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| Author | : Robert Asprin |
| Publisher | : WordFire +ORM |
| Total Pages | : 280 |
| Release | : 2017-07-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1614754594 |
From a New York Times bestseller, a commander of a legion of misfits takes control of an alien planet in this sci-fi comedy. You can’t mistake just anyone for a Phule. When the planet Zenobia is invaded, Captain Willard Phule is made their military advisor. The first priority for Phule’s Company: staying out from underfoot of the peaceful, dinosaur-like Zenobians . . . But, unbeknownst to the Zenobians, they’re getting two Phules for the price of one. A robot double of Phule appears out of nowhere. And only the real Phule knows who the real Phule is . . . Praise for the Phule’s Company series: “A winning story . . . part science fiction, part spoof, part heart-warmer.” —Publishers Weekly “Madcap . . . a welcome sendup of military sf.” —Booklist “Light without being frivolous, and displays Asprin’s considerable expertise about fencing and things military, especially leadership.” —Chicago Sun-Times “Reminiscent of ‘M*A*S*H.’” —Analog Science Fiction and Fact Magazine
| Author | : Robert Asprin |
| Publisher | : Phule's Company |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2017-10-04 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781680575910 |
What's a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army--with his butler! Captain Willard Phule is the only officer in the Space Legion with his own butler, but Beeker has stuck with him through thick and thin. Which is why Phule simply can't comprehend why his butler would run off-planet without a word--and taking with him Omega Company's lovely new medic. Without his right-hand man, Phule has no idea what his left hand is doing. So he takes off after his errant butler, just as General Blitzkrieg decides to make a surprise visit to Zenobia. And the only thing Blitz would like better than catching Phule off guard is to catch Phule AWOL...
| Author | : Robert L. Asprin |
| Publisher | : Meisha Merlin Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2004-10 |
| Genre | : Dragons |
| ISBN | : 9781892065889 |
Things are not well in the kingdom...While Skeeve and Aahz are preoccupied with the aftermath of Gleep's shooting, the MYTH Inc crew faces its biggest challenge yet-not one, but multiple challenges to the king and his court sorcerer! Word on the street is that the kingdom is under the control of a mighty sorcerer. It's obvious that this magician dabbles in the black arts: He consorts with demons. He has a dragon for a pet. He's connected to the criminal underground, trading political influence for their assistance in keeping the populace under control. And for most citizens, all this could be overlooked, except that this villain has committed the greatest crime possible: he's raised taxes! Clearly something has to be done! The citizens are beginning to ponder and mutter, both individually and in groups, about how this tyrant can be brought down. And while they vary greatly in skill and intelligence, certainly the sheer volume of them virtually ensures the eventual downfall of the scoundrel that's currently growing fat off the kingdom...the man called Skeeve the Great. Can the MYTH Inc gang protect Skeeve from these attacks and still convince him that everything is business as usual
| Author | : Robert Asprin |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 388 |
| Release | : 2009-04-07 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 110104635X |
New York Times bestselling author Robert Asprin scales new heights in his series of Big Easy-dwelling dragons… Griffen McCandles is adjusting well to running his gambling operation in the French Quarter of New Orleans and to his newfound status as head dragon. But he still doesn’t know much about dragon protocol—or what he’s really capable of. Other dragons are getting a whiff of his reputation, though, and they’re not happy about it. Which is why there’s suddenly a hit out on Griffen. And, just in time for Halloween, the ghost of a voodoo queen wants Griffen to moderate a supernatural conclave. And though the strange goings-on will barely be noticed in a city used to drunken conventioneers and wild revelers, it’s Griffen’s chance to spread his wings—or crash and burn…
| Author | : Robert Asprin |
| Publisher | : Meisha Merlin Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2001 |
| Genre | : Apprentices |
| ISBN | : 9781892065551 |
Apprentice magician Skeeve, his mentor Aahz, and Tanda, the former assassin, journey into the Kowtow realm to retrieve a golden cow that gives gold-laced milk, but first they will have to match wits with a gang of vegetarian cowboys who will do anything to protect their livestock from an evil enemy that only comes out after dark.
| Author | : Steven Erikson |
| Publisher | : Tor Books |
| Total Pages | : 277 |
| Release | : 2014-11-04 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1466843616 |
From the New York Times Bestselling author Steven Erikson comes a new science fiction novel of devil-may-care, near calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through the infinite vastness of interstellar space. These are the voyages of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms, to boldly blow the... And so we join the not-terribly-bright but exceedingly cock-sure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through ‘the infinite vastness of interstellar space.' The New York Times bestselling author of the acclaimed Malazan Book of the Fallen sequence has taken his lifelong passion for Star Trek and transformed it into a smart, inventive, and hugely entertaining spoof on the whole mankind-exploring-space-for-the-good-of-all-species-but-trashing-stuff-with-a-lot-of-high-tech-gadgets-along-the-way, overblown adventure. The result is an SF novel that deftly parodies the genre while also paying fond homage to it. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
| Author | : Robert Asprin |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 370 |
| Release | : 2014 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0425272052 |
In this first novel in a brand new series, a low-stakes con artist and killer poker player, Griffen "Grifter" McCandles, learns the strange family secret: that he and his sister are actually dragons. Griffen heads to New Orleans to make a living the only way he knows how.
| Author | : Jody Lynn Nye |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 418 |
| Release | : 2014-11-25 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0425256170 |
In New York Times bestselling author Robert Asprin and Jody Lynn Nye’s newest Big Easy dragon tale, Griffen McCandles is about to give the forces of evil a run for their money… Griffen already has his hands full running his gambling operation in New Orleans and dealing with his dragon heritage. Now his pregnant sister, Valerie, is missing—possibly kidnapped—and his uncle, Malcolm McCandles, has flown into town for a mysterious meeting with a powerful man who’s been dead for almost eight decades. And Griffen certainly hasn’t got the time to protect Representative Penny Dunbar, a dragon who’s running for governor of Louisiana—if malign forces don’t take her out first. Griffen learned a long time ago to play the hand fate has dealt him, but with many lives at stake—including Val’s unborn dragon—he’s hoping for an ace in the hole…
| Author | : Ted Macaluso |
| Publisher | : Owls Cove Press |
| Total Pages | : 71 |
| Release | : 2021-11-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0997139331 |
When Jamie and her brother Billy are trapped inside a painting, they want nothing more than to get back to the real museum. But every time they try going back, the museum disappears. They need to find Paul Cézanne to reveal the trick to getting home--and that's not easy. To find him, they need to learn how to experience and appreciate artistic works. Journey with the siblings as they step into a world of art and adventure. The two children navigate among several styles of painting by artists from six countries. In the form of a mystery, Jamie and Billy learn to recognize the work of Paul Cézanne as compared to Claude Monet, Isaac Levitan, and others. The book is exciting on its own and can also support a student’s understanding of the National Core Arts Standards. Grades 2 to 4.
| Author | : Robert Asprin |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 167 |
| Release | : 1985 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780099745303 |
The sixth of Robert Asprin's Myth series. The mob wants him married; the magicians want him dead. Legendary car-shooting ace, the Sen Sen Ante Kid, wants to take him for a cool half-million in a game of dragon poker. Otherwise, life for Skeeve, extra-dimensional magician, is perfect - or almost.
