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Author | : Jason Twede |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 272 |
Release | : 2006-12-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781461063254 |
An Elf stumbles across Santa's body in the middle of the forest. A single set of footprints lead to the body and disappear. There is nothing else around for miles.And so begins the most important investigation of detective Johnny Iceberg's career.Discover a world in which Elves may be disgruntled factory workers or photographers on snowshoed stilts - a world in which Mrs. Claus is less than half Santa's age and wears a curvy, low-cut size 6 - a world in which penguins can be police officers and polar bears are beat reporters - a world in which humans are the minority and the native Snowmen have to hibernate each summer to keep from melting.Experience the desperate struggle for light and warmth beneath winter's perpetual night - the showdown of competing Christmas ideologies and dreams - the heartache of Christmas pasts and the promise of Christmas futures.Above all, experience the quest of a jaded, bitter detective trying to save the life and resurrect the innocence of an anguished 11-year old girl who finds herself framed for the murder of Santa Claus.
Author | : Clement Clarke Moore |
Publisher | : Boston : Atlantic monthly Press |
Total Pages | : 20 |
Release | : 1921 |
Genre | : Children's poetry, American |
ISBN | : |
A poem about the visit that Santa Claus pays to the children of the world during the night before every Christmas.
Author | : C Farren |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 182 |
Release | : 2020-12-02 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
Wren King has just had the worst date of her life. Her father is a gambler. Her mother is having an affair. Her life is directionless and lonely. Then an angel appears; a bossy angel, sent to sort her life out. Fiona is an angel who won't take no for an answer.All is going good until the local coffee shop owner is murdered and Wren's father is accused of the foul deed. Can Wren and her angel partner sort through the clues and the suspects and discover the real murderer?A cozy mystery with plenty of red herrings, twists, cats, and drag queens!C. Farren is better known as USA Today bestselling paranormal fantasy author Cate Farren. She loves cats, coffee, and watching Drag Race.
Author | : L Frank Baum |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2020-02-27 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus is a 1902 children's book, written by L. Frank Baum and illustrated by Mary Cowles Clark
Author | : Matt Mogk |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 20 |
Release | : 2013-10-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1628734914 |
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
Author | : Juliette Atkinson |
Publisher | : Astra Publishing House |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2013-11-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9881512654 |
This classic holiday book about Santa Claus makes a perfect Christmas gift for good little boys and girls 5 - 9 years old. Drawn from his previously unpublished private diaries, the secret life of Santa is revealed with these festive anecdotes from over the centuries. Readers will discover the truth about where Santa Claus lives, how he manages the elves in his gift workshops at the North Pole, how the good saint’s outfits have changed over the years, and that his favorite treat is a bag of Snowmints. With this ultimate Christmas gift book filled with artwork of Father Christmas, readers will delight in the secrets and surprises, including a pop-up snowflake, festive seasonal recipes, and even a silver sixpence.
Author | : A. C. Greene |
Publisher | : University of North Texas Press |
Total Pages | : 252 |
Release | : 1999 |
Genre | : History |
ISBN | : 9781574410716 |
Master storyteller A. C. Greene re-creates one of America's most bizarre holdups -- one that began as a lark. On Christmas Eve 1927, four men set off to rob the First National Bank of Cisco, Texas. Soon the lark turned into a tragedy -- and at times a comedy -- of errors. The robbers did not realize the car they had stolen for their get-away was running on empty. The leader did not anticipate the attention his disguise would draw, even though it was a bright red Santa Claus suit. And they could not have known that all of Cisco would have guns at hand because the Bankers Association had offered a reward of $5000 for any dead bank robber, no questions asked. The Santa Claus bank robbery set off a chain of events that would lead to violence and the death of six men and launch the largest manhunt Texas had ever seen. A. C. Greene's factual account of the unusual crime reads like a novel -- fast paced, full of unexpected turns, and rich with the flavor of life in Texas at the beginning of the end of the Old West. This new edition contains an Afterword with photographs, some of them never before published, and follow-up information on the lives of the participants, including the surviving robber, witnesses and kidnap victims.
Author | : Kevin Redman |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 189 |
Release | : 2013-03-04 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1475978731 |
This book isn't just for fathers, but it isn't for everyone. It might be for you if you've ever changed jobs, moved out of one home into another, or had to explain the dead fish to a three-year-old. It might be for you if you are still enough of a child to ride the roller coasters, go sledding in the winter, or toss food up the air so you can (try to) catch it on the way down. If you go to weddings, if you dread the day your dog may be put down, or losing loved ones, you might want to read this. If you are older than fourth grade and know the real truth about Santa Claus, read this. If you're not sure, have someone else read it and decide for you.
Author | : Neil Haven |
Publisher | : Original Works Publishing |
Total Pages | : 115 |
Release | : 2013 |
Genre | : Drama |
ISBN | : 1934962848 |
Synopsis: In this hilarious and irreverent send-up, Santa is hosting his annual holiday party attended by the usual holiday favorties: Frosty, Tiny Tim, The Little Drummer Boy, and Rudolph, who all have a bone to pick with Santa. After the introduction of the sexy new Little Drummer Girl, tempers flare, and Santa ends up with a candy cane through the heart. No one will confess, no one can leave, and Christmas is in jeopardy. As the tension builds, a couple of incompetent detectives enter the scene, and all the dirty secrets of these iconic holiday characters are revealed. Eventually, with the help of the audience, the murderer is convicted and sentenced. * The show features parodies of holiday songs and four different endings. Cast Size: 3 Males, 2 Females, 1 Either
Author | : Nancy Mehl |
Publisher | : Barbour Publishing |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2008 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781602602892 |
IVY TOWERS-TUCKER IS LOOKING FORWARD TO HER FIRST CHRISTMAS AS A MARRIED WOMAN. . . . But a few days before December 25, Ivy and her husband Amos are awakened by noises on their rooftop. Amos's joke that Santa Claus must have arrived early loses its humor when a body goes flying past their second-story window. A look outside reveals two legs covered in red velvet trousers and black boots sticking out of a snow bank! Ivy and Amos are even more surprised to find they belong to a dead man dressed as Santa Claus. The story circulates quickly through the small town of Winter Break that Ivy and Amos have killed Santa. Who is the dead man and why was he on their roof? Ivy has a Christmas mystery to solve that will bring a satisfying conclusion to the Ivy Towers Mystery series.