My Future Ex-Girlfriend

My Future Ex-Girlfriend
Author: Jake Gerhardt
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2017-05-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0451475410

Brimming with humor and hope, this contemporary tween comedy is perfect for fans of Tommy Greenwald and Megan Schul. What happens when you finally capture the attention of your first crush? Do you suddenly know what to do? Do you magically learn the secrets of love? Not even close. Follow eighth graders Sam (the class clown), Duke (the intellectual), and Chollie (the athlete) as they fumble their way through boyfriend territory for the very first time. With so much to worry about as the school year ends—finals, commencement speeches, the baseball championship, the graduation party—the guys feel ill-equipped to handle the stress of their new relationships. But if they're dumped before the last day of middle school school, they'll start high school as losers. The. Pressure. Is. On. Want more Sam, Duke, and Chollie? Check out Me and Miranda Mullaly by Jake Gerhardt.

My Future Ex-Girlfriend

My Future Ex-Girlfriend
Author: Jake Gerhardt
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2017-05-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0698194195

Brimming with humor and hope, this contemporary tween comedy is perfect for fans of Tommy Greenwald and Megan Schul. What happens when you finally capture the attention of your first crush? Do you suddenly know what to do? Do you magically learn the secrets of love? Not even close. Follow eighth graders Sam (the class clown), Duke (the intellectual), and Chollie (the athlete) as they fumble their way through boyfriend territory for the very first time. With so much to worry about as the school year ends—finals, commencement speeches, the baseball championship, the graduation party—the guys feel ill-equipped to handle the stress of their new relationships. But if they're dumped before the last day of middle school school, they'll start high school as losers. The. Pressure. Is. On. Want more Sam, Duke, and Chollie? Check out Me and Miranda Mullaly by Jake Gerhardt.

How to Recognize Your Future Ex-Husband

How to Recognize Your Future Ex-Husband
Author: Debra Weiner
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2011-06-01
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780578058689

Weiner presents a simple, clear, and concise guide for maneuvering through the initial stages of dating that helps to distinguish who to pursue and who to leave behind. The central theme of the book is alerting women to "the signals from within" that are often ignored.

Me and Miranda Mullaly

Me and Miranda Mullaly
Author: Jake Gerhardt
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 277
Release: 2017-01-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0147516331

“Jake Gerhardt’s debut novel is sweet, knowing, and a super-fun read. Takes you right back to the awkwardness and earnestness of adolescence, with a lot of cringe and even more laughs.” —Patton Oswalt, New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and actor They each have 33% chance with her, but she's 0% interested. Meet Sam, the comedian; Duke, the intellectual; and Chollie, the athlete. Their fates converge at Penn Valley Middle as each falls desperately for the enigmatic Miranda Mullaly—the girl who smiles like she means it, the girl who makes Christmas truly magic when she sings, the girl who…barely realizes her admirers exist! Small misunderstandings lead to big laughs, and beneath the humor, every attempt to win Miranda's favor becomes a compelling look at the larger world of each guy's life.

Flaming Iguanas

Flaming Iguanas
Author: Erika Lopez
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 292
Release: 1998-11-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 068485368X

In the tradition of such trendsetting wanderers as Jack Kerouac and Thelma and Louise comes the tale of a one-of-a-kind heroine on a sea-to-shining-sea, all-girl adventure. Line drawings.

Divorced Girl Smiling

Divorced Girl Smiling
Author: Jackie Pilossoph
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2014
Genre:
ISBN: 9781311023445

