My First Elmer Joke Book

My First Elmer Joke Book
Author: David McKee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2000
Genre: Elmer (Fictitious character)
ISBN: 9780099404064

Elmer loves to make his friends laugh, and here's a selection of all his favourite elephant funnies, jungle jokes and lots more. Why did Elmer wear sunglasses? HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE RECOGNISED Why do elephants have trunks? BECAUSE THEY'D LOOK SILLY IN BIKINIS!

Elmer and Wilbur

Elmer and Wilbur
Author: David McKee
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2012-03-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1849399387

Elmer loves practical jokes, but so does his cousin Wilbur. Until, that is, Elmer has an idea which brings Wilbur back down to earth, in more ways than one...

Elmer's Birthday

Elmer's Birthday
Author: David McKee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 17
Release: 2019-09-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1541577647

Elmer, the patchwork elephant, plays an amusing trick on his grey elephant friends.

Too Much Glue

Too Much Glue
Author: Jason Lefebvre
Publisher: Flashlight Press
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1936261324

This enhanced eBook features read-along narration. Although Matty's art teacher has warned him that too much glue never dries, Matty loves glue. After all, he and his dad make oodles of glue projects at home. One day during art class, Matty finds the fullest bottles of glue, and the fun begins. With a squeeze and a plop, Matty pours a lake of glue before belly-flopping right in the middle and finds himself stuck to the desk. When Matty's dad arrives at the school, instead of being mad, he celebrates his son's creativity and calls him a work of art. With vibrant language and artwork and a wild, silly plot, Too Much Glue is sure to appeal to all children who love to get messy.

Batman/Elmer Fudd Special (2017-) #1

Batman/Elmer Fudd Special (2017-) #1
Author: Tom King
Publisher: DC Comics
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2017-06-28
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

After a chance meeting with billionaire Bruce Wayne, Elmer FuddÕs obsession quickly escalates into stalking Batman through the dark alleys and high-class social settings of Gotham City. Welcome to Bat Season! And the bonus Looney Tunes backup story features DC characters written by Tom King and artwork by Byron Vaughns.

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

The Biggest Joke Book Ever
Author: Jack Jacoby
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 1315
Release: 2008-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1425145418

An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

Elmer Gantry

Elmer Gantry
Author: Sinclair Lewis
Publisher: Standard Ebooks
Total Pages: 567
Release: 2023-01-01T20:36:53Z
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Elmer Gantry isn’t suited to be a lawyer, so he becomes a preacher instead. Although he experiences a variety of failures, and even more successes, Gantry ultimately finds this new career path suits him very well indeed—despite his drinking and womanizing. Throughout his time as a preacher Gantry progresses through the hierarchies of the Baptist and Methodist churches, dabbles in revivalism and “New Thought,” and even experiments with politics, all the while emerging from scandals relatively unscathed and ready to move onward and upward once again. Sinclair Lewis published the satirical Elmer Gantry in 1927 much to the dismay of the religious community. It was denounced from the pulpit, banned by many, and even engendered threats of violence. Despite this—or perhaps because of it—it went on to become a massive success and the best selling novel of that year. One of the most savage satirical assaults against institutionalized religion and its hypocrisy in American literature, Elmer Gantry continues to be a window into a particularly important aspect of American history. This book is part of the Standard Ebooks project, which produces free public domain ebooks.

Elmer

Elmer
Author: David McKee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-06-04
Genre: Board books
ISBN: 9781783442683

All the elephants of the jungle were gray except Elmer, who was a patchwork of brilliant colors until the day he got tired of being different and making the other elephants laugh.

The ‘tis Bottle

The ‘tis Bottle
Author: Hal Goldblatt
Publisher: Archway Publishing
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2015-01-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1480813176

Elmer J. Schmo is a very rich man who has everything he wants. Unfortunately, Elmer is bored. After consulting with his advisors, he decides to hold a contest. Whoever has the best idea to alleviate Elmer's boredom wins one million dollars. After placing an advertisement in the local newspaper, Elmer weeds through hundreds of letters until he sees a hastily scrawled message on a brown paper bag that asks if he has ever collected 'tis bottles. Anxious to find the owner of the message, Elmer hires the FBI and the NSA to investigate. Finally they locate the message's author Our Hero Just Plain Joe, a penniless man without a home or a family who tells them there are four 'tis bottles scattered throughout the world. After Elmer dangles a two-million-dollar prize in front of Just Plain Joe's nose, the unlikely hero embarks on a journey to find the first bottle where he soon discovers the quest may be much more difficult than he ever imagined. The 'tis Bottle is the humorous short story of a very rich man and a plain hero who come together in a daring effort to find four bottles hidden at the very top and bottom of the earth.

People Who Don't Know They're Dead

People Who Don't Know They're Dead
Author: Gary Leon Hill
Publisher: Weiser Books
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2005-05-24
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1609251377

In People Who Don't Know They're Dead, Gary Leon Hill tells a family story of how his Uncle Wally and Aunt Ruth, Wally's sister, came to counsel dead spirits who took up residence in bodies that didn?t belong to them. And in the telling, Hill elucidates much of what we know, or think we know, about life, death, consciousness, and the meaning of the universe. When people die by accident, in violence, or maybe they're drunk, stoned, or angry, they get freeze-framed. Even if they die naturally but have no clue what to expect, they might not notice they're dead. It's frustrating to see and not be seen. It's frustrating not to know what you're supposed to do next. It's especially frustrating to be in someone else's body and think it's your own. That's if you're dead. If you're alive and that spirit has attached itself to you, well that's a whole other set of frustrations. Wally Johnston, a behavioral psychologist, first started working with a medium in the 70s to help spirits move on to the next stage. Some years after that, Ruth Johnston, an academic psychiatric nurse, who'd become interested in new consciousness and alternative healing, began working with Wally to clear spirits who weren't moving on. These hitchhikers had attached themselves to the auras of living relatives or strangers in an attempt to hold on to a physical existence they no longer need. Through her pendulum, Ruth obtains permission from the higher self of both hitchhiker and host to work with them. Then Wally speaks with them, gently but firmly, to make sure they know they are no longer welcome to inhabit the bodies and wreak havoc on the lives of the living. Hill has woven this fascinating story with the history and theory of what happens at death, with particular emphasis on the last 40 years and the work of such groundbreaking thinkers as Elmer Green, Raymond Moody, William James, Aldous Huxley, Edith Fiore, Martha Rogers, Mark Macy, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Bruce Lipton, and a host of others, whose work helps inform our idea of what it is to live and to die. As it turns out, our best defense against hitchhikers is to live consciously. And our best chance of doing that is by paying attention and staying open to possibilities.