers will be determined to reach the end of this hysterical story -- no matter what the little monster on the pages says or does. This time, he's pulled out all the stops to avoid having to go to sleep, and he's up to all kinds of hilarious shenanigans to stay awake! Readers will delight in defying the monster as he brings surprises and excitement to every page! This successful series from popular Australian comedian Andy Lee has sold over one million copies worldwide and has been translated into over 35 languages.

Warning: Do Not Open This Book!

Warning: Do Not Open This Book!
Author: Adam Lehrhaupt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442435828

Monkeys, toucans, and alligators unleash mayhem.

This Book Is Full of Spiders

This Book Is Full of Spiders
Author: David Wong
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 418
Release: 2012-10-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0312546343

Fan favorite Wong takes readers to a whole new level with this blistering sequel to the cult sensation "John Dies at the End," soon to be a movie starring Paul Giamatti.

Do Not Open

Do Not Open
Author: John Farndon
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2010-05-31
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0756672562

Psst! Want to know a secret? Do you dare open me up? Because inside you'll find the incredible TRUTH about mind-boggling confidential stuff 'they' don't want you to know! And wanna know something else? Now, my New York Times-Bestselling self is an ebook!! Find out where the Bermuda Triangle is, whether alien abductions actually happen, and the truth about crop circles. Explore lost worlds, unravel secret codes, marvel at mysterious places and meet spooks, spies, secret keepers and scandal makers of the world. When you've finished riddle solving, close me up in my funky cage so no one else can get at my secrets! But ssh! Don't tell a soul.

The Serious Goose

The Serious Goose
Author: Jimmy Kimmel
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2019-12-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0525707751

Meet a very Serious Goose in late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's first fun and funny picture book! There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY! Written, illustrated, and lettered by Jimmy Kimmel, this picture book challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again! Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country.

Do Not Open this Book!

Do Not Open this Book!
Author: Michaela Muntean
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780439698399

In the spirit of the bestselling classics DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS and THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK comes a riotously funny, interactive picture book from a hot new team. "Excuse me, but who do you think you are, opening this book when the cover clearly says, DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK? The reason you weren't supposed to open this book is because it is not yet written ...You think it's easy to put words together? Hah Now go away--I need time to think." So begins Pig's valiant attempt to pen his masterpiece. But he is constantly interrupted by the reader who is seduced at every turn into foiling his efforts ("please go away" "please do not turn the page")--until at last we reach the final page & discover that together, Pig & the reader have indeed created a book.

The Mommy Book

The Mommy Book
Author: Todd Parr
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2008-11-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0316049530

With his trademark, child-like art, Todd Parr celebrates mothers, whether they drive a minivan or a motorcycle or work in a big building or at home. Full color.

Sometimes I Lie

Sometimes I Lie
Author: Alice Feeney
Publisher: Flatiron Books
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2018-03-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250144833

My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?