Nobody Asked You: More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash

Nobody Asked You: More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash
Author: Color Naughty
Publisher:
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2019-09-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781690627227

Enjoy this saucy and salty sequel to Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash. Fifty unique grayscale vintage illustrations, each with a salty and sassy phrase, are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or just enjoying as is. Perfect for anyone who enjoys swearing humor. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch you know and love. Phrases include: Stay Out Of My Shit Stop Talking Listen To My Opinions Go Polish Your Crocs Just Queenin' Interest Level Zero Kindly F*ck Off Girl Squad Sorry For Nothing You Fabulous Bitch A Cup Of Chic Think Harder MotherF*cker Level Up I'm Not A Look, I'm A Feeling Good Vibes Do Not F*ck With Me Today Fly As F*ck Don't Hold Your Breath Eat Sh*t I'm Living For It Game On Bitches High Key Emotional Nobody Asked You Shut It Slutbag You Olde F*cker Adulting is Shit It's Called Finesse Asshole 100% Trash Salutations Motherf*cker Thank U, Next Please Leave Grab your copy now! ******************************************************************* And, be sure to look for all Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration coloring books: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash F*ck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals: A Scornful Swearing Adult Coloring Book An Old Fashioned Merry F**king Christmas: A Swearing Adult Coloring Book for the Holidays Share your embellished artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks

Vintage Shade: Salty Classic Ladies

Vintage Shade: Salty Classic Ladies
Author: Color Naughty
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-03-03
Genre:
ISBN:

The perfect gift for your best bitch. Classic illustrations paired with salty phrases make this coloring book the best gift for yourself or a friend. 50 gorgeous grayscale images on white paper (8" x 10") are paired with lovely writing are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or enjoying just as they are. This coloring book is for anyone who enjoys salty language. Phrases include: Tits up Ladies I didn't do shit today And there goes the last fuck I gave If you're going to be salty, bring Tequila Shit's about to get fancy Kindly, fuck off I am not anti-social, I'm pro-me Oh honey, No Please fuck off. See? I can be polite. Respect my alone time. This is an unbelievable amount of bullshit. Try harder asshole. Bitch, not today. Housework is shit. Bitch, I came to slay. 100% That Bitch and more... Share your artwork on instagram: #vintageshade or tag @colormenaughtybooks Check out Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration collection: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash Nobody Asked You: More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash Fuck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals An Old Fashioned Merry Fucking Christmas

Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls

Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls
Author: Jes Baker
Publisher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2015-10-27
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1580055826

Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls is a manifesto and call to arms for women of all sizes and ages. With smart and spirited eloquence, veteran blogger Jes Baker calls on women to be proud of their bodies, fight against fat-shaming, and embrace a body-positive worldview to change public perceptions and help women maintain mental health. With the same straightforward tone that catapulted her to national attention when she wrote a public letter addressing the sexist comments of Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, Jes shares personal experiences along with in-depth research in a way that is approachable, digestible, and empowering. Featuring notable guest authors, Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls is an invitation for all women to reject fat prejudice, learn to love their bodies, and join the most progressive, and life-changing revolution there is: the movement to change the world by loving their bodies.

Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash

Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash
Author: Color Naughty
Publisher:
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2019-04-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095588628

These Salty Bitches are old and they're pissed. Add some color or just enjoy these vintage ladies talking trash and throwing shade. Do you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? Love vintage illustrations of women? Then this book is for you. 55 DETAILED ILLUSTRATIONS Phrases include: Rise and Shine Bitches Bitch don't kill my vibe Time to do some soul crushing No bra club I'd agree with you but then we'd both me wrong Bad bitch #1 Excuse me, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit Simmer down sluts Basic Bitch And many more. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch that you love. This adult coloring book can be embellished with color or left alone because the illustrations are rich with detail. Fifty-five gorgeous vintage images are included in this book. Suitable for coloring with colored pencil. Share your artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks

Wow, No Thank You.

