On My Ass

On My Ass
Author: Dean Lou
Publisher: High Plains Press
Total Pages: 219
Release: 2014-06-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781937147068

Author Lou Dean and her riding buddy Jeanne saddled their faithful steeds Jesse James, a donkey, and Tut, an Arabian. They began a month long ride that took them across northern Colorado, to promote non-violence in schools. As they encounter unforeseen challenges along the trail, Lou Dean wrestles with the brokenness of her past and seeks the courage to stay in the saddle.

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me
Author: Lisa Ann Walter
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 222
Release: 2011-05-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 006209064X

Actress and comic Lisa Ann Walter offers a hilarious, star-studded collection of essays encouraging women to laugh at what they can't change, enjoy a guilty pleasure or two, and finally accept the lives and the bodies they're in now. The star of shows like Abbott Elementary and movies like The Parent Trap, Shall We Dance, and Bruce Almighty delivers a warm, wry, honest, and effective exhortation to find happiness where you are, in a serenity prayer for today’s woman that’s perfect for fans of Gretchen Rubin’s The Happiness Project, Valerie Bertinelli’s Losing It and Chelsea Handler’s My Horizontal Life.

Would You Like to Play with My Ass?

Would You Like to Play with My Ass?
Author: Gary Galvin
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2017-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781546423546

This may sound a bit crass, but would you like to play with my ass? My ass is big, my ass is strong, when you play with my ass, you're never wrong... This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. This book will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this book as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever! *You probably should not read this to your children. The must have book for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this book now and start laughing.

I need a new bum

I need a new bum
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1877514578

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

The Ass Book

The Ass Book
Author: Micha Schulze
Publisher: Bruno Gmuender
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Anal sex
ISBN: 9783867875257

Finally a comprehensive guide to a man's second most important sensual organ! Designed for practical use, "The Ass Book" tells you how you and your partner can get more pleasure from your backside. The authors not only provide you with crucial information about anatomy, but give you useful tips to improve your health, fitness, and appearance and of course for better fun down under. Easy-to-understand and written with the gay man in mind, this book is rounded out with advice from experts and interesting sections on the rear in art, literature, and psychology.

I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2019-10-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486844234

The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!

Introducing the Medieval Ass

Introducing the Medieval Ass
Author: Kathryn L. Smithies
Publisher: University of Wales Press
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2020-09-01
Genre: History
ISBN: 1786836238

Introducing the Medieval Ass presents a lucid, accessible, and comprehensive picture of the ass’s enormous socio-economic and cultural significance in the Middle Ages and beyond. In the Middle Ages, the ass became synonymous with human idiocy, a comic figure representing foolish peasants, students too dull to learn, and their asinine teachers. This trope of foolishness was so prevalent that by the eighteenth century the word ‘ass’ had been replaced by ‘donkey’. Economically, the medieval ass was a vital, utilitarian beast of burden, rather like today’s ubiquitous white van; culturally, however, the medieval ass enjoyed a rich, paradoxical reputation. Its hard work was praised, but its obstinacy condemned. It exemplified the good Christian, humbly bearing Christ to Jerusalem, but also represented Sloth, a mortal sin. Its potent sexual reputation – one literary ass had sex with a woman – was simultaneously linked to sterility and, to this day, ‘ass’ and ‘arse’ remain culturally-connected homophones.

My Smelly Ass

My Smelly Ass
Author: Lee Pong Wong
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2018-12-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781999348328

A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old

Justice My Ass!

Justice My Ass!
Author: Fred Kelly Grant
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-11
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781426921797

Collection of experiences working the courts of Maryland and Idaho, Fred Grant and associates demonstrate the need for hard-work combined with humor in the judicial system.

The Man on the Train

The Man on the Train
Author: Wanda Rhodes
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2013-05-10
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 1475966822

Leroy Chester grows up in a small Oklahoma town knowing his mama is sad. She is all he has in the world, and he just wants her to be happy. When he turns eighteen, he embarks on a three-month journey from train to train with the hope of finding the only man she has ever loved. But when he fails and returns home, his mother is nowhere to be found. Two days later, he finds his mothers lifeless body next to the chicken coop, the victim of murder. Left distraught and without answers as to who killed his mama, Leroy drowns his troubles in whiskey. But it is not long before he determines it is Al Jenkins, his mothers ex-boyfriend, who murdered her. After he kills Jenkins in a fit of rage, he flees on the trainonly to meet up with his mothers great love, John. Before he knows it, Leroy ends Johns life too. Now on the run, Leroy lays low until fate leads him to what he hopes is a new beginning in Arkansas. The Man on the Train is the story of one mans journey from childhood into adulthood as he attempts to put a tragic, violent past behind him and start anew.