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| Author | : Carl N. Toney |
| Publisher | : Wipf and Stock Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 190 |
| Release | : 2021-08-31 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1725295261 |
Did you know that the Christmas story almost wasn’t told? But Matthew and Luke saved Christmas. Have you wondered if Christmas is really a pagan holiday? Did marketers invent Santa Claus? And what does a Christmas tree have to do with anti-slavery? We’ll learn which traditions come from the Bible and where other traditions derive. Have you ever considered who Jesus was named after? Or why Jesus’s genealogy is traced to Joseph if he’s not Jesus’s biological father? We’ll answer questions like these surrounding Jesus’s legacy. Maybe you’ve asked what was the Bethlehem star? Or have you heard that there wasn’t an inn or innkeeper? With these kinds of inquiries, we’ll look at the circumstances surrounding Jesus’s birth. Do we know if the magi were kings, astrologers, or magicians? Or could you name the oldest person that met baby Jesus? By interacting with these people who met Jesus on that first Christmas, we’ll join the cast of characters around the manger. As we explore the stories and traditions of Christmas together, we’ll ruin some past misconceptions, but in the process, I promise that we’ll rediscover Jesus.
| Author | : Allie Brosh |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2013-10-29 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1451666187 |
#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
| Author | : Cindy Callaghan |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 111 |
| Release | : 2021-10-12 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1684631165 |
Award-winning middle-grade Christmas novel from the author of Just Add Magic and Saltwater Secrets . . . . Imagine you’re a tween visiting a small town that loves nothing more than its prize fir—a perfect Christmas tree destined for the White House. Now picture yourself accidentally destroying that tree, making you public enemy number one. Lastly, imagine that to repay your debt, you have to remain in said town for the Christmas season. That’s what happens to Brady Bancroft. When Brady ruins Harper Hollow Fall’s prize tree, she’s sentenced to stay in the holiday-festooned town for the month of December. At first, she couldn’t be more depressed about the whole situation; but during her month there, she is surprised to discover that there’s much more than pine needles to the little town holding her captive. In the end, Harper Hollow Falls reminds Brady of the true meaning of Christmas—and she, in turn, saves the town.
| Author | : Koko Ishe |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 138 |
| Release | : 2013-12-27 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 9781494705022 |
Go into the mind of a man who has been forced to do a specific job that will destroy the world's economies, businesses, and a resting security many people have. The job is ruining Christmas for all Christians! Koko Ishe has been summoned by the top officials of the Universe, stuffed into an abandoned warehouse, and forced to read about Christmas from historical sources and also from the bestselling book of all times. He is then ordered to share what he has read with everyone that celebrates Christmas. Initially he tries to get away only to be cornered and trapped, ultimately beaten and brought into the warehouse under strict security. There he was forced to study and write and produce a manuscript approved by the Universal Council in 30 days flat. If he failed he would meet his demise! In this manuscript Ishe shows all the downfalls of why Christians should not celebrate Christmas. If you do not want your Christmas ruined this year or in the years following do not pick up this book!
| Author | : Disney Books |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 40 |
| Release | : 2022-09-06 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781368077019 |
FromSerena Valentino,author of the New York Times best-selling Disney Villains series, comes a new holiday picture book perfect for young Disney fans. No one is more of a bah humbug than a Disney Villain. This Christmas Maleficent, Hades, Captain Hook, the Queen, Ursula, and Cruella are planning to ruin the holiday season once and for all! Join these dastardly Disney characters as they cause some Christmas chaos by sending their minions to ruin Christmas dinner, steal the Lost Boys presents, disguise themselves as Santa Claus, and more! For more Disney holiday fun, check out these other Christmas titles: Anna, Elsa, and the Enchanting Holiday 12 Days of Princess Nightmare Before Christmas: 13 Days of Christmas Disney Christmas Storybook Collection Frozen: Olaf's Night Before Christmas
| Author | : Brendan Beale |
| Publisher | : Blurb |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2019-05-23 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 9781366679123 |
That sentimental picture of Christmas we all have in our minds: the shepherds, the wise men, the stable, the inn, the star. It's all wrong. Most of what we think about the Christmas story isn't actually true. And so the goal of this book is simple: to make sure you can never look at a nativity scene again and hate half of the cheesy carols everyone sings. But in the process, you'll find that the true story of Christmas is so much more wonderful than you ever imagined.