Wow, No Thank You.
Author: Samantha Irby
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 338
Release: 2020-03-31
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0525563490

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

Home Comforts

Home Comforts
Author: Cheryl Mendelson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 900
Release: 2005-05-17
Genre: House & Home
ISBN: 0743272862

A classic bestselling resource for every household, Home Comforts helps you manage everyday chores, find creative solutions to domestic dilemmas, and enhance the experience of life at home. “Home Comforts is to the house what Joy of Cooking is to food.” —USA TODAY Home Comforts is an engaging and comprehensive book about housekeeping. It is a lively and readable guide for both beginners and experts in all the domestic arts. From keeping surfaces free of germs, watering plants, removing stains, folding a fitted sheet, cleaning china, tuning a piano, lighting a fire, setting the dining room table—this guide covers everything that people might want to do for themselves in their homes. Further topics include: making up a bed with hospital corners, expert recommendations for safe food storage, reading care labels (and sometimes carefully disregarding them), keeping your home free of dust mites and other allergens, this is a practical, good-humored, philosophical guidebook to the art and science of household management.

The Last Whisper in the Dark

The Last Whisper in the Dark
Author: Tom Piccirilli
Publisher: Bantam
Total Pages: 337
Release: 2013-07-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0345529014

Professional thief Terrier Rand hasn’t gotten caught yet. It’s only his conscience chasing at his heels. In the follow-up to Tom Piccirilli’s acclaimed novel The Last Kind Words, prodigal thief Terrier Rand has come home to the family that has lawbreaking in its blood. With generations of Rands keeping secrets from the outside world—not to mention from one another—Terry is sure of one thing: He owes it to the woman he loved and lost to make sure her husband stays alive. Kimmy’s husband, Terry’s old friend Chub, hasn’t been seen since he supplied a getaway car for a heist that went wrong. When Terry investigates the ominous disappearance, he discovers that Chub was involved with a strange, violent gang of heavy hitters—guys who don’t take kindly to Terry asking questions. But before Terry can find his friend, a curvaceous divorcée takes him for a walk on the wild side, estranged relatives pull him into their horror movie empire, his sister Dale sets her sights on Hollywood after scoring a hit viral video, and his own uncle recruits Terry to rip off his partner. In a world of larceny, grift, and fraud, no amount of loyalty—to friends, wives, or lovers—can compete with the Rand family drama. Terry just wants to bring Chub home to his wife and child. Instead, he’s dodging mobsters, moguls, and murderers . . . and the truth about one crime of his own. The Last Whisper in the Dark takes readers on a wild, rollicking ride with an eclectic crowd of fascinating characters—from a well-mannered killer who drives needles into his victims’ brains to a young gangster struggling to live up to his father’s expectations. Bonds of honor, bonds of blood, and betrayals of both make this the most powerful read yet from the heralded Tom Piccirilli. Praise for Tom Piccirilli’s The Last Kind Words “Perfect crime fiction . . . a convincing world, a cast of compelling characters, and above all a great story.”—Lee Child “A crime noir mystery as hard-boiled as any in recent memory, recalling the work of Chandler, Pelecanos and Connelly . . . Readers will be pinned to their seats until the last page is turned.”—Bookreporter “At once a dark and brooding page-turner and a heartfelt tale about the ties that bind.”—Lisa Unger, New York Times bestselling author of Heartbroken “[A] caustic thriller . . . The characters have strong voices and bristle with funny quirks.”—The New York Times Book Review “[Piccirilli] deserves a breakout novel and this just might be it.”—Booklist (starred review) “For the first time since The Godfather, a family of criminals has stolen my heart. This is a brilliant mix of love and violence, charm and corruption. I loved it.”—Nancy Pickard, bestselling author of The Scent of Rain and Lightning

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes
Author: Eric LaRocca
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2022-09-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1803361506

"Amongst the Top 50 Horror Books of All Time" - Cosmopolitan Three dark and disturbing horror stories from an astonishing new voice, including the viral-sensation tale of obsession, Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke. For fans of Kathe Koja, Clive Barker and Stephen Graham Jones. Winner of the Splatterpunk Award for Best Novella. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s—a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. A couple isolate themselves on a remote island in an attempt to recover from their teenage son’s death, when a mysterious young man knocks on their door during a storm… And a man confronts his neighbour when he discovers a strange object in his back yard, only to be drawn into an ever-more dangerous game. Three devastating, beautifully written horror stories from one of the genre’s most cutting-edge voices. What have you done today to deserve your eyes?

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 197
Release: 2016-09-13
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 006245773X

#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Author: Shirley Jackson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 188
Release: 1962
Genre: Castles
ISBN:

We Have Always Lived in the Castle is a deliciously unsettling novel about a perverse, isolated, and possibly murderous family and the struggle that ensues when a cousin arrives at their estate.