My Butt Is So Spooky!

My Butt Is So Spooky!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2023-08-16
Genre:
ISBN: 048685163X

Celebrate Halloween with our inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! series. Giggle along as he searches for the most spooktacular costume ever! Will he be a ghost? A pirate? A monstrous spider?

My Butt is SO NOISY!

My Butt is SO NOISY!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 19
Release: 2021-01-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486848787

Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.

Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt

Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2015-08-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781517109967

In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!

Zombie Butts from Uranus!

Zombie Butts from Uranus!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 247
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338163388

In this exciting sequel to The Day My Butt Went Psycho, a boy and his butt must protect the planet from ruthless rumps from outer space. Zack Freeman is on his way to becoming a first-rate butt-fighter. He has gone butt-to-butt with all kinds of stinky scoundrels and butts-gone-bad. But even our doody-full hero is a-gassed by these latest stench invaders. Their odor is unstoppable. Their mission is downright foul. And they won’t rest until Earth is wiped away by their nasty fumes! They’re Zombie Butts from Uranus! And the galaxy is but one boy (and his butt) away from total reek-dom . . . Praise for Zombie Butts from Uranus “Delivers innumerable gag-worthy gags.” —Publishers Weekly

I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt is So NOISY!

I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, My Butt is So NOISY!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 99
Release: 2021-08-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486848639

I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.

Author: Bill G. Yung
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 546
Release: 2010-08
Genre:
ISBN: 1452039399

Written by a novice hunter, this book describes the pursuit of adventure that hunting provided, For the first 70 years of his life. it begins by describing how the hunting bug bit. it continues through the experiences the author enjoyed from hunting with a Red Ryder BB gun on the family Kansas farm through hunting big game in various states in the US, many provinces in Canada, three countries in Africa and in New Zealand. The author graduated from the BB gun and progressed through many of the rifle and shotgun bores up to and including the 458 Lott in the hunts describe in this book.It is more than just a book about hunting in that it includes many pen and ink sketches by the author and a descriptive analysis of what was involved in the entire experience each trip provided. it is written in a storytelling style. it defines the total experience of each trip, including all the travel adventure components of the story that defines what hunting To The author is all about. Hunting is a vehicle for experiencing adventure in many parts of the world and provided this hunter with memories that could not have been duplicated by just travel alone. This book provides insight into the animals hunted, The geographical variations of the countries hunted, The culture And The personalities of the people encountered And The wonderful personal friendships that hunting has afforded this Half Fast Hunter.

Butt Wars!

Butt Wars!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 262
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 133816340X

In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2019-10-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486844234

The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!

Creepy-Ass Dolls

Creepy-Ass Dolls
Author: Stacey Brooks
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2011-04-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1440231133

Terror in Toyland Dolls are sweet little toys and loyal tea party companions. Dolls creep us out, and if you believe they're just innocent playthings, your soul will be the first to get ripped out while you sleep. Creepy-Ass Dolls is full of twisted little porcelain and plastic playmates with chilling thoughts, sinister plans, and disturbing enjoyments, whether it’s becoming future fashion designers of clothes that eat skin or giving murder hugs. Remember, there's a reason dolls are kept in a toy box and if they get out, pray your soul is yours to keep.

My Butt is SO PUZZLING!

My Butt is SO PUZZLING!
Author: Betsy Ochester
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages: 67
Release: 2024-06-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0486853217

The cheeky young hero from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! series is back with an awesome bunch of mazes, word searches, matching puzzles, brainteasers, art starters, and much more — all are guaranteed to crack you up!