Oh Crap - I'm 50!

Oh Crap - I'm 50!
Author: Jo Blackwell
Publisher: Jo Blackwell Studio
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2018-07-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9780993034398

How do you feel about growing older? We all know it's better than the alternative, but still, most of us tend to pause around the time of our 50th birthday and reflect. Where have I been? Where am I now? Where am I going? Am I happy? If not, what am I going to do about it? At 49 the author was feeling old, unfit, overweight and irrelevant. Throw in hormonal upheavals, multiple bereavements and a rapidly emptying nest and you have a recipe for personal disaster. Figuring there must be others "out there" who felt confused and fearful about getting older, she started to pour out her heart in a blog that she called project50. What happened next changed her life. A mixture of articles, musings and personal letters, this is a compilation of the best posts. "In the end I've come to the simple conclusion that life is simple. It's about family, friends and community. It's about being useful. It's about having an open heart as well as an open mind. And I've realised that I'm ok, just as I am. Which is really quite important." This is a book to inspire women and to reassure everyone who loves them! Jo Blackwell is a Portrait Photographer and Writer and is the Founder of The Midlife Movement, which exists to help women create their best life in their midlife.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Oh Crap! Potty Training
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2015-06-16
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1501122991

From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Oh Shit I'm 50

Oh Shit I'm 50
Author: Live Forever Live Forever Printing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2018-08-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781724789846

Blank Lined Notebook. 120 White Pages. Funny 50th Birthday Gift.

Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler

Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Gallery Books
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2019-06-04
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1982109734

Real-world, from-the-trenches toddler parenting advice from the author of the bestselling Oh Crap! Potty Training. Toddlers—commonly defined as children aged between two and five years old—can be a horribly misunderstood bunch. What most parents view as bad behavior is in fact just curious behavior. Toddlerdom is the age of individuation, seeking control, and above all, learning how the world works. But this misunderstanding between parents and child can lead to power struggles, tantrums, and even diminished growth and creativity. The recent push of early intellectualism coupled with a desire to “make childhood magical” has created a strange paradox—we have three-year-olds with math and Mandarin tutors who don’t know how to dress themselves and are sitting in their own poop. We are pushing the toddler mind beyond its limit but simultaneously keeping them far below their own natural capabilities. In the frank, funny, and totally authentic Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler, social worker Jamie Glowacki helps parents work through what she considers the five essential components of raising toddlers: —Engaging the toddler mind —Working with the toddler body —Understanding and dealing with the toddler behavior —Creating a good toddler environment —You, the parent Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler is about doing more with less—and bringing real childhood back from the brink of over-scheduled, over-stimulated, helicopter parenting. With her signature down-and-dirty, friend-to-friend advice, Jamie is here to help you experience the joy of parenting again and giving your child—and yourself—the freedom to let them grow at their own pace and become who they are.

Oh Shit. I'm 50

Oh Shit. I'm 50
Author: Journals For Everyone
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-07-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781086101676

This notebook/journal would make a great and original gag gift for someone's special birthday. Surprise them with this 100 pages blank lined notebook for them to fill with their thoughts or aspirations. Stand out by gifting something different and unique, it'd make a great addition to other gift. A perfect and original alternative to a card that would be probably thrown out the following day. This notebook/journal will make a funny and original gift but also very useful. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...

Oh Shit. I'm 50

Oh Shit. I'm 50
Author: Birthday Notebook Quotes Notebook
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-01-17
Genre:
ISBN: 9781661941420

This 60th Birthday Gift / Journal / Diary / Notebook makes an awesome unique birthday card / greeting card idea as a present! This journal is 6 x 9 inches in size with 100 blank lined pages with a wood background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Oh Crap! Potty Training
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2015-06-16
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1501122983

"Toilet-training expert Jamie Glowacki's self-published OH CRAP! POTTY TRAINING has sold more than 40,000 copies and has been the "dirty little secret" of moms on message boards and in parenting groups for years. Now, this proven, 6-step plan (called "the WHAT TO EXPECT of potty training books" for its comprehensive, no-nonsense voice) is available to the general trade audience for the first time"--

No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!, Vol. 10

No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!, Vol. 10
Author: Nico Tanigawa
Publisher: Yen Press LLC
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2017-07-18
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 0316473383

Tomoko's caught in a love triangle...and she doesn't even know it yet! First-year Akari is head-over-heels for Tomoko's kid brother, Tomoki. But thanks to Komi's meddling, Akari thinks she and Tomoko are rivals in love! When the three girls finally get together, the confrontation quickly devolves...into a heated debate about d*cks!

Oh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single

Oh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single
Author: P. A. Brook
Publisher: Rated P Press
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2017-11-17
Genre:
ISBN: 9780998430416

You might think I am a psychiatrist, or perhaps a guy Dear Abby, to write a book about what it's like to be single in your 50s. Nope. I was just single in my 50s. And I needed help. Over time and trial and error of many approaches to dating (and lots of therapy), I began to figure things out. Single-dom in middle-age should not be a death sentence to your sex life or happiness. Think Steve Carell's character from Crazy, Stupid Love--when most men find themselves bald, significantly uncool, and suddenly dumped, they don't have a Ryan Gosling to usher them through this next phase in life. That's where I come in. Oh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single is any man's--and woman's--answer to that first morning of waking up alone. It gets better. Only slightly, but it does. From chapters like "To V Or Not to V" to "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" this guide touches on everything from the little blue pill to dating foreign women to sex toys to menopause with a robust selection of personal stories. "I enjoyed your very authentic honesty and your sense of humor. Having been married three times myself (the third being a keeper), I can empathize with the large group of people you're writing for, both men and women. You're a good storyteller and you offer fair and hard-won advice." -- George "Brook's tongue in cheek guide to after-50 dating packs a wallop of handy tips for the dating weary and dating wary!" -- Kathryn ..".very entertaining. It is information, funny, realistic, and well written. The book is delightful and the endless examples drive home your point time after time." -- Rich

The Sh!t No One Tells You

The Sh!t No One Tells You
Author: Dawn Dais
Publisher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2021-11-09
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1541620771

"Dawn Dais bravely goes where other baby books don't.... She spills the truth about everything from breastfeeding to getting along with your partner post-baby." — Parents Magazine There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she realizes that all the pregnancy well-wishes and baby shower gifts left her profoundly unqualified for the realities of life with a newborn. Who knew there would be so much crying—and how much of that crying would be coming from the mom? Bestselling author Dawn Dais believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the truth about parenting from expectant mothers for fear that if the truth got out, women would (1) stop having babies or (2) stop bringing them home. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—along with hilarious anecdotes, tips, and the encouragement every new mom needs to survive the first year of parenthood. Revised and updated with new chapters offering advice for single moms and tips for partners,The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother’s sleepless nights and poop-filled days.