20,000 Quips & Quotes

20,000 Quips & Quotes
Author: Evan Esar
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Publishing
Total Pages: 990
Release: 1995
Genre: Quotations, English
ISBN: 9781566195294

14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers

14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers
Author: E. C. McKenzie
Publisher: Gramercy
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1984
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 9780517427125

14,000 snappy sayings and clever remarks, guaranteed to add spice to any speech, writing or conversation. Over 550 subjects, alphabetically arranged. 592 pages.

14,000 Quips and Quotes

14,000 Quips and Quotes
Author: E. C. McKenzie
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2000
Genre: Bibles
ISBN: 9781565635456

Find that cute little quip to underscore an important point in a talk or search for "filler" for that newsletter in this compilation of 14,000 one-liners. Presented in alphabetical order by topic, it's easy to find what you're looking for--many topics have over 100 quips and one-liners. Whether you're seeking a little humor or something more thought-provoking, it's all here in "14,000 Quips and Quotes." This book is a valuable resource tool for any speaker, teacher or writer.

Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings

Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Total Pages: 372
Release: 1993
Genre: Quotations, English
ISBN: 9780842350358

A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.

The Little Guide to the Beatles (Unofficial and Unauthorised)

The Little Guide to the Beatles (Unofficial and Unauthorised)
Author: Orange Hippo!
Publisher: Little Books of Music
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-11-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781787392557

A bite-sized collection of more than 170 quotes by and about the Fab Four from Liverpool. You say you want a revolution? The Beatles created one, unleashing a fan frenzy with their music and style. Beatlemaniacs will love this collection of quips from the band, their collaborators, and others. The quotes range from John's "I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition," to Paul's "There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway."

Frankly, My Dear

Frankly, My Dear
Author: Sandra Hill
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 327
Release: 2014-02-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0062343904

Lost in the Bayou... Selene has always had three great passions: men, food . . . and Gone With the Wind. Still, the glamorous model always seems to be starving for both nourishment and affection. Weary of the petty world of high fashion, she heads to New Orleans for one last shoot before she chucks it all and begins a whole new life. But she doesn't realize that, thanks to an errant voodoo spell, her new life will happen 150 years in the past . . . and in the company of a dark and brooding gentleman who could give Rhett Butler a run for his money! An alarmingly handsome Southern planter, James Baptiste may not have Rhett's cavalier spirit—and his plantation is certainly no Tara! But it's clear as crystal that this virile Creole is a lover worth giving a damn about. And with God as her witness, Selene vows she will never go hungry for this man again!

Dad's Wit

Dad's Wit
Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 207
Release: 2010-09-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0857655647

'Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope' - Bill Cosby When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there's a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you of why being a dad is the best job in the world.

Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes

Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes
Author:
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2005
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781414305479

More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!

The Office Word Search, Quips, Quotes & Coloring Book

The Office Word Search, Quips, Quotes & Coloring Book
Author: Editors of Thunder Bay Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2021-10-12
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 164517607X

Reunite with the gang from Dunder Mifflin in these word search puzzles, accompanied by hilarious quotes from the award-winning comedy series and quotes to color in. More than 50 themed word searches are accompanied by hilarious quips and quotes from the hit NBC comedy series The Office. Fans of the TV show can color in some of the quotes while taking a trip down memory lane with their favorite Dunder Mifflin characters and episodes, such as "Diversity Day," "The Injury," "Casino Night," and more. Word search puzzles are a great way to relax and de-stress—and a few laughs won’t hurt, either!

Women Know Everything!

Women Know Everything!
Author: Karen Weekes
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 485
Release: 2011-02-15
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1594745455

Wit and wisdom from A to Z—a super-sized collection of inspirational quotes from bad*ss women in history and today, including Oprah Winfrey, Marilyn Monroe, and Toni Morrison. With more than 3,000 quotations on everything from fashion and feminism to men, marriage, friendship, history, technology, sports, and more, this massive compilation proves once and for all that women know everything! Each page offers wisdom, wit, and inspiration from a host of legendary women—from Jane Austen and Colette to Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Toni Morrison, Liz Phair, Ellen DeGeneres, and Naomi Klein. Here’s what they have to say about: Success “I still have my feet on the ground. I just wear better shoes.” —Oprah Winfrey Men and Women “Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backward and in high heels.” —Faith Whittlesey Being Single “I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.” —Elayne Boosler Individuality “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” —Judy Garland Family “If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers.” —Maya Angelou Quotations “I always have a quotation for everything—it saves original thinking.” —Dorothy L. Sayers With contributions from writers, artists, celebrities, politicians, scientists, and legendary figures all over the world, Women Know Everything! offers addictive reading—and a superb reference—for women of all ages.