My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!

My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2013-09-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062206842

With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! It's Christmas, and you know what that means! Santa Claus is coming to town! Or at least to the local mall. But what happens when kid rapper Cray-Z gives a Christmas concert at the same mall and all his fans go bananas? One thing's for sure—if A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School want to save the day, they will need a Christmas miracle. Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Christmas special you won’t want to miss!

Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!

Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2013
Genre: Christmas stories
ISBN: 9780545640121

"A. J. and his friends from Ella Mentry School are in for a weird Christmas surprise when they head to the local mall to see Santa Claus"--

Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2015-01-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781484444054

It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: wh

We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781536461084

In honor of Presidents' Day, A.J. and Andrea are going to represent Ella Mentry in the ultimate Presidents' Day Challenge against Dirk School. The winning school will get bragging rights, a free trip to an amusement park, and one top secret prize. Th

Deck the Walls

Deck the Walls
Author: Erin Dealey
Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2013-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1627530460

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la la. How wonderful the old carol sounds. A vision of warm family gatherings peacefully celebrating the holiday season comes to mind. But wait, this doesn’t sound like a peaceful family get-together. What is happening here? Deck the walls with mashed potatoes! Fa la la la la la la la la. Make a snowman with tomatoes. Fa la la la la la la la la. Author Erin Dealey has taken the old holiday classic and turned it on its head. In her riotous, raucous rendition of a family meal gone hilariously awry, you’ll find food hockey, vegetable sculptures, crashing dishes, and grown-ups wondering what has gone wrong. From “Feed the dog our peas and carrots” to “Food tastes better when you wear it,” readers young and old will never forget this new take on an old holiday carol!

Ms. Coco Is Loco!

Ms. Coco Is Loco!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: My Weird School
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2007-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781417774289

For use in schools and libraries only. Teachers and students will enjoy this early chapter book series about A.J., a boy who hates school, and his weird experiences at school with his unpredictable teachers.

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
Author: David Foster Wallace
Publisher: Back Bay Books
Total Pages: 546
Release: 2009-11-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0316090522

These widely acclaimed essays from the author of Infinite Jest -- on television, tennis, cruise ships, and more -- established David Foster Wallace as one of the preeminent essayists of his generation. In this exuberantly praised book -- a collection of seven pieces on subjects ranging from television to tennis, from the Illinois State Fair to the films of David Lynch, from postmodern literary theory to the supposed fun of traveling aboard a Caribbean luxury cruiseliner -- David Foster Wallace brings to nonfiction the same curiosity, hilarity, and exhilarating verbal facility that has delighted readers of his fiction, including the bestselling Infinite Jest.

Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2007-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781536432800

It's Thanksgiving! A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But he's not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz! Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principal's job?

Miss Small Is Off the Wall!

Miss Small Is Off the Wall!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2005
Genre:
ISBN: 9781536433906

A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.

Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2014
Genre:
ISBN: 9781484449011

A hurricane ends A.J.'s vacation in Bermuda early and forces him and his family to stay at Andrea's house, where he fights with Andrea and has to go back-to-school shopping. Then their parents send them to the weirdest day camp ever.