Do Not Feed the Platypus Please

Do Not Feed the Platypus Please
Author: Tionne Rogers
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2011-03-26
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1447540158

Marcial was everything that Carsten had desired: handsome, young, serious, helpful and kind. A real Spanish "little Elf" His only drawback? The ravenous platypus living with him, the Georgian mobster decided to turn Marcial into his new boyfriend; and Pelayo, his meddlesome childhood friend.For the hyper-rational middle aged programmer nothing makes sense any longer as he finds himself plunged into a world where reality and fantasy merge and sanity is scarce.

Please Do Not Feed the Weirdo

Please Do Not Feed the Weirdo
Author: R.L. Stine
Publisher: Goosebumps Slappyworld
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2019-02-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781407195766

Robby and his sister Karla beg their parents to take them to a big carnival that has opened on the other side of town. When they arrive, the two kids are delighted by the rides, the sideshow, the interesting displays, and the great food booths. They wander away from their parents and find themselves at a less-trafficked area at the back of the carnival. Inside a large penned-in area, they see a dejected-looking boy about their age sitting on the grass. A sign on the tall metal fence reads: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE WEIRDO. The kids are reluctant to disobey the sign, but the boy seems really nice. Karla hands him her cone through the fence. He thanks her very politely. He eats the ice cream, delicately at first, then ravenously, noisily - and as Robby and Karla stare in horror, he transforms into a raging, hairy beast.

Please Do Not Feed the Tiger Lily!

Please Do Not Feed the Tiger Lily!
Author: Tennant Redbank
Publisher: RH/Disney
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2011
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0736480900

Lily the garden-talent fairy has a new tiger lily plant, and though it is very beautiful, it is also very vicious and needs to be tamed by Lily, Tinker Bell and the rest of the Disney Fairies. Simultaneous.

Please Do Not Feed the Weirdo (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #4)

Please Do Not Feed the Weirdo (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #4)
Author: R. L. Stine
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 131
Release: 2018-02-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338068482

Goosebumps now on Disney+! Robby and his sister Karla beg their parents to take them to a big carnival that has opened on the other side of town. When they arrive, the two kids are delighted by the rides, the sideshow, the interesting displays, and the great food booths. They wander away from their parents and find themselves at a less-trafficked area at the back of the carnival. Inside a large penned-in area, they see a dejected-looking boy about their age sitting on the grass. A sign on the tall metal fence reads: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE WEIRDO. The kids are reluctant to disobey the sign, but the boy seems really nice. Karla hands him her cone through the fence. He thanks her very politely. He eats the ice cream, delicately at first, then ravenously, noisily-and as Robby and Karla stare in horror, he transforms into a raging, hairy beast.

Please Do Feed the Cat

Please Do Feed the Cat
Author: Marian Babson
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 191
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1504059816

This mystery “immerses the reader in English village life [with] a cast of delightful characters, including cats” (Publishers Weekly). Mystery writer Lorinda Lucas doesn’t like the trend toward overly gruesome crime fiction—but she’s even more upset about Roscoe, the cat who lives next door. He used to look well-fed and well cared for, but when Lorinda gets back from her most recent book tour, she’s worried by his dangerously skinny appearance. It turns out that Roscoe’s owner has a new girlfriend who’s put the poor cat on a deprivation diet—and that’s not the only bad news in Brimful Coffers. There’s been a fatal hit-and-run and escalating tensions—and before she knows it, the mystery writer will be investigating a real-life murder case . . . This witty, suspenseful tale comes from an Agatha Award–winning author whose “name on a mystery is a guarantee of quality writing wrapped around an unusual crime” (Houston Chronicle). Please Do Feed the Cat is the 1st book in the Brimful Coffers Mysteries, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.

Please Don't Feed the Vampire!

Please Don't Feed the Vampire!
Author: R. L. Stine
Publisher: Goosebumps
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-01-07
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781407157344

Your cute little poodle has become a vampire dog after sinking her teeth into something called "Vampire in a Can.".

