My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1997-10-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535044

"It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other's shoes. It's a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally's greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.

My Life As a Blundering Ballerina

My Life As a Blundering Ballerina
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages:
Release: 1997-01
Genre: Christian life
ISBN: 9780613189774

At the suggestion of their speech teacher, Wally and his good friend Wall Street agree to switch places for three days to prove whether boys or girls are better.

My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1998-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141855345X

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1994-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535141

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1997-01-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535036

Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 94
Release: 1994-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141853515X

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1999
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780849940255

When Wally, Opera, and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto, they confront the dangers of greed and materialism through a series of incidents involving bungling bad guys, a break-in to the zoo, and a SWAT team.

My Life as a Beat-up Basketball Backboard

My Life as a Beat-up Basketball Backboard
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2000
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780849940279

Misadventures abound when Slicko-Ricko's Advertising Agency arranges popularity and fame for clumsy Wally McDoogal, young writer of superhero stories.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1996-08-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535028

Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 81
Release: 1995-09-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418567000

This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus’ birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill features boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedy teaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolers comes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocket My Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.