Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Scholastic Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781338668988

"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.

Definitely Do Not Open This Book

Definitely Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Scholastic Press
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-12-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781338669008

Please do not read this book -- it's way too funny! No, really! The fun never ends in this sidesplitting sequel to Do Not Open This Book! Readers will be determined to reach the end of this hysterical story -- no matter what the little monster on the pages says or does. This time, he's pulled out all the stops to avoid having to go to sleep, and he's up to all kinds of hilarious shenanigans to stay awake! Readers will delight in defying the monster as he brings surprises and excitement to every page! This successful series from popular Australian comedian Andy Lee has sold over one million copies worldwide and has been translated into over 35 languages.

Seriously, Do Not Open This Book

Seriously, Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2024-01-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0655232575

The third book in the Do Not Open This Book series! What do you do when you really like someone, and want to be their friend? Wizz is in a pickle, and SERIOUSLY does not want you to turn the page... Kids around the world adore Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie's hilarious Do Not Open This Book series. He's back... AGAIN! This cheeky blue character is willing to forgive you for what happened last time... but he SERIOUSLY does not want you to open this book or turn its pages. What reason does he have this time? This fun story will delight children and adults alike. Keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end all over again, if you dare!

Pasta, Pretty Please

Pasta, Pretty Please
Author: Linda Miller Nicholson
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 555
Release: 2018-10-16
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0062674943

The renowned pasta expert shares her secrets to creating colorful handmade noodles in this cookbook featuring fresh, all-natural recipes. In Pasta, Pretty Please, Linda Miller Nicholson delivers a stunning cornucopia of pasta in every color and shape, all created by hand using all-natural ingredients—and including twenty-five dough recipes, thirty-three traditional and modern shaping techniques, and the perfect fillings and sauces to make your creations sing! Linda starts with recipes for basic doughs before demonstrating how to use pigmented vegetables, fruits, spices, and superfoods to add a whole range of vibrant colors—such as mixing turmeric with parsley for just the right shade of chartreuse, or using activated charcoal powder to create black pasta. She also shows you how to roll out dough, cut and form many pasta shapes, and gives tips for retaining brilliant colors even when cooked. Once you’ve mastered the basics, you’ll find recipes for more elaborate patterns and colors that are sure to impress your family and friends. Linda reveals how to layer colors to make multi-colored doughs in recipes like Rainbow Cavatelli, Polka Dot Farfalle, and even Emoji Ravioli. You’ll also find recipes for spectacular sauces and fillings, such as Golden Milk Ragu, Pecorino Pepper Sauce with Broccolini, Classic Ricotta Filling, and Pepperoni Pizza Filling.

Disney Princess: Pretty Please

Disney Princess: Pretty Please
Author: Kiki Thorpe
Publisher: Disney Press
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2005-06-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780786836147

Who says learning about manners has to be boring? Join six of your favorite Disney Princesses - Snow White, Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, and Cinderella - for delightful stories and helpful advice on manners, including such gems as: "Meeting New People. Be on your best behavior when you visit a king - even if you're the daughter of a Sultan. "Being Polite. Don't interrupt-except for something important, like a fire-breathing dragon. " Apologizing. Have you enraged the King of the Seven Seas… again? Here's how to apologize. " Table Manners. If there is one thing you never forget, try not to sneeze on your fellow Dwarfs, especially in front of Snow White! This beautifully illustrated book includes 12 sheets of stationery with matching envelopes, plus a sheet of full-color stickers, so little princesses can write their own thank-you notes. Learning manners has never been so much fun!

How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read

How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read
Author: Pierre Bayard
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2010-08-10
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1596917148

In this delightfully witty, provocative book, literature professor and psychoanalyst Pierre Bayard argues that not having read a book need not be an impediment to having an interesting conversation about it. (In fact, he says, in certain situations reading the book is the worst thing you could do.) Using examples from such writers as Graham Greene, Oscar Wilde, Montaigne, and Umberto Eco, he describes the varieties of "non-reading"-from books that you've never heard of to books that you've read and forgotten-and offers advice on how to turn a sticky social situation into an occasion for creative brilliance. Practical, funny, and thought-provoking, How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read-which became a favorite of readers everywhere in the hardcover edition-is in the end a love letter to books, offering a whole new perspective on how we read and absorb them.

Create This Book

Create This Book
Author: Moriah Elizabeth
Publisher:
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2015-05-17
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692452745

Create This Book is the ultimate outlet for creativity. Includes 242 pages of unique and inspiring prompts to get you in the creative zone! Whether you are trying to get past an artist's block, wanting to become more creative, or just looking to have some fun, you will love this interactive journal! Want to learn more? Check out "Create This Book" on Youtube! You can watch Moriah Elizabeth's "Create This Book" Series! Great for inspiration and guidance on your creative journey! Go to MoriahElizabeth.com for more information.

Next, Please

Next, Please
Author: Ernst Jandl
Publisher: Hutchinson
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2003
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN:

Five sorry-looking toys sit in a gloomy waiting room awaiting the ominous call, “Next Please.” As each toy emerges, bouncing with renewed energy and exuberance, the murky atmosphere disperses to reveal a jolly, beaming doctor. With its simple text and witty illustrations this is a wonderful way to teach children to count, and that going to the doctor isn’t so bad.

This Book Loves You

This Book Loves You
Author: PewDiePie
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 244
Release: 2015-10-20
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN: 1101999063

This Book Loves You by PewDiePie is a collection of beautifully illustrated inspirational sayings by which you should live your life. If you follow each and every one, your life will become easier, more fabulous, more rewarding. Imagine what a chilled-out and wonderful human being people would think you were if you lived by the simple principle "You can never fail if you never try." Your wasted life would be an inspiration to others. Think of all the pointless, unhappy striving you could simply give up. Throw away that guitar! Give up on your dreams! Embrace your astounding mediocrity. This Book Loves You has something for everyone--or at least everyone willing to give up and stop caring. If all else fails, remember: "Don’t be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza."