Poop Log Book: Handy Stool Tracker

Poop Log Book: Handy Stool Tracker
Author: Moonlight Books
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2019-02-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781797923314

A Poo Log Book Diary Information is everything, your poop can inform you on your current level of health. This stool log book is beneficial for those experiencing gastrointestinal discomfort and on a journey to finding relief. A great benefit to review with your doctor in creating a long term plan for better health. Book Features: - Includes Bristol Stool Chart - Daily Food Log & Stool Log Book Dimensions 6x9 Paperback Glossy Protective Cover Crisp White Writing Pages

The Poop Diaries

The Poop Diaries
Author: Abby Ross
Publisher: Black Rose Writing
Total Pages: 235
Release: 2020-02-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1684334268

They come into our homes. They see us in our most fragile moments. Plumbers are a fixture in our lives. When a toilet clogs, a faucet leaks, or a sewer line plugs, we call those unsung heroes, desperately seeking help. They scoop out our poop and pull underwear, toothbrushes and cotton balls out of our toilets, doing whatever it takes to get the job done. On a late Wednesday evening, after my toilet clogged, I asked our plumber to share his top five “greatest hits.” The stories were so hilarious, I had to share them with the world. The Poop Diaries features true stories told by my plumber, and many other plumbers, about the most memorable service jobs they have worked on and most unique people they have helped. Whether it’s nudity, rats, fake vaginas, dildos, snakes, weapons and so much more, these plumbers have seen and smelled it all.

My Rainbow Unicorn Poop Journal (HB)

My Rainbow Unicorn Poop Journal (HB)
Author: Emma Adams
Publisher:
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2019-09-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781407199184

With a squishy rainbow poop on the cover, if you love squishies and unicorns then thisis the journal for you! From the bestselling creators of Unicorn and the Rainbow Poopcomes this perfectly cute journalfilled with fun activities, cute tasksand of course... UNICORNS! With a gorgeousand super-squidgy squishyon thecover, children will lovethis fabulously fun journal.

Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops
Author: Taro Gomi
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2020-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1797203541

The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.

Rainbow Emoji Poop Journal

Rainbow Emoji Poop Journal
Author: My Cute My Cute Emoji Rainbow Journals & Diaries
Publisher:
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2017-11-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781979662956

My Emoji Diary Journal is 8x10 inch blank book with 160 lined pages for all your secrets, dreams, ideas, thoughts, coloring, goals, school notes or drawings! This sturdy paperback cover notebook features a super cute cool emoji rainbow cover design for Girls, Boys, Kids, Teens, Men, Women or Adults! This Emoji Journal is the perfect keepsake gift for Birthdays, Easter, Christmas, Stocking Stuffer, Back to School, Camping, Travel, Party Favor, Sleepover, Vacation, Camper, Road Trip, Holiday Gift and more!Let your imagination run wild with this cute happy inspirational emoji writing notebook. Personalize this blank kawaii Emoji Self Journal with records of your travel vacation and road trip adventures in nature, when you go Camping or Glamping. Use this kawaii blank notepad as place to keep your writing inspirations, goals, zen, yoga, quotes, gratitude, and so much more! Take this notebook anywhere, it is a great size and fits into large purses, backpacks, and bags for on the go travel. Makes a great gift for Girls, Boys, Teens, Kids, Men, Women, Nerds, Artist, Writers, Students, Creative Thinkers, and Emoji Lovers!

The Christmas Poop Log

The Christmas Poop Log
Author: Jonathan Chastek
Publisher: Gold-N-Spike LLC
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021-04-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781736821107

Traditional StorybookThe included storybook features 30 pages of fun, child-friendly, and engaging visuals to get you in the spirit of Christmas. This book stems from an over 400-year-old story that emerged in the Catalonia region of Spain, helping families across the world embrace this unique age-old tradition. The Poop Log's HistoryThis unique practice was an original roughed up log found outside and altered for children to feed and beat. In fact, the strange name comes from the command sung during beating the log, urging it to "Poop, log!" After Christmas, Catalans would burn and recycle the log's ashes to help crops grow. While walking with my mother, one day, we happened upon a fallen log. I was surprised when my mother explained, "There is a poop log." Her words triggered unpleasant thoughts; I was thinking what does she mean. Mother related a family tradition of how poop logs appear at Christmas. They are placed in the home and attended to with comfort and love. She explained Santa's magic dust made them. As Christmas day approaches, will I find that I have received treats from our poop log? Or is the legend a figment of my mother's imagination?Parents and children will receive a fascinating educational experience that revolves around a Catalan Christmas Tradition. Its origins date back to the 18th century and are enjoyed to this day by many families. This story will be one that will delight both young and old.

What's Your Poo Telling You?

What's Your Poo Telling You?
Author: Josh Richman
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2007-05-03
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780811857826

"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Dear Diarrhea

Dear Diarrhea
Author: Stephen White
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2016-08-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781535342841

There are a multitude of personal journals and diaries on the market for people to record the details of days filled with accomplishment, delightful surprises, emotional fulfillment, and visits from unicorns who frolic playfully under rainbows. This is not that journal. And screw those lucky people! Rather, the purpose of "Dear Diarrhea" is to write down what really goes on in your daily life, letting you vent before you go out of your mind and embark on a highly cathartic but likely illegal rampage. * Contains over 100 hilariously disastrous cartoon illustrations. * Lined pages make it easy to write out your trials and tribulations. * A perfect way to genuinely reduce your stress by putting frustrating events into a humorous format. * A great gag gift for friends which they can actually enjoy using! Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, "get well" greetings, and holidays!

The Shit Book

The Shit Book
Author: Thomas N. Bainter
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 61
Release: 2011-11-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1466903643

This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesnt matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesnt matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit does stink sometimes. This book is for all of you who have ever admired your dirty deed. For those of you whose brother made you run to the bathroom because you thought someone had died only to see the longest turd ever in the stool.

Living with IBD & IBS

Living with IBD & IBS
Author: Elizabeth Roberts
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2006-07
Genre: Medical
ISBN: 0595402933

You may not think anything about IBD or IBS is funny, until you read Elizabeth Roberts' account of her emotional roller-coaster ride as she learned to live successfully with these illnesses. After spending most of her honeymoon on St. Bart's in the bathroom, Roberts returned home determined to find out what had happened to her dream life. After months of tests, her doctors told her she had IBD and IBS and had to learn to live with these debilitating diseases. But no one told her how! After she hit bottom, physically and emotionally, Roberts decided that to get her life back she would have to find the way herself. This book recounts her journey-sometimes painfully, sometimes humorously-through the process of learning to live successfully with IBD and IBS. Follow Roberts on her journey as she learns to understand the needs of her body; participates in special diets; engages in support groups; and integrates Reiki, yoga, meditation, and exercise into her daily routine of success. If you, a family member, a lover, or a friend have been diagnosed with Inflammatory Bowel Disease or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, this book is a must read. You too can start to live again!