Draw Your Own Damn Coloring Book

Draw Your Own Damn Coloring Book
Author: Jeanette Nyberg
Publisher:
Total Pages: 78
Release: 2017-12-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692988558
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Coloring books are incredibly fun and creative tools for relaxation, but sometimes you want a bit more of a challenge. With Draw Your Own Damn Coloring Book, artist and blogger Jeanette Nyberg gives you easy step-by-step directions to make your own wildly creative coloring pages. With each project, you will tap into the massively relaxing benefits that doodling and coloring offer, while also tapping into your own creative genius. Each project includes ideas for how to switch up the directions to discover different paths to take your drawings. Print out your drawings to share with friends, host drawing parties, sell your designs on cards, or just enjoy all the creating. What will you draw?

My Damn Coloring Book

My Damn Coloring Book
Author: Winter K Colors
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-08-06
Genre:
ISBN:
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If you are an adult, and looking for a way to relax, then My Damn Coloring Book is for you. If you are an adult, and love to color, then My Damn Coloring Book is for you. If you want to have some fun on your free time, then My Damn Coloring Book is for you.

Shit Happens

Shit Happens
Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2016-11-03
Genre: Coloring books
ISBN: 0753545683
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Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

I Don't Give a Shit

I Don't Give a Shit
Author:
Publisher: Green Cow Coloring
Total Pages:
Release: 2017-01-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781945362149
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Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

Cheer the F*ck Up

Cheer the F*ck Up
Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 86
Release: 2016-06-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781534602083
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From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com

the big damn coloring book

the big damn coloring book
Author: Valerie Walker
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2014-04
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1312084618
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A coloring book of Feri concepts, designed to engage the Fetch. Color these pictures as a meditative act and let the spirit of Feri into your dreams.

F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book

F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book
Author: James Alexander
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2016-12-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781946449993
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AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"

Shut Up Asshole. Color and Release Your Stress

Shut Up Asshole. Color and Release Your Stress
Author: Rob Still
Publisher:
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2016-11-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781540442819
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LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! Available for only $3.97! (Regularly priced $ 13.99 ) NEW 40 Swear Words, Obnoxious Words and Insults! (+ 8) Bonus - Sweary designs on BLACK PAPER ! Are you encountering stress? Tired of your usual routine? Feeling irritated at work? Want to release your stress and anxiety, not offending anybody with words better not said out loud? Would you like to astonish your friend with an imaginative and unique gift? This Best Selling Coloring Book with Sweary Beautiful Designs will help you to achieve this! Color and Release Your Stress. Each Swear word has beautiful design with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers and leaves. The book is designed for adults and contains hilarious swear words. *WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Relaxing Coloring Books for Adults : Contains hilarious swear words. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. 40 Beautiful Sweary Designs : Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Original and hand drawn illustrations Single-Sided Pages Words you'll find inside the book: : Shut up Asshole Shove it up Your Ass Calm Your Balls Get the hell out! You're such a dick I Don't Give A Damn Shut the fuck up! Calm the Fuck down Don't be Such a Bitch I Don't Give a Damn You're a Little Bitch Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit You're a Piece of Shit Fuck That Bitch This Is Some Fuck Shit Fucking adulting Kiss my fat Ass and others Sit back, relax, plan your day, Happy Coloring!

Flowers and Shit Midnight Edition

Flowers and Shit Midnight Edition
Author: Immature Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2016-04-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781532841712
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BUY NOW PRICE WILL GO UP! THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT/BLACKOUT VERSION OF FLOWERS AND SHIT. Use neon or bright colors to make these pages GLOW! Want some inappropriate, Sassy, Sweary glowing shit?This book is a stress reliever with fancy glowing sweary wordsThis book will deliver lots of swear words and sas ! 28 glowing Pages to color 6 Bonus glowing Mandalas 36 Total coloring pages! Some with glowing swear words Single sided 60lbs Paper suitable for most mediums! Including markers and gel pens Perfect for all the glowing swears Pages do not go to the edges of the page making it easier to color them. Pages avoid Gutter area.For optimal glowing Swearyness for your Colouring Portrait style pages What is included in the book? Alcohol references, Insults, and swears, Swear, Swear, dirty and sassy sayings Along with flowers of course! With a black background, Someone turned the lights out on this coloring book! It glows. What are the sayings included in this glowing Sweary edition of Flowers and shit? McNasty Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out. Netflix and Chill? I look pretty and play dirty! LameAss Don't marry rich, Be rich Love Fucking Hurts Strong women Get shit done! I got heels higher than your standards Sometimes Life is too fucking complicated! If someone hates you for no reason, Give that motherfucker a reason Anus Sexy Bitch Spank me Fucking fancy I own you You're mine motherfucker I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen and I got this shit handled. Flowers & Shit I tried to say no to the vodka, But it's 40% stronger than me. Badassy I can't adult today Blow jobs are flowers for men! You are an asshole Just let Karma take care of that bitch for you I'm allergic to bullshit and negativity. Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart assy, Swearing is fun! Get this book and Enjoy these Swear words and funny sas wordsAdult swear word coloring bookswear word coloring book for adultssweary wordsswear word color bookStress Relieving fancy sweary wordsColoring flowers for adults

Damn!! 30 Shades of Asshole

Damn!! 30 Shades of Asshole
Author: Wtf Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2016-08-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781535093439
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50% OFF! Available for Only $6.99! On Special Sale Until Aug 31. This book is part of the Swear Word Coloring Book series. This coloring book is a brand new designs and lot of swear words. The goal of this book is to make you laugh, relax and enjoy your day. This Coloring Book For Grown-ups Features: * 30 Beautiful Coloring Pages * Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 * Unique and Relaxing Patterns * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Some of the swear words in this book: * Asshole * Damn!! * Oh Shit * Don't Kiss My Ass * Airhead * Bastard And Much Much More! Order now and start release your stress and have fun with this coloring book. You will love it. Tags: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book