Santa Claus For President
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Author | : Aaron Blanton |
Publisher | : Emerald House Group |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2019-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781620209677 |
Enjoy this tongue-in-cheek political rhyming book! Santa should run for President, but since he can't-Trump is the next best thing!Santa Claus for President is a fun, fictional book written to be enjoyed by all with hopes to put a fun, lighthearted spin on a widely debated topic such as politics.Imagine the possibility of Santa being President and the similarities between President Trump and the big man himself, Santa. This book will shed some light on why "extreme left wingers" dislike coal miners and what they can expect to get for Christmas.
Author | : Sal Lizard |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 170 |
Release | : 2012-11-08 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1101600527 |
A veteran Santa reveals heartwarming true stories and lessons from his twenty-year career spreading Christmas magic. With the holiday shopping season beginning earlier each year, more than ever. Americans are struggling to remember the true meaning of Christmas. And who better to deliver the gift of Christmas inspiration than a man who has spent the last two decades playing Santa? Sal Lizard was in his twenties when his beard and hair turned completely white. Today he appears everywhere from malls and parades to schools and hospitals. And— from his custom-made red velvet suits to the mistletoe that hangs from the rearview mirror in his Santa-mobile—he is Santa Claus three hundred and sixty-five days a year. In Being Santa Claus Sal reflects on his experiences with both children and adults including: Christmas magic is all around us: We don’t always see it, but it is there, shaping and enriching our lives. Sometimes you need to go that extra mile:Santa Claus is the one person who can’t even use a blizzard as an excuse not to honor his commitments, and Sal teaches adults the importance of always showing up for our children. Even a small child can make a big difference: Sal has met some impressive children over the years, and he’s learned that you don’t need to be a grown-up to make an impact on the world around you. In Being Santa Claus Sal shares these lessons, along with often heartwarming, occasionally heartbreaking, and sometimes downright hysterical stories from his twenty-year career as Santa.
Author | : Brian Sack |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 240 |
Release | : 2013-11-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1476764778 |
The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV’s hit show The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you a hilarious illustrated account about the government’s never-ending war on Christmas. 'Twas right before Christmas And in the White House A dread plan was hatched To make Santa a louse Joe Biden assisted, and Mike Bloomberg too And before we all knew it, old Saint Nick was through. The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV’s hit show, The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you their hilarious vision of Christmas Future—or possibly sooner. What happens when the Scrooge-iest Washington politicians take on the jolliest soul of all time? Can a scandal-plagued administration distract the American public by bringing Santa to his knees? Can a bumbling bureaucracy destroy the reputation of the most popular man in the Northern Hemisphere? Spoiler alert: YES! And faster than you can say ho-ho-ho! This is the sad story of the real war on Christmas—and how the NSA, IRS, OSHA and every other acronym in Washington came gunning for the man in red with everything they’ve got: two-thousand page reports on the environmental impact of reindeer farts...unionized elves...suspicious audits...character assassination...and all the other cruel and unusual tactics of an out-of-control government. Yes Virginia, there was a Santa Claus. This is his story.
Author | : Jeff Guinn |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 2006-10-19 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1101127775 |
It all started when Jeff Guinn was assigned to write a piece full of little-known facts about Christmas for his paper, The Fort Worth Star-Telegram. A few months later, he received a call from a gentleman who told him that he showed the story to an important friend who didn’t think much of it. And who might that be? asked Jeff. The next thing he knew, he was whisked off to the North Pole to meet with this “very important friend,” and the rest is, well, as they say, history. An enchanting holiday treasure, The Autobiography of Santa Claus combines solid historical fact with legend to deliver the definitive story of Santa Claus. And who better to lead us through seventeen centuries of Christmas magic than good ol’ Saint Nick himself? Families will delight in each chapter of this new Christmas classic—one per each cold December night leading up to Christmas!
Author | : Phyllis McGinley |
Publisher | : Two Lions |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2014-01-21 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781477847503 |
Santa takes his first vacation in 1, years.
Author | : Paul Light |
Publisher | : JHU Press |
Total Pages | : 334 |
Release | : 1999 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 9780801860669 |
Although there are important differences between the two Presidents, not the least of which is Bush's high proportion of small-scale, old ideas, the two share a pronounced tendency to look backward for inspiration rather than forward.--from the Preface
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Total Pages | : 1370 |
Release | : 1926 |
Genre | : Lumber trade |
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Author | : Beverly Robin Trefny |
Publisher | : Scarecrow Press |
Total Pages | : 134 |
Release | : 1986 |
Genre | : Antiques & Collectibles |
ISBN | : 9780810818934 |
This third edition of Index to Children's Plays in Collections updates and expands upon the two previous editions with a wide diversity of dramatic literature for children published between 1975 and 1984.
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Total Pages | : 52 |
Release | : 1996 |
Genre | : Government publications |
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Author | : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Ways and Means |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 946 |
Release | : 1961 |
Genre | : Taxation |
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Includes Treasury Dept study "Study on Entertainment Expenses," Apr. 1961 (p. 131-215), and FAA study "Study of User Charges for the Domestic Federal Airway System," Apr. 1961 (p. 565-663); Continuation of hearings on proposed tax reductions. Focuses on proposal to tax company stockholders on earnings of foreign subsidiaries. Includes "Digest of Testimony Presented and Statements Submitted to the Committee on Ways and Means with Respect to the President's Tax Recommendations" (June 27, 1961. 3553-3613 p.).