| Author | : Michelle Douglas |
| Publisher | : Harlequin |
| Total Pages | : 186 |
| Release | : 2012-12-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1459249518 |
This Christmas, Nicola McGillroy will: 1. Be a great nanny to Cade Hindmarsh's two adorable little girls, and give them the best Christmas they've had since their mother left. 2. Enter into the Christmas spirit and forget the fact she should have been planning her own wedding right now. 3. Keep a straight head in her attraction to her gorgeous off-limits boss… Surely this is just a rebound thing and not true love—for both of them?
| Author | : Gary Raymond |
| Publisher | : Parthian Books |
| Total Pages | : 160 |
| Release | : 2020-11-30 |
| Genre | : Literary Criticism |
| ISBN | : 1913640221 |
RARELY HAS THE POWER OF CINEMA BEEN FELT BY SO MANY, IN SUCH OPPOSING WAYS... 'Love Actually dulls the critical senses, making those susceptible to its hallucinogenic powers think they've seen a funny, warm-hearted, romantic film about the many complex manifestations of love. Colourful Narcotics. A perfect description of a bafflingly popular film.' By any reasonable measurement, Love Actually is a bad movie. There are plenty of bad movies out there, but what gets under Gary Raymond's skin here is that it seems to have tricked so many people into thinking it's a good movie. In this hilarious, scene-by-scene analysis of the Christmas monolith that is Love Actually, Gary Raymond takes us through a suffocating quagmire of badly drawn characters, nonsensical plotlines, and open bigotry, to a climax of ill-conceived schmaltz. How Love Actually Ruined Christmas (or Colourful Narcotics) is the definitive case against a terrible movie.
| Author | : Nathaniel Parry |
| Publisher | : McFarland |
| Total Pages | : 261 |
| Release | : 2022-10-27 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1476688281 |
In some respects, the contrasts of Christmas are what make it the most delightful time of the year. It is a time of generosity, kindness and peace on earth, with broad permission to indulge in food, drink and gifts. On the other hand, Christmas has become a battleground for raging culture wars, marred by debates about how it should be celebrated and acknowledged as a uniquely Christian holiday. This text argues that much of the animosity is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the holiday's core character. By tracing Christmas's origins as a pagan celebration of the winter solstice and its development in Europe's Christianization, this history explains that the true "reason for the season" has as much to do with the earth's movement around the sun as with the birth of Christ. Chapters chronicle how Christmas's magic and misrule link to the nativity, and why the carnival side of the holiday appears so separated from traditional Christian beliefs.
| Author | : Sarah Title |
| Publisher | : eKensington |
| Total Pages | : 91 |
| Release | : 2013-12-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1601831161 |
A sweet and sexy holiday romance in the Southern Comfort series—set in Hollow Bend, Kentucky, where love (and laughter) are just around the corner. When Andrew Bateman rolls into town in the midst of a snowstorm, his first thought is that the place is hardly big enough for a dog crate, let alone the vet practice he’s looking for. Next thing he knows, his life is flashing in front of him—a depressingly short flash—as he skids right into the side of the local bar. Things start looking up when the vision he wakes to is not the Angel of Death, but a doctor. Well, actually a vet. Make that a vet tech, wearing red mittens. Who invites him home, where every inch is covered in holiday sparkles, cookies to be decorated, and an odd assortment of stray dogs, cats and puppies . . . There’s nothing merrier than a white Christmas in Kentucky! Praise for Sarah Title’s Southern Comfort Romance series “Wild, witty, and wonderful.”—Jo Goodman, New York Times bestselling author “Quite a sexy book.”—USAToday.com “A really cute and fun story . . . It’s sexy and made me laugh!”—Smexy Books “A fast-paced read that provided just as many smiles from the humor as it did sizzles from the romance.”—The Book Diva’s Reads