Please Don't Feed the Mayor

Please Don't Feed the Mayor
Author: Sue Pethick
Publisher: Kensington Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2019-02-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1496719816

From the author of Pet Friendly, “a heartwarming tale about a special dog who brings together a town desperately in need of a fresh start” (Dogster). When the lumber mill closes, laying off most everyone in Fossett, Oregon, Melanie MacDonald plans to revitalize her beloved but beleaguered homestead by running her border collie Shep in Fossett’s mayoral race . . . Shep wins by a landslide. A lover of democracy and dog treats, Shep is rapidly earning the goodwill of Fossett’s citizens. Tourists are streaming in and everyone wants to glad-paw the new mayor. Suddenly Melanie and Shep are media darlings, with requests for interviews, game shows, and personal appearances through the roof. But there’s trouble in paradise. Determined to win back his former wife, Bryce MacDonald discovers a rival in tabloid reporter Chad Cameron, who’s in Fossett to dig up dirt on Melanie and Shep. He finds a willing co-conspirator in the malcontent who lost the election. Hounded by the press and desperate to head off a potential dognapping, Melanie unwittingly puts herself in danger. Shep comes to the rescue, proving his mettle to save his faithful human at the risk of his own life . . . and new political career. “This is a funny story with heart and pet lovers will adore Shep the mayor.” —The Parkersburg News and Sentinel “A cute book, a fast read and worth looking at. Shep is a fun pup and the mystery storyline adds a bit of flair. Check it out!” —Long and Short Reviews

Please Don't Feed the Bears

Please Don't Feed the Bears
Author: Asbjorn Intonsus
Publisher: Microcosm Publishing
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2022-03-17
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1648410677

Learn to cook a range of brutally tasty yet simple plant-based dishes, accompanied by heavy metal and punk lyrics, art, and ethos. This vegan cookbook is jam packed with recipes for stews, soups, sauces, noodle & bean dishes, baked entrees, and desserts, interspersed with illustrations of adorable armed animals, meditations on suicide, a crossword puzzle, and instructions for DIY tattoo guns. Expand your cooking repertoire with recipes from around the world, including Grizzly Bear Gnocchi, Taco Thrash-erole, Misery Wot, Gotterdamerung Dopple-Chocolate Cookies, and Hair of an Angel Knotted by the Persistance of a Mortal. Each recipe is paired with a metal song to listen to while you cook. Based on a series of long-obscure 1990s zines, this underground classic is now in its third edition, bringing you practical, animal-free cooking skills that will soothe your justified despair at the bloodthirstiness and futility of human nature.

Please Do Feed the Bears

Please Do Feed the Bears
Author: Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Publisher: Aladdin
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2007-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781416967507

Percy's family is going on a picnic, and he can't imagine being at the beach without his favorite stuffed animals. There's his teddy, his grizzly, his old black bear, his panda... But the car is jam-packed, and his family warns him that there isn't room. In order to bring his bear family, they'd have to leave something behind. And so, without thinking it through, Percy leaves something behind, with disastrous results. But in the end, Percy and his bears save the day.

The Sprouted Kitchen

The Sprouted Kitchen
Author: Sara Forte
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2012-08-28
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1607741156

Sprouted Kitchen food blogger Sara Forte showcases 100 tempting recipes that take advantage of fresh produce, whole grains, lean proteins, and natural sweeteners—with vivid flavors and seasonal simplicity at the forefront. Sara Forte is a food-loving, wellness-craving veggie enthusiast who relishes sharing a wholesome meal with friends and family. The Sprouted Kitchen features 100 of her most mouthwatering recipes. Richly illustrated by her photographer husband, Hugh Forte, this bright, vivid book celebrates the simple beauty of seasonal foods with original recipes—plus a few favorites from her popular Sprouted Kitchen food blog tossed in for good measure. The collection features tasty snacks on the go like Granola Protein Bars, gluten-free brunch options like Cornmeal Cakes with Cherry Compote, dinner party dishes like Seared Scallops on Black Quinoa with Pomegranate Gastrique, “meaty” vegetarian meals like Beer Bean– and Cotija-Stuffed Poblanos, and sweet treats like Cocoa Hazelnut Cupcakes. From breakfast to dinner, snack time to happy hour, The Sprouted Kitchen will help you sneak a bit of delicious indulgence in among the vegetables.