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| Author | : Sarah Philpott |
| Publisher | : Broadstreet Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2017-10 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 9781424555277 |
Close to one in four American women experience the silent grief of pregnancy loss. Loved Baby offers much-needed support to women in the middle of psychological and physiological grief as a result of losing an unborn child.
| Author | : Honey Badger Coloring |
| Publisher | : Honey Badger Coloring |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2017-09-12 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781640011168 |
| Author | : Hannah Caner |
| Publisher | : Castle Point Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2016-04-26 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781250119919 |
Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
| Author | : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 72 |
| Release | : 2016-05-15 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781533270771 |
REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
| Author | : Adam Mansbach |
| Publisher | : Akashic Books |
| Total Pages | : 18 |
| Release | : 2011-06-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1453271023 |
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
| Author | : Holly Pierlot |
| Publisher | : Sophia Institute Press |
| Total Pages | : 221 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1928832415 |
With the help of your own rule, you can get control of your household, grow closer to God, come to love your husband more, and raise up good Christian children.
| Author | : Leslie Anne Bruce |
| Publisher | : Seal Press |
| Total Pages | : 238 |
| Release | : 2019-09-10 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1580058914 |
A much-needed voice of encouragement for every woman who had a baby and lost her mind Sometimes, motherhood feels never-ending. A child is born, chaos ensues, and it seems like life will never return to normal. In You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom, award-winning journalist and Instagram star Leslie Anne Bruce acknowledges that, yes, motherhood is a total mind f*ck—but then she offers the self-empowerment lessons new mothers need to get through the psychic upheaval and emerge stronger than ever. After childbirth, a woman's body, her relationships, and her very sense of self are tested like never before. Bruce encourages readers to look past the sugarcoated truisms about the miracles of child-rearing in order to embrace the real joys of motherhood, spit-up stains and all. Loaded with unfettered support from a mom who has been through it all, You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom offers a lifeline of encouragement, inspiration, and community for the new mama who got a baby, lost her mind, and desperately wants to find herself again.
| Author | : Glenn Boozan |
| Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 65 |
| Release | : 2022-03-29 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1523515643 |
A rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.
| Author | : Adult Coloring Books |
| Publisher | : Tip Top Education |
| Total Pages | : 104 |
| Release | : 2016-06-23 |
| Genre | : Games |
| ISBN | : 9781940282862 |
Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
| Author | : Corrina Spelts |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2017-08 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781974189410 |
This coloring book was created with mom in mind. It is a perfect way to relax and unwind and offers a sense of humor within the pages. Color all those things that make you sound like a broken record as well as all those things that you think but don't say. Mommy's Fucking Tired contains 40 single sided designs that every mom can relate to. Designs range from simple to complex and will provide hours of entertainment and relaxation. Grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, markers, crayons, pencils and relax. See more titles by Corrina Spelts available on Amazon.com
