The Naughty List

The Naughty List
Author: Michael Fry
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2015-09-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062354760

"A great story, lively drawings, and a cast of unforgettable characters. What else could you want for Christmas? The Naughty List is a book for all seasons!" —Lincoln Peirce, bestselling author of the Big Nate series "Will keep kids laughing from start to finish." —Publishers Weekly Fans of the Big Nate and Diary of a Wimpy Kid series will love this laugh-out-loud funny Christmas adventure packed with comic illustrations. When Bobbie's hilariously bumbling efforts to save her brother's Christmas actually land him on Santa's Naughty List, she must travel to the North Pole to make things right again and save Christmas. Bobbie suddenly finds herself on an epic holiday adventure complete with rogue elves, dysfunctional reindeer, a lazy Santa, and more.

The Naughty List Redemption

The Naughty List Redemption
Author: StoryBuddiesPlay
Publisher: StoryBuddiesPlay
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2024-10-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

In "The Naughty List Redemption," young Max discovers he’s at the top of Santa’s Naughty List and realizes he must change his ways before Christmas arrives. Teaming up with his friend Lily, Max embarks on a heartwarming adventure filled with mischievous antics, thoughtful acts of kindness, and unexpected friendships. From helping neighbors in need to organizing a festive community party, Max learns that true redemption comes from the heart. Will he prove that he deserves a place on the Nice List, or will he remain a naughty boy forever? Join Max on this enchanting journey of growth and discovery that will remind readers of the true spirit of Christmas. Naughty List, Christmas redemption, children's holiday book, kindness, friendship, Christmas spirit, holiday adventure, Max and Lily, festive storytelling, holiday transformation

Making the Ogre's Naughty List

Making the Ogre's Naughty List
Author: Brynn Paulin
Publisher: Supernova Indie Publishing Services LLC
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2022-12-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1623444365

Good girl no more! This year, I’m making the naughty list. It’s a good plan until I step a little too far out of line. My boss, an actual ogre, sweeps me in to show me the error of my ways. Next thing I know, he's taken me to his lair for reparations. Might I mention, that lair is not anywhere you can hop a plane to visit or grab a train to flee from. Nope. I find myself in a whole other world I never dreamed of. Suddenly, I'm a prisoner of the ogre who’s the keeper of Santa’s naughty list. Who knew my boss had a side gig? Now, he’s ready to teach me my lesson. He’s determined to show me the error of my ways with unspeakable pleasure. He’s the one who’s in error. I’m staying right where I am on the naughty list and in his bed.

Naughty Appetites

Naughty Appetites
Author: Nicole Austin
Publisher: Naughty Literati
Total Pages: 387
Release: 2019-10-11
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1393179894

This collection of recipes is our gift to you. Delicious treats from the naughty kitchen including breakfasts, cocktails and drinks, appetizers, soups, entrees, sauces and breads, side dishes and desserts. Have a naughty good time creating all our delicious concoctions! Bonus: Read excerpts from Naughty Literati's upcoming boxed sets inside!

Dead List

Dead List
Author: Jesse Sprague
Publisher: Jesse Sprague
Total Pages: 47
Release: 2022-12-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Santa’s making a list A Dead List Dr. Harris’ infamous psychiatric patient, Fiona, harbors some disturbing ideas about Christmas and Santa’s lists: The Naughty List, the Nice List, and the Dead List. But when his twisted client requests he look at a few stories, Dr. Harris sees no harm in humoring her. One after another, he reads the stories and becomes increasingly disturbed by what he finds: Too Much to Ask: Holly’s job is killer. Even getting the day off for Christmas may end up being too much to ask. Playing Santa: Naomi envisions a perfect Christmas for her children, but sometimes the harder we try, the worse things get. Red Shoes: It’s a dirty, dirty world and Starla simply wants to clean it up. Previous Tenant: Some places are cursed. Maybe some people are too. But the most gruesome story may be the one that Fiona and Dr. Harris are in the middle of acting out. Read this collection of dark, disturbing, and delightful tales… if you dare!

The Complete Richard Dick Mysteries

The Complete Richard Dick Mysteries
Author: Wade J. McMahan
Publisher: Untreed Reads
Total Pages: 81
Release: 2014-02-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1611876656

From werewolves to witches, vampires to Santa Claus, private investigator Richard Dick has seen it all. From the warped mind of author Wade J. McMahan comes the most hilarious, pun-riddled tales of mystery and deceit ever to grace the virtual pages of an ebook. For the first time, all of the original Richard Dick mysteries are gathered together in one volume. These include: "Bite This!" "Fanged" "Naughty or Nice?" "The Lincoln Park Horror" "Witches Witch?

