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| Author | : Jason Herbert |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 86 |
| Release | : 2019-08-19 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781687224095 |
Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.
| Author | : Zoe Foster Blake |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2020-01-14 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1524791903 |
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
| Author | : Claire Shepherd |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 110 |
| Release | : 2020-01-29 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Never Trust A Fart Book is a cool funny Never Trust A Fart Joke Gifts Notebook, Farting Joke Gifts for fart humor lovers! Get yours today! Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Lined Pages: 110
| Author | : Scott A. Sorensen |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 162 |
| Release | : 2013-11-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0762454466 |
The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
| Author | : James Carlisle |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 102 |
| Release | : 2016-11-21 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781684182015 |
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
| Author | : Todd Strauss-Schulson |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2023-02-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1614297827 |
"Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
| Author | : Marty Kelley |
| Publisher | : Union Square & Co. |
| Total Pages | : 31 |
| Release | : 2020-02-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1454941480 |
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
| Author | : Roger Angell |
| Publisher | : Anchor |
| Total Pages | : 321 |
| Release | : 2016-10-18 |
| Genre | : Literary Collections |
| ISBN | : 1101971398 |
Roger Angell, the acclaimed New Yorker writer and editor, steps up with a selection of writings that celebrate a view from the tenth decade of an engaged, vibrant life. Whether it’s a Fourth of July in rural Maine, the opening game of the 2015 World Series, editorial exchanges with John Updike, a letter to a son, or his award-winning essay on aging, “This Old Man,” what links the pieces is Angell’s unique perceptions and humor, his utter absence of self-pity, and his appreciation of friends and colleagues encountered over a fruitful career unlike any other.
| Author | : Aaron Reynolds |
| Publisher | : Roaring Brook Press |
| Total Pages | : 233 |
| Release | : 2021-02-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250206391 |
“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.
| Author | : Josh Richman |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 102 |
| Release | : 2007-05-03 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 9780811857826 |
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
