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Author | : Adam Morris |
Publisher | : Fremantle Press |
Total Pages | : 146 |
Release | : 2012-01-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1921696990 |
Referencing the greats of blues music and literature, this is a wonderfully grungy novel about Saul, a failed musician and part-time teacher. Saul is the kind of guy who hangs out in his friend’s backyard planning the best way to acquit his unemployment benefit on booze. He’s also trying to resolve the big questions in life: What thoughts should he put in his negative thought diary? How can he avoid the compulsory office tea break? and What the hell happened at last night’s drunken photo shoot? Discomforting, in your face, compelling, and funny, this book touches upon masculine identity and missed epiphanies.
Author | : Jonathan Evison |
Publisher | : Algonquin Books |
Total Pages | : 337 |
Release | : 2019-03-19 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1616209232 |
Recipient of the 2019 Alex Award “Mike Muñoz Is a Holden Caulfield for a New Millennium--a '10th-generation peasant with a Mexican last name, raised by a single mom on an Indian reservation' . . . Evison, as in his previous four novels, has a light touch and humorously guides the reader, this time through the minefield that is working-class America.” --The New York Times Book Review For Mike Muñoz, life has been a whole lot of waiting for something to happen. Not too many years out of high school and still doing menial work--and just fired from his latest gig as a lawn boy on a landscaping crew--he’s smart enough to know that he’s got to be the one to shake things up if he’s ever going to change his life. But how? He’s not qualified for much of anything. He has no particular talents, although he is stellar at handling a lawn mower and wielding clipping shears. But now that career seems to be behind him. So what’s next for Mike Muñoz? In this funny, biting, touching, and ultimately inspiring novel, bestselling author Jonathan Evison takes the reader into the heart and mind of a young man determined to achieve the American dream of happiness and prosperity--who just so happens to find himself along the way.
Author | : Dannielle Taylor |
Publisher | : Austin Macauley Publishers |
Total Pages | : 311 |
Release | : 2022-10-31 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1398475661 |
‘Perspective of danger changes when reality floods through the dark. It takes wild events of immense forbidden love for Christopher to realise he’s been living life all wrong. Christopher has to make serious changes in order to become the person he’s always wanted to be. Unfortunately, his biggest enemy is always close in his mind.’
Author | : Diarmaid Ó Muirithe |
Publisher | : Gill & Macmillan Ltd |
Total Pages | : 396 |
Release | : 2011-09-09 |
Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
ISBN | : 0717151832 |
Diarmaid O Muirithe's column Words We Use was a feature of The Irish Times over many years and has formed a critically acclaimed book of the same name. Words We Don't Use (much anymore) is a highly entertaining compendium of words which are either on the brink of extinction or have already been deemed obsolete by the great dictionaries. O' Muirithe's gentle and witty style reveals his vast knowledge and scholarship in an accessible way. Inside you will find words such as manable, meaning a girl of marriageable age, and adamite, a person who appears nude in public, among many others that you might want to casually drop into your everyday conversation! Words We Don't Use is a wordsmith's delight
Author | : Tennessee Williams |
Publisher | : New Directions Publishing |
Total Pages | : 396 |
Release | : 1971 |
Genre | : Drama |
ISBN | : 9780811205931 |
Now available as a paperbook, Volume VIII adds to the series' four full-length plays written and produced during the last decade of Williams' life.
Author | : Kim Kinsler |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 170 |
Release | : 2010-07-09 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1452004781 |
Are you looking for creative ways to excite your children? Do you want practical bible-based concepts that really work? Are you ready to make an impact that will last for eternity? If you answered "yes" to these simple questions then Impact Me And See is for you! These unique, inspiring lessons will excite your children and plant seeds of power to change their lives from the inside out! Impact Me And See is a composite of practical, exciting life lessons for children ages 5-11 with visual aids, scripture references and thought processes that will really make a difference in what your child thinks, feels and says each day! All of the lessons are taught from a child's level of understanding so it keeps their interest even when all ages are in one room! The visual aids to go along with these concepts are affordable and easy to find in your local area. Topics include: Obedience, Attitude, Words, Praise, Forgiveness, God's Love, Prayer, Tithing/Giving, and Relationships. Make your time exciting with the children you invest in each week.Order yours today!
Author | : Mel Miskimen |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 263 |
Release | : 2016-09-06 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1492632287 |
Rowdy, reckless Seamus is the last dog you'd find in a training field. Instead of obediently retrieving, he stubbornly follows his heart, wherever it may lead. Mel Miskimen's heart is heavy. Her mom, the family rock, the provider of apple pies and stubborn fan of Brett Favre, just died. Even more, her curmudgeon of a father isn't really coping. How can Mel reconnect with an old man more interested in field dog training than discussing his feelings? Enter Seamus. The hapless black lab throws their grief into joyful disarray. Mel encourages her dad to mold Seamus into a champion retriever.. But as the seasons change, and memories follow, Mel realizes she must face her own fears, and that the road to Seamus's field trials might just heal them all. At turns hilarious and heart breaking, Sit Stay Heal will touch the souls of dog lovers everything, and speak to anyone seeking a way to connect with those they've lost.
Author | : Jackie Silberg |
Publisher | : Gryphon House, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 516 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Education |
ISBN | : 9780876592670 |
The Complete Book of Rhymes, Songs, Poems, Fingerplays, and Chants gives children a variety of ways to fall in love with rhythm, rhyme, repetition, and structural sequence -- important building blocks for future readers. The 700 selections will help children ages 3 to 6 build a strong foundation in skills such as listening, imagination, coordination, and spatial and body awareness. In this giant book of rhythm and rhyme, you are sure to find your own childhood favorites! Book jacket.
Author | : John Oxenham |
Publisher | : W. Briggs, [190-?] |
Total Pages | : 394 |
Release | : 1909 |
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Author | : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. |
Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
Total Pages | : 289 |
Release | : 2009-02-19 |
Genre | : Pets |
ISBN | : 0307489183 |
Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.