Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl!
| Author | : Terry Pierce |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 104 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781402719042 |
A collection of jokes related to pets.
Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl
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Wild and Wacky Pet Jokes and Riddles
| Author | : Michael J. Pellowski |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 2008 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1402750684 |
A book of fun and silly jokes and riddles.
Wild & Wacky Pet Jokes & Riddles
| Author | : Michael Pellowski |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 106 |
| Release | : 2006 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781402724312 |
These jokes are doggone funny--and we’re not kitten around! From "Watch the Birdies” to "The Reptile File,” all these wildly amusing gags center on our favorite pets. What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound. How about this notice: Domestic cat needed to do light mousework. What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa. It’s a hoot, and illustrated with comical cartoons, too!
101 Pet Jokes
| Author | : Phil Hirsch |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Incorporated |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 1980 |
| Genre | : Pets |
| ISBN | : 9780590371179 |
A collection of jokes about pets.
Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals
| Author | : Mrs. Barberelli |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 112 |
| Release | : 2018-11-16 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 035923058X |
Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Dog Shaming
| Author | : Pascale Lemire |
| Publisher | : Crown |
| Total Pages | : 193 |
| Release | : 2013-09-24 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0385349343 |
Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.
Greatest Goofiest Jokes
| Author | : Terry Pierce |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781402722875 |
Kids will get giggly and goofy at these wild and crazy jokes. What kind of dogs play in a band? Rocker spaniels. What do farmers use to light their fields at night? A flarecrow. There are animal antics, food for thought (What did the mama lima bean say to the baby lima bean? "Have you bean good?"), school-time snickers, hilarious hobbies, and grab-bag gags, plus daffy definitions and kooky book titles to tickle the funny bone. Or pick a favorite from "the school of hard knock-knocks" like this: Knock-knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise the best comedian I ever heard! And that's what they'll say about you when you amuse everyone with the comic gems in this super collection.
Just Joking 2
| Author | : National Geographic Kids |
| Publisher | : National Geographic Books |
| Total Pages | : 212 |
| Release | : 2012 |
| Genre | : Knock-knock jokes |
| ISBN | : 1426310161 |
Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colourful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp. Releases simultaneously in Reinforced Library Binding: 978-1-4263-1017-1 , $15.90/$17.95 Can
Pretty Good Joke Book
| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
A Loving, Faithful Animal
| Author | : Josephine Rowe |
| Publisher | : Catapult |
| Total Pages | : 176 |
| Release | : 2017-09-12 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 193678758X |
"I found myself considering those rare things only books can do, feats outside the purview of film or fine art . . . Gorgeous." —Samantha Hunt, The New York Times Book Review It is New Year’s Eve 1990, in a small town in southeast Australia. Ru’s father, Jack, one of thousands of Australians once conscripted to serve in the Vietnam War, has disappeared. This time Ru thinks he might be gone for good. As rumors spread of a huge black cat stalking the landscape beyond their door, the rest of the family is barely holding on. Ru’s sister, Lani, is throwing herself into sex, drugs, and dangerous company. Their mother, Evelyn, is escaping into memories of a more vibrant youth. And meanwhile there is Les, Jack’s inscrutable brother, who seems to move through their lives like a ghost, earning both trust and suspicion. A Loving, Faithful Animal is an incandescent portrait of one family searching for what may yet be redeemable from the ruins of war. Tender, brutal, and heart–stopping in its beauty, this novel marks the arrival in the United States of Josephine Rowe, the winner of the 2016 Elizabeth Jolley Prize and one of Australia’s most extraordinary young writers.
