Naughty Disney Jokes
| Author | : Peter Crumpton |
| Publisher | : PeteyRF Creative |
| Total Pages | : 51 |
| Release | : 2015-03-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Naughty Disney Jokes
Naughty Disney
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Naughty Disney
| Author | : Susan O'Reilly |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2016-04-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781532911996 |
rreverent Disney rhymesNaughty RhymesIt was such fun to be boldthese are rhymes for the oldbeloved characters rewrittenwith me you may not be smittenI make no apologyeach one was written with gleeCover is a scribble of mine x
Desperate Measures
| Author | : Katee Robert |
| Publisher | : Trinkets and Tales LLC |
| Total Pages | : 200 |
| Release | : 2020-12-09 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1532398034 |
Once upon a time, I was a princess in a tower. One night, and my entire life went up in flames. All because of him. Jafar. As my world burned down around me, he offered me a choice. Walk away with nothing but my freedom… Or rise to his challenge and win my fortune back. I bargained. I lost. Now Jafar owns me, body and soul. Even as my mind rails against his rules, my body loves the punishments he deals out when I break them. But a gilded cage is still a prison, I’ll do anything to obtain my freedom. Even betray the man I’m falling for. In DESPERATE MEASURES, you’ll find: -> Enemies to lovers -> Captive Heroine -> Kinky Roleplay -> Daddy/baby girl -> Alpha hero
The Dark Side of Disney
| Author | : Leonard Kinsey |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 172 |
| Release | : 2011 |
| Genre | : Travel |
| ISBN | : 9780615506135 |
THE DARK SIDE OF DISNEY reveals all of the tips, tricks, scams, and stories that THEY don't want you to know about! Unabashedly unafraid of offending the family-oriented audiences catered to by other Disney travel guides, author Leonard Kinsey gives intrepid travelers access to the seamy, raunchy, and often hilarious underbelly of Walt Disney World.From cautionary tales of scoring illegal tickets, to thrilling accounts of exploring off-limits areas, to chronicles of drug-induced debauchery, this completely unauthorized guidebook will change the way you think about vacationing at "The Happiest Place on Earth"."Pack the trunks and leave the kids at Grandma's because THE DARK SIDE is about to make your next Disney vacation the best one ever!" -Chris Mitchell, author of CAST MEMBER CONFIDENTIAL
Dark Rides
| Author | : Blu Carson |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 198 |
| Release | : 2014-12-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780991007943 |
DARK RIDES is an erotic journey of sexual adventures, and a tribute to the world of fantasy created by the Parks and Resorts of Walt Disney World. Blu Carson's lifelong love of Disney led her down a path of naughtiness in The Most Magical Place on Earth. Along with a few special friends, she made all of her dreams come true in her favorite locations around The World. Whether it was the Monorail, The Pirates of the Caribbean, or The Adventurers Club, lust and laughter flourished. In the spirit of adult relaxation, each DARK RIDES adventure includes a themed drink pairing with recipe. Sip on a Monorail Pink or a Kungaloosh, and enjoy your favorite DARK RIDES!
Little Man of Disneyland (Disney Classic)
| Author | : RH Disney |
| Publisher | : Golden/Disney |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2015-07-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0736436189 |
This imaginative Little Golden Book, originally published in 1955, tells the story of the creation of Disneyland and the little man who lives there. Boys and girls ages 2 to 5 will love joining Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck as they meet little Patrick Begorra. Great for Disney fans, theme park enthusiasts, and Little Golden Book collectors of all ages!
Oops!
| Author | : Matteo Molinari |
| Publisher | : Citadel Press |
| Total Pages | : 290 |
| Release | : 2002 |
| Genre | : Performing Arts |
| ISBN | : 9780806523194 |
Almost every film, even the classics, contains blunders and gaffes -- and this compendium of thousands of amusing mistakes will turn every reader into an informed goof sleuth and provide hours of entertainment. Each entry lists title, credits, plot, bloopers, nonbloopers (mistakenly reported errors), questions (oddities), and fun facts. Bloopers range from the hilariously obvious to the picayune; each described and keyed to the timer on a video player for easy locating. Here's a sample: -- From Casablanca (1942): An indignant Lazlo (Paul Henreid) asks the band to play "La Marsellaise" and the music erupts from the trumpets before they actually reach the players' mouths. (01:12) -- From Pretty Woman (1990): Vivian (Julia Roberts) is having breakfast; she grabs a croissant and nibbles it. A few shots later, she holds a pancake. (00:30) -- From Titanic (1997): As Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) goes to the rich folks' dinner, a waiter opens a beautiful door -- that reflects the image of a steadycam operator. (00:56) -- From The Courage of Lassie (1946), with Elizabeth Taylor as Kathie Merrick. Just one problem -- in the movie, the dog is called Bill.
The Dirty Book Club
| Author | : Lisi Harrison |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2017-10-10 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1451695977 |
Four women bond over naughty bestsellers and the shocking letters they inherited from the original members of the Dirty Book Club. As they open up, they learn that friendship might just be the key to rewriting their own stories: all they needed was to find each other first.--
Dear Valued Customer: You Are a Loser
| Author | : Rick Broadhead |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 342 |
| Release | : 2011-05-13 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1449413129 |
To err is human. To really screw things up takes modern technology. To enjoy reading about the misfortunes of others at the hands of technology...all it takes is this book! In addition to being one of the country's leading technology experts (he's co-authored more than 30 books), Rick Broadhead has had a life-long predilection for stories of the strange-but-true genre. In Dear Valued Customer: You are a Loser, he combines his two abiding passions to present an exhaustive, fascinating, and hysterical collection of technologically enabled blunders, bloopers, and mishaps. Have you heard the story about the bank in Chicago whose computer made overnight multi-millionaires out of hundreds of its account holders? How about the man in California who was informed that he owed 39 trillion dollars in overdue library fines? Or the woman in New York state who claimed she was seeing the names of dead people on her caller-ID box? The Most "F" words in a Disney movie, The Most Embarrassing Open Mike Gaffe by a Politician, The Strangest Discovery by an Airport Metal Detector (a woman discovered she had a surgical retractor in her stomach)..;.these and more than one hundred other bizarre stories will definitely keep readers uproariously enthralled.
