My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785231218

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait

My Life as Alien Monster Bait
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 75
Release: 1993-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535109

"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2007-07-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418553360

At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1995-02-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535176

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785231234

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1994-10-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535168

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1996-08-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535028

Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1998-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141855345X

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 94
Release: 1994-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141853515X

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2020-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785232443

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.