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| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 51 |
| Release | : 2016-05-17 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386800090 |
Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 1311 |
| Release | : 2019-03-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386067032 |
Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : Scott Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2019-04-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386767883 |
DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell. But how can this be? He's college educated; a man of many talents. A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba! At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite. "Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks. A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 482 |
| Release | : 2019-03-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386945978 |
Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 125 |
| Release | : 2020-02-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393625843 |
When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 104 |
| Release | : 2018-09-07 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 138652932X |
When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : Scott Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2018-09-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386094005 |
When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him... Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 111 |
| Release | : 2019-01-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 138667141X |
The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house. So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out? Approximately 11,700 words. WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog legs and a New Kids on the Block joke. (Yikes!)
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 83 |
| Release | : 2018-09-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386450049 |
Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room... Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : Scott Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 44 |
| Release | : 2016-05-13 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1540195260 |
Great heavens! This frog really is crazy! This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza. Will the world ever be the same again? Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
