Penguin Pocket Jokes

Penguin Pocket Jokes
Author: David Pickering
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2006-08-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0141910151

Have you heard the one about the man who walked into a bar? (Ouch!)... Penguin Pocket Jokes is essential (and hilarious) reading for anyone searching for the perfect joke. Whether you want a snappy wisecrack or a longer rib-tickler when making a speech, this easy-to-use guide will provide the perfect witticism.

Penguin Pocket Jokes

Penguin Pocket Jokes
Author: David Pickering
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 299
Release: 2006-08-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0141027487

Have you heard the one about the man who walked into a bar? (Ouch!)... Penguin Pocket Jokes is essential (and hilarious) reading for anyone searching for the perfect joke. Whether you want a snappy wisecrack or a longer rib-tickler when making a speech, this easy-to-use guide will provide the perfect witticism.

Ultimate Kids Joke Book

Ultimate Kids Joke Book
Author: Joke Books for Kids
Publisher: Joke Books for Kids
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2018-05-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1984877194

What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!

What's Black and White and Red All Over?

What's Black and White and Red All Over?
Author: Gyles Brandreth
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 199
Release: 2020-08-20
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0241427304

Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Pocket Jokes

Pocket Jokes
Author: Editors of Applesauce Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2021-08-17
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1646431472

For kids and adults alike, be a jester on the go with this pocket-sized book: Pocket Jokes. Never miss a punchline with a whole book of jokes to choose from. Whether you’re a knock-knock joke enthusiast or a dad-joke aficionado, there’s a joke for comedians of all ages. Gift the up-and-coming comedian and punster in your life with on-the-go jokes. Take a world of comedy with you wherever you go with this travel-sized book!

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know
Author: Doogie Horner
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 147
Release: 2010-01-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594744688

The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift! This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including: • The One about the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer • The One about the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom • The One about Father O’Mally’s Sunday Night Bath • The One about the Cowboy and the Lesbian

Jokes Every Woman Should Know

Jokes Every Woman Should Know
Author: Jennifer Worick
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-03-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594746184

This indispensable collection of jokes and quotes by and for funny ladies makes a great gift. This pocket-sized volume contains dozens of hilarious jokes that’ll make any women grin—or groan. Plus the ten worst pick-up lines, tips for delivering jokes, quotations from famous female comedians, a section of jokes for kids, and much, much more, including: · The One about the Sneezing Virgin · The One about the Blind Man in the Nudist Colony · The One about the Tequila Diet · The One about the Buddhist in the Pizza Parlor · And more!

Secretly Inside

Secretly Inside
Author: Hans Warren
Publisher: Terrace Books
Total Pages: 584
Release: 2006
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780299209803

In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.

Lowering the Bar

Lowering the Bar
Author: Marc Galanter
Publisher: Univ of Wisconsin Press
Total Pages: 452
Release: 2006-08-08
Genre: Law
ISBN: 9780299213541

What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.

The Penguin Pocket Book of Etiquette

The Penguin Pocket Book of Etiquette
Author: Pat Lawson-Black
Publisher: Penguin Books
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2001
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 9780141002569

How should you set the table for a formal dinner? When should you conclude a letter with 'Yours faithfully' and when with 'Yours sincerely'? How do you address a Member of Parliament? Who should pay for a business luncheon or dinner?This book is a pocket-sized guide to the fundamental DOs, DONTs and HOW-TOs of life. Births, deaths and marriages; meeting; greeting; grooming; travelling; entertaining; letter-writing; shared living - here is everything you need to know to help you get by in life without offending anyone!