Santa Claus vs The Easter Bunny

Santa Claus vs The Easter Bunny
Author: Fred Blunt
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2018-09-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1787611310

Santa has it so easy: a workforce of elves to make the presents, a team of reindeer to deliver them, even a hi-spec factory! The Easter Bunny has to make and wrap all the chocolate eggs in his garden shed, and deliver them himself on foot. No wonder you often find them thrown all over the place in your garden! Now Bunny has had enough – he hatches a genius, chocolately plan with unexpected results.

The Easter Bunny That Overslept

The Easter Bunny That Overslept
Author: Priscilla & Otto Friedrich
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2002-01-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780060296452

One spring morning, the Easter Bunny skips merrily along to deliver his colorful, hand-painted eggs. But the children tell him that it's Mother's Day, which can only mean one thing: HE SLEPT THROUGH EASTER! Nobody wants eggs on Mother's Day, or on the Fourth of July -- and especially not on Halloween. Children will sympathize with the little bunny's plight and cheer when Santa finds the perfect gift to help! Originally published in 1957, The Easter Bunny that Overslept now returns with a fresh look, promising to delight new generations of children. What a wonderful tale to share at Easter, Mother's Day, Christmas ... or at any time at all!

How the Easter Bunny Saved Christmas

How the Easter Bunny Saved Christmas
Author: Derek Anderson
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2006-10-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

When Santa is unable to make his rounds, Mrs. Claus calls on the only one who can take his place but the reindeer have doubts about whether a half-frozen, carrot-cake eater can handle the job.

The Tooth Fairy vs. the Easter Bunny

The Tooth Fairy vs. the Easter Bunny
Author: Jamie L.B. Deenihan
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-02-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593094050

The Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny go head-to-head in this silly picture book perfect for anyone who's ever lost a tooth or found an Easter egg! After going head-to-head with Santa on Christmas Eve, Blue completed his mission to collect a child's lost tooth, earning him his Tooth Fairy Badge. Now that he's officially a Tooth Fairy, he's on his way to that child's house once again. But when he gets there this time, he runs into the Easter Bunny--who makes it clear that he works alone. Can Blue convince the rude rabbit to let him stay, or will he be forced to hop out in a hurry?

Santa Claus: The World's Number One Toy Expert

Santa Claus: The World's Number One Toy Expert
Author: Marla Frazee
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2017-11-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1328470032

How does Santa know how to match the exact right toy with the exact right kid every December? He knows because he's the world's number one kid and toy and gift expert, and he works long, long hours the whole year through, taking notes, compiling his research, thinking and testing and changing his mind. Then, at last, he gets it all figured out, and on Christmas morning, he makes magic happen. Celebrated author-illustrator Marla Frazee's fresh, lively take on a traditional subject is sure to become a favorite with young believers everywhere. With delicious humorous moments and a warm, unexpected ending, this book is truly a Christmas treat, one that begs to be read aloud and savored year after year.

Hyperbole and a Half

Hyperbole and a Half
Author: Allie Brosh
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2013-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1451666187

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

Turkey's Eggcellent Easter

Turkey's Eggcellent Easter
Author: Wendi Silvano
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781338666731

"Easter is almost here--and Turkey knows just how to celebrate. He's going to win the eggstra-special Easter egg hunt! The only problem is that animals aren't allowed to enter. So he and his barnyard friends come up with a top-secret plan. With his trademark disguises and a whole lot of help, Turkey goes undercover. Will his basket of tricks help him win a prize?"--Back cover.

Mooseltoe

Mooseltoe
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2001
Genre: Children's literature, English
ISBN: 9780439330404

Moose thinks he has all his Christmas preparations taken care of, but at the last minute he must come up with a substitute for the Christmas tree.

Santa Steps Out

Santa Steps Out
Author: Robert Devereaux
Publisher: Deadite Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781621050131

Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ... She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ... He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ... Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux