Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commoners

Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commoners
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2011-10-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1447212010

Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commons is hilarious collection of fantastic trivia and amazing facts about royalty and rulers of all kinds throughout history, all from the very witty pen of Philip Ardagh. PARP!" Pssst! Do you know the story about Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603) and the, er, farting courtier? One day, when bowing low to Her Majesty, the Earl of Oxford couldn't help but break wind. The poor man felt SO embarrassed that he left the court - and some say the country - for SEVEN years. Upon his return, after such a long absence, the first thing Good Queen bess said on seeing him was, "Lord, I had forgot the fart!

Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commoners

Philip Ardagh's Book of Kings, Queens, Emperors and Rotten Wart-Nosed Commoners
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2011-12-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1742629741

The latest from hilarious wordsmith Philip Ardagh, this is a very funny collection of fantastic trivia and amazing facts about royalty and rulers of all kinds throughout history. "PARP!" Pssst! Do you know the story about Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603) and the - er - farting courtier? One day, when bowing low to Her Majesty, the Earl of Oxford couldn't help but break wind.The poor man felt SO embarrassed, that he left the court - and some say the country - for SEVEN years. Upon his return, after such a long absence, the first thing Good Queen Bess said on seeing him was, "Lord, I had forgot the fart!"

Your Ancestry

Your Ancestry
Author: Francis Joseph Lamb
Publisher: Green Cat Books
Total Pages: 527
Release: 2022-07-01
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1913794393

I intended to title the book Our Ancestry but we have cousins and second cousins and third cousins in Canada, America, Australia, New Zealand and other parts of the world. The title became Your Ancestry ,make a connection and we become cousins. Are your ancestors Major, Spearpoint, Warman and more? Connect to a Kent fishing community and stories of smuggling? Are your ancestors Lamb, Caffrey, Morgan, Brady and more? Connect to the north east and stories of legendary Irish princes and the truth staff of a saint? Are your ancestors Sharp, Simmons, Dawson, Austen, Boys and More? Connect to a line leading to the kings and queens of the Plantagenets? Connect to characters in the tv Series “The Last Kingdom”, Alfred the Great, Hywel Dda, Sigtrygg (Sitric Cáech)? Make this : YOUR ANCESTRY

A House Called Awful End

A House Called Awful End
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2002-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780805068283

When both Eddie Dickens' parents catch a disease that makes them turn yellow, it's agreed he should go and stay with relatives at their house, Awful End. This hilarious historical spoof, the first in the Eddie Dickens trilogy, has been called "a scrumptious cross between Dickens and Monty Python." Illustrations.

Do Dinosaurs Make Good Pets?

Do Dinosaurs Make Good Pets?
Author: Chris Mitchell
Publisher: Dino Books
Total Pages: 91
Release: 2015-09-03
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1784188425

DID YOU KNOW THAT. . . The STEGOSAURUS had a BRAIN the size of a WALNUT, or that there used to be SCORPIONS that grew to over TWO METRES in LENGTH?DO YOU WANT TO KNOW . . . Which PREHISTORIC animals DINOSAURS used to be AFRAID of?AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS . . . By TELLING them about FEATHERED DINOSAURS, GIANT MILLIPEDES and FLYING GIRAFFES!This book is packed with the wildest, weirdest, funniest, filthiest, foulest, wisest, grossest, brainiest, oldest and best facts about the prehistoric world.

The Hieroglyphs Handbook

The Hieroglyphs Handbook
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher:
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2015-05-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9780571321353

Impress your friends! Please the Pharoahs! Appease the gods! Forget the Rosetta Stone, if you want to decipher hieroglyphs, this is the book for you. Accessible and achievable chapters are packed with facts about Egypt and the pharaohs as well as easy-to-follow language-learning instructions. With simple and clear illustrations throughout, this book is ptotally pterrific.

The Eddie Dickens Trilogy

The Eddie Dickens Trilogy
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher: Faber & Faber
Total Pages: 359
Release: 2011-08-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0571275125

AWFUL END When both of Eddie Dickens's parents catch a disease that makes them turn yellow, go a bit crinkly round the edges and smell of hot water bottles, it's agreed he should go and stay with relatives at their house Awful End. Unfortunately for Eddie, those relatives are Mad Uncle Jack and Even-Madder Aunt Maud, and it doesn't look as if the three of them are ever going to reach their destination ... DREADFUL ACTS Eddie Dickens narrowly avoids an explosion, a hot-air balloon and arrest, only to find himself falling head-over heels for a girl with a face like a camel's, and into the hands of a murderous gang of escaped convicts who have 'one little job for him to do'. TERRIBLE TIMES Eddie had been given the task of travelling to America to look after his family's interests there. But his life is never that simple; especially with a potential stowaway in his trunk, and Lady Constance Bustle at his side. She's a professional 'travelling companion', whose previous employers seem to have died under the most remarkable and unfortunate circumstances ...

The Grunts in Trouble

The Grunts in Trouble
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher: Nosy Crow
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2013-06-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0857630709

The first in the hilarious series from Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning author Philip Ardagh and illustrator of The Gruffalo, Axel Scheffler. Mr and Mrs Grunt, who are neither clean nor clever, live with their adopted in fact, abducted son, Sunny, in a donkey-drawn caravan somewhere or other at some time that is a bit like now but not exactly now. Sunny is an oddlooking boy, what with his left ear being higher than his right ear and that kind of sticky-up hair which NEVER goes flat, even if you massage glue into it and then jump on it. Together the unusual family find themselves in frankly improbable but very funny adventures involving bendy railings, double-barrelled shotguns, full-fat yoghurt and, always, a beard of bees.

Dreadful Acts

Dreadful Acts
Author: Philip Ardagh
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2003-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780805071559

As his awfully exciting adventures continue, young Eddie Dickens finds himself grappling with a hot-air balloon and falling head-over-heels for a girl with a face like a camel's.