Nothin' Goes Right the Night Before Christmas

Nothin' Goes Right the Night Before Christmas
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781737495505

In this comedic retelling of the holiday classic, a young Rodney Dangerfield prepares himself for yet another disappointing Christmas when his night is suddenly turned upside down. Will this be the Christmas where Rodney finally gets some respect? Revisit your favorite Rodney Dangerfield one-liners in this charmingly illustrated, read-aloud story that is sure to become a new holiday tradition for fans of all generations.

A Visit from St. Nicholas

A Visit from St. Nicholas
Author: Clement Clarke Moore
Publisher: Boston : Atlantic monthly Press
Total Pages: 20
Release: 1921
Genre: Children's poetry, American
ISBN:

A poem about the visit that Santa Claus pays to the children of the world during the night before every Christmas.

A Pirate's Night Before Christmas

A Pirate's Night Before Christmas
Author: Philip Yates
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2011-12-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1402795629

Young mateys will find plenty of holiday joy in this humorous, colorful, and thoroughly piratical version of the beloved Clement C. Moore classic. On this ship of mischievous brigands—who have visions of treasure chests, not sugarplums, dancing in their heads—you wouldn’t expect a visit from nice St. Nick. Instead, here comes Sir Peggedy, with his peg leg and hook arm, cracking his whip and driving eight giant seahorses: Salty, Scurvy, Sinbad, Mollie, Cutthroat, Cross-Eyes, Roger, and Jolly. Philip Yates’ rollicking rhymes and Sebastià Serra’s sprightly, fun-filled pictures—featuring whimsically multicolored seahorses, stockings hung on the ship’s bowsprit with tar, child-friendly pirates, and a complete treasure map—turn this Christmas perennial into a jubilant celebration!

The Night Nothing Went Right

The Night Nothing Went Right
Author: Justin Johnson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2018-12-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790742042

Grade 1 and Up | Ages 6-12 The List Was Set...Or So They Thought But it seems an elf named Tiny has made a terrible mistake.A mistake that threatens to undo everything Santa has worked for.The Night Nothing Went Right is a fun and fast paced Christmas Adventure that will help get the whole family into the spirit of the Christmas season!Get the ebook FREE with paperback purchase through the Kindle Matchbook Program!kids books, books for kids, Christmas books, fantasy books, books for kids ages 6-8, 7-9, 9-12

Santa's (Zany, Wacky, Just Not Right!) Night Before Christmas

Santa's (Zany, Wacky, Just Not Right!) Night Before Christmas
Author: D K Simoneau
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2014-10-01
Genre: Christmas stories
ISBN: 9781933302188

Santa's (Zany, Wacky, Just Not Right) Night Before Christmas is a whimiscal tale of Santa's jouney through a Christmas Eve that doesn't go as he expects. One small event leads to a series of surprises that change Santa and Christmas as we know it. It's a story to spark the imagination, make kids giggle, and bring a smile even to a grownup's face!

The Dinosaurs' Night Before Christmas

The Dinosaurs' Night Before Christmas
Author: Anne Muecke
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2008-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780811863223

Every Christmas Eve, the dinosaur fossils in the museum come to life to sing, dance, eat gingerbread, and celebrate.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: RH Childrens Books
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2013-10-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0385372035

Get in on the Christmas cheer with Dr. Seuss’s iconic holiday classic starring the Grinch and Cindy-Lou Who—guaranteed to grow your heart three sizes! Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot...but the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT! Not since “’Twas the night before Christmas” has the beginning of a Christmas tale been so instantly recognizable. From the Grinch and his dog, Max, to Cindy-Lou and all the residents of Who-ville, this heartwarming story about the effects of the Christmas spirit will warm even the coldest and smallest of hearts. Like mistletoe, candy canes, and caroling, the Grinch is a mainstay of the holidays, and his story is perfect for readers young and old.

The Purpose of Christmas

The Purpose of Christmas
Author: Rick Warren
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2012-12-11
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1471108449

In his powerful yet compassionate voice, Pastor Rick Warren tells the most wonderful story of all - the story of God come to earth in the form of a human infant. Warren goes back to that day long ago when the baby Jesus was born in the manger. In this clarion call to 'remember the reason for the season', readers are taken back in time to the simple origins of a baby who changed history forever. Warren gives readers an intimate look into his family heritage as he shares the fifty-year-old Warren Christmas tradition of having a birthday party for Jesus. Through stirring imagery and compelling insights, this book celebrates the significance and promise of this cherished holiday.

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the Night Before Christmas
Author: Ellie O'Ryan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780448449753

The Super Readers are on a special mission to find out why Santa Claus visits children on Christmas Eve. To find the answer, they fly into the classic story Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Dads Be Like

Dads Be Like
Author: Trey Kennedy
Publisher:
Total Pages: 168
Release: 2018-11-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9780578414836

Dads and dad jokes have been as much of an inseparable reality as Kardashians and athletes. Dads love trying to be funny. Emphasis on trying. I think it's time for an update. Starting on the Vine app in 2014, I posted my first dad video that went on to surpass 50 million views. I have been creating content online ever since with my dad character prominently featured. It has garnered hundreds of millions of views amongst several dozen different videos posted across social media. Taking the classic corny dad stereotype we all know and love, I "milliennialized" it through video. And now I'm doing it Christmas style through my first book. I hope you like it. If you don't, well then at least recycle it, Ebenezer. So as you turn the page to begin this Christmas edition dad book, may your reading be merry and bright. After all, 'tis the season to be swaggy.