Poop on the Shoe

Poop on the Shoe
Author: Jeremy Blankenship
Publisher:
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2018-09-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692121375

Poop on the Shoe is a potty training whodunit that follows the main character and his five friends as they try to determine who pooped. Whimsical illustrations and the simple, captivating dialog will keep your toddler turning the pages while learning the answer to the timeless question of "where to go."

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe
Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 69
Release: 2011-10-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1449407897

A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

The Poop Song

The Poop Song
Author: Eric Litwin
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2021-04-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1797206524

A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books

What It Is Like to Go to War

What It Is Like to Go to War
Author: Karl Marlantes
Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Total Pages: 333
Release: 2011-08-30
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0802195148

“A precisely crafted and bracingly honest” memoir of war and its aftershocks from the New York Times–bestselling author of Matterhorn (The Atlantic). In 1968, at the age of twenty-three, Karl Marlantes was dropped into the highland jungle of Vietnam, an inexperienced lieutenant in command of forty Marines who would live or die by his decisions. In his thirteen-month tour he saw intense combat, killing the enemy and watching friends die. Marlantes survived, but like many of his brothers in arms, he has spent the last forty years dealing with his experiences. In What It Is Like to Go to War, Marlantes takes a candid look at these experiences and critically examines how we might better prepare young soldiers for war. In the past, warriors were prepared for battle by ritual, religion, and literature—which also helped bring them home. While contemplating ancient works from Homer to the Mahabharata, Marlantes writes of the daily contradictions modern warriors are subject to, of being haunted by the face of a young North Vietnamese soldier he killed at close quarters, and of how he finally found a way to make peace with his past. Through it all, he demonstrates just how poorly prepared our nineteen-year-old warriors are for the psychological and spiritual aspects of the journey. In this memoir, the New York Times–bestselling author of Matterhorn offers “a well-crafted and forcefully argued work that contains fresh and important insights into what it’s like to be in a war and what it does to the human psyche” (The Washington Post).

Shoe-La-La!

Shoe-La-La!
Author: Karen Beaumont
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2016-12-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545471443

Meet four girls who love shoes: SHOE-LA-LA!"Shoes with zippers, Shoes with straps,Shoes with buckles, Shoes with taps."Prance from page to page in search of the perfect pair of party shoes. Girls of all ages will love to go on a shoe shopping expedition with these four friends, from "fuzzy boots for when it snows" to "ballerinas on our toes." The girls try on every shoe in the store, but "eeny, meeny, my, oh, my [they] just don't know which shoes to buy." With some feathers and glitter, a little bit of glue, and a LOT of imagination, the girls come up with the best shoes of all!

Kama Pootra

Kama Pootra
Author: Daniel Cole Young
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2010-05-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1402237227

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

I Eat Poop.

I Eat Poop.
Author: Mark Pett
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2021-10-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1250859190

In the vein of Please Don't Eat Me and We Don't Eat Our Classmates, I Eat Poop. by Mark Pett is a heartwarming and hilarious picture book about friendship, fitting in, and accepting each other's differences. Dougie has a secret: he’s not a ground beetle. He’s a dung beetle, and he loves eating poop. Dougie knows he should be proud. Dung beetles help process waste and do other extraordinary things! But Dougie also knows that if anyone at school saw his lunch, he’d be an outcast. One day, the lunchroom bugs out over a classmate eating poop, and Dougie must make a choice. Can he stand up for his friend—and for his true self? I Eat Poop. is packed with important social emotional learning themes and is great for classroom or at home discussion. Read I Eat Poop. for conversations about: - Bullying and being kind - Standing up for your friends and speaking up for your beliefs - Being proud of your culture and heritage - Embracing diversity and accepting and celebrating differences The book also includes incredible, STEM-related facts about bugs.

Mr. Maboo and the Poo in the Shoe

Mr. Maboo and the Poo in the Shoe
Author: Daniel Williamson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021
Genre:
ISBN: 9781913583194

It's a classic poodunnit! But when living with 17 pets it's hard to know who the culprit is! Luckily Mr. Maboo is a level-headed, rational man who will just calmly talk to...Oh no, no......he's just blaming them now, one by one, he's pointing his finger quite a bit......and they're passing the blame... ...and blaming each other....Oh my! Now they're laughing at him... Is he supposed to go that red? I don't think he's blushing. I mean honestly, there really is nothing worse than finding a poo in one of your shoes! Is there?

Poop

Poop
Author: Poppy Champignon
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-06-23
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1647002613

A funny picture book about the ever-popular word poop Admit it: You love saying the word poop. It’s so much fun to say, much to your polite friend’s dismay. Poop. Poop. Poop. It’s all fun and games until you lose your triple-chocolate ice cream scoop and discover the true meaning of the word, and suddenly, it’s not so funny anymore. Or is it?

If the Shoe Fits

If the Shoe Fits
Author: Julie Murphy
Publisher: Disney Electronic Content
Total Pages: 324
Release: 2021-08-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1368070140

"If the Shoe Fits encompasses everything I love about rom-coms. I laughed, I swooned, I smiled. Another hit for Julie Murphy!" —Colleen Hoover, #1 New York Times best-selling author of Hopeless If the shoe doesn’t fit, maybe it’s time to design your own. Cindy loves shoes. A well-placed bow or a chic stacked heel is her form of self-expression. As a fashion-obsessed plus-size woman, she can never find designer clothes that work on her body, but a special pair of shoes always fits just right. With a shiny new design degree but no job in sight, Cindy moves back in with her stepmother, Erica Tremaine, the executive producer of the world’s biggest dating reality show. When a contestant on Before Midnight bows out at the last minute, Cindy is thrust into the spotlight. Showcasing her killer shoe collection on network TV seems like a great way to jump-start her career. And, while she’s at it, why not go on a few lavish dates with an eligible suitor? But being the first and only fat contestant on Before Midnight turns her into a viral sensation—and a body-positivity icon—overnight. Even harder to believe? She can actually see herself falling for this Prince Charming. To make it to the end, despite the fans, the haters, and a house full of fellow contestants she’s not sure she can trust, Cindy will have to take a leap of faith and hope her heels— and her heart—don’t break in the process. Best-selling author Julie Murphy’s reimagining of a beloved fairy tale is an enchanting story of self-love and believing in the happy ending each and every one of us deserves.