Smile! It's not just the end of your marriage, it's the beginning of your second chance!Missy Benson has a two and a half carat diamond engagement ring with color grade H, VS2 clarity and a value of $36,000. It's absolutely gorgeous, practically flawless, and let's be honest, really big!But what the successful Chicago realtor doesn't have anymore is a husband. After 12 years of marriage, her husband, Paul, a handsome, wealthy attorney has devastated her by breaking up their marriage for Priscilla Sommerfeld, a young, personal trainer, who according to Missy's sassy assistant, J.J., looks more like a Las Vegas stripper than a fitness expert.Not sure what to do with her ring, and with no financial issues to worry about, Missy decides to put it up for sale on Craigslist. The price: 99 cents! The catch: She gets to pick the buyer. In essence, she's looking for the perfect guy, but not for herself. Her hope is to regain faith that good men do exist, and that marriages can last forever.Now referring to herself as "the divorced girl," Missy interviews dozens of young men who are vying for the huge ring. It's a contest that includes outrageous characters, hilarious and sentimental stories, and two finalists, both of whom Missy adores and who she must choose between. Then there's Parker Missoni, the sexiest contestant by far, who drives her crazy with his brutal honesty, and at the same time stops her heart with his deep brown eyes.Divorced Girl Smiling is the story of a woman's journey to do whatever it takes to heal herself from divorce. It's about acceptance, reflection, taking accountability for mistakes, and appreciating all of life's wonderful gifts. In other words, if you have the guts to put the past behind, admit your mistakes, embrace your future, and give love another chance, you will surely be a divorced girl smiling.

Krakow Melt

Krakow Melt
Author: Daniel Allen Cox
Publisher: arsenal pulp press
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2010-08-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1551523906

Shortlisted for a Lambda Literary Award and Ferro-Grumley Award for LGBT Fiction, the second novel by Daniel Allen Cox (Shuck)is an infernal fable about sex, politics, and violence, in which a bisexual artist in Krakow, Poland teams up with a budding female pyromaniac as their city prepares for the imminent death of Pope John Paul II.

U UP?

U UP?
Author: Catie Disabato
Publisher: Melville House
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2021-02-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1612198929

A New York Times Best Mystery Book of 2021 "This heady, sexy novel is filled with the carefree wildness of youth....Eve’s voice is enticing and compelling, and readers will be carried along with her as she learns more about herself than she ever planned." —Booklist A young woman investigates her best friend's disappearance while navigating codependent friendships, toxic exes, and witchy rituals. Eve has a carefully curated online life, works occasionally, and texts constantly with her best friend, Ezra. Basically, she is an archetypal L.A. millennial. She has also been carrying on a year-long conversation with her deceased friend Miggy over text. But when Ezra goes missing on the anniversary weekend of Miggy's death, Eve feels like her world is shattering. Over a frantic weekend Eve investigates Ezra's disappearance, scouring social media for clues, while drowning her anger and anxiety in drinks, drugs, and spiritual cleansing. Eve starts to spiral as her friends try to convince her that she's overreacting, and ghosts--both real and metaphorical--continue to haunt her. When she uncovers clues to a life Ezra kept hidden, Eve starts to question how much she really knows about her best friend...and herself. In U UP? Catie Disabato holds a mirror to the ways the phantom selves we create online permeate our emotional lives and hide our worst traits from everyone, including ourselves.

My Future Ex

My Future Ex
Author: Sandra Q. Firmin
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2013-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9780984251872

Get Her Back for Good

Get Her Back for Good
Author: Kathryn Ryches
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2020-11-02
Genre:
ISBN:

If You Are Reading This And Probably Hurting Right Now. You Probably Feel Like No Other Girl Could Ever Replace Your Ex-Girlfriend. Like Your Souls Are Connected On Some Level And That You Were Meant For Each Other. Having the person you love not answer your text messages and phone calls hurts bad. I know what you're going through. Get Her Back For Good is specially written for you and thousands of others like you. In this book, I am going to share why your ex-girlfriend broke up with you and why she's ghosting you. And more importantly, you'll understand a simple strategy used by thousands of men to get their ex-girlfriends back, that you can start using today. Get Her Back For Good explains: - The common mistake you're making with your ex-girlfriend that guarantees she will never talk to you again. - The simple thing you can do when your ex-girlfriend breaks up with you that will make her eagerly wait to hear from you... and in fact, gets her to reinitiate contact with you. - The secret to getting her to fall in love with you all over again and ensuring she never breaks up with you again. Over the years, I have helped thousands of people just like you get their ex-girlfriends back. This complete step-by-step, easy-to-read guide will outline the path you need to take to get your ex-girlfriend back. It will also show you all the things you're doing that are hurting your chances of getting her back. If you follow the techniques and strategies in this Book, you will have the best possible chance at a second chance with her. Should you decide that you no longer want to get back together with your ex-girlfriend, the strategies in this Book will also help you with your future relationships, making sure a woman never breaks up with you again. Click and BUY