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| Author | : Raj Haldar |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 43 |
| Release | : 2020-11-10 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1728239265 |
A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup
| Author | : Raj Haldar |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 35 |
| Release | : 2018-11-13 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1492695335 |
A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
| Author | : Sonia Manzano |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 38 |
| Release | : 2007-05-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1416938389 |
When Iris, her family, and the neighbors take a trip to Enchanted Lake, everyone brings what they think is needed, but the family dog turns out to present a problem.
| Author | : Cirocco Dunlap |
| Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 17 |
| Release | : 2017-06-06 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0399550631 |
*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.
| Author | : B. J. Novak |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 49 |
| Release | : 2014-09-30 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0803741715 |
A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion! You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)
| Author | : Bill Wallace |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 228 |
| Release | : 2005-06 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 141690381X |
After losing her family's beloved horse, Kristine decides that she will never have another pet. When her father surprises her with a new puppy, Kristine learns to to take a chance and open her heart again in this latest novel by the beloved author of "Red Dog."
| Author | : David Shannon |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2006-02 |
| Genre | : Children's stories |
| ISBN | : 9780439954525 |
Have you met David yet? If not, you're in for a treat . . . and children will be tickled pink by his antics and amusing scrapes. See what happens to David in a typical day at home. He doesn't mean to misbehave, but somehow he just can't help but get into trouble Amusing matching of picture and text will have children laughing out loud and happy to read and re-read the story for a long time to come.
| Author | : Gregory Hartley |
| Publisher | : Red Wheel/Weiser |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2007-01-01 |
| Genre | : Self-Help |
| ISBN | : 1564149412 |
Presents an efficient method for reading body language in first encounters, daily encounters, and even watching the news, explaining how the messages and emotions that people are really sending can be spotted and interpreted.
| Author | : Gregory Hartley |
| Publisher | : ReadHowYouWant.com |
| Total Pages | : 330 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 142709554X |
I can read you like a book: how to spot the messages and emotions people are really sending with their body language.
| Author | : Mano Paul |
| Publisher | : CRC Press |
| Total Pages | : 442 |
| Release | : 2016-04-19 |
| Genre | : Business & Economics |
| ISBN | : 1498759939 |
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