Fat & Funny

Fat & Funny
Author: Michael Supe Granda
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2022-06-22
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1665554517

“Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.

School Library Storytime

School Library Storytime
Author: Brenda S. Copeland
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2013-04-23
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1610692039

This book is an invaluable resource for school library aides who conduct storytime activities, providing everything from instruction on how to read to children to a week-by-week read aloud curriculum for the entire school year. School Library Storytime: Just the Basics is the perfect resource for library aides, paraprofessionals, or other library staff who conduct storytime in a school library media center. It provides all of the essential information, materials, and step-by-step guidance needed to facilitate these all-important events for children in kindergarten through second grade, allowing library staff without previous training or experience to get started with confidence. The fifth title in the highly regarded Just the Basics series, this book starts with an introduction, followed by explanations of how to read aloud and tips for managing and working with children in the primary grades. The authors suggest specific picture books that tie into school year-based themes and supply materials that can be used as listed or easily modified to meet the individual library's needs. Event-specific lessons are supplied for many weeks within the school year, making this title one that educators will rely on for storytime ideas from September through May.

How the Movies Saved Christmas

How the Movies Saved Christmas
Author: William D. Crump
Publisher: McFarland
Total Pages: 355
Release: 2017-03-29
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1476627703

Santa Claus is in trouble! Who will save Christmas? This A-to-Z guide to holiday films, television movies and series specials provides cast, credits, production information and commentary for 228 cinema Christmases that were almost ruined by villains, monsters, spirits, secularism, greed, misanthropy or elf error--but were saved by helpful animals, magic snowmen, selfless children or compassionate understanding. Reviews and references are included.

Scala Functional Programming Patterns

Scala Functional Programming Patterns
Author: Atul S. Khot
Publisher: Packt Publishing Ltd
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2015-12-29
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 1783985852

Grok and perform effective functional programming in Scala About This Book Understand functional programming patterns by comparing them with the traditional object-oriented design patterns Write robust, safer, and better code using the declarative programming paradigm An illustrative guide for programmers to create functional programming patterns with Scala Who This Book Is For If you have done Java programming before and have a basic knowledge of Scala and its syntax, then this book is an ideal choice to help you to understand the context, the traditional design pattern applicable, and the Scala way. Having previous knowledge of design patterns will help, though it is not strictly necessary. What You Will Learn Get to know about functional programming and the value Scala's FP idioms bring to the table Solve day-to-day programming problems using functional programming idioms Cut down the boiler-plate and express patterns simply and elegantly using Scala's concise syntax Tame system complexity by reducing the moving parts Write easier to reason about concurrent code using the actor paradigm and the Akka library Apply recursive thinking and understand how to create solutions without mutation Reuse existing code to compose new behavior Combine the object-oriented and functional programming approaches for effective programming using Scala In Detail Scala is used to construct elegant class hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility and to implement their behavior using higher-order functions. Its functional programming (FP) features are a boon to help you design “easy to reason about” systems to control the growing software complexities. Knowing how and where to apply the many Scala techniques is challenging. Looking at Scala best practices in the context of what you already know helps you grasp these concepts quickly, and helps you see where and why to use them. This book begins with the rationale behind patterns to help you understand where and why each pattern is applied. You will discover what tail recursion brings to your table and will get an understanding of how to create solutions without mutations. We then explain the concept of memorization and infinite sequences for on-demand computation. Further, the book takes you through Scala's stackable traits and dependency injection, a popular technique to produce loosely-coupled software systems. You will also explore how to currying favors to your code and how to simplify it by de-construction via pattern matching. We also show you how to do pipeline transformations using higher order functions such as the pipes and filters pattern. Then we guide you through the increasing importance of concurrent programming and the pitfalls of traditional code concurrency. Lastly, the book takes a paradigm shift to show you the different techniques that functional programming brings to your plate. This book is an invaluable source to help you understand and perform functional programming and solve common programming problems using Scala's programming patterns. Style and approach This is a hands-on guide to Scala's game-changing features for programming. It is filled with many code examples and figures that illustrate various Scala idioms and best practices.