My Butt Is So Silly
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Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 19 |
Release | : 2021-01-06 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486848787 |
Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Oratia Media Ltd |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1877514578 |
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 35 |
Release | : 2022-01-12 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486849767 |
Everyone's favorite character from I Need a New Butt!, I Broke My Butt!, and My Butt is SO NOISY! is back in a hilarious new story about a silly butt that won't stop moving! The talented duo of children's author Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird have created another delightful, laugh-out-loud tale of a bothersome backside that leads to all kinds of amusing adventures. The fun never stops, from the first page to the last of this newest book in the best-selling series.
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2019-10-16 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486844234 |
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 99 |
Release | : 2021-08-18 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486848639 |
I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.
Author | : Martin Bruckner |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 231 |
Release | : 2017-04-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0761189149 |
We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Author | : Dawn Mcmillan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2021-02-02 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780947506810 |
My bum is so noisy. My bum brings me shame. It makes weird noises and I get the blame. This poor kid really has trouble with his bum. This time he's in a fix because some strange noises uproariously and unpredictably issue from his behind! There's tooting and hooting, and burping and slurping, and popping and squeaking when Auntie is speaking. But Mum and Dad love their boy and they refuse to make a fuss. And see what happens when he is talent-spotted (or talent-heard) by movie scouts ... Join the popular character from I Need a New Bum! and I've Broken my Bum! when he discovers he has the loudest, the proudest, the most uproarious, victorious, sound-system backside!
Author | : Donald Budge |
Publisher | : Union Square Kids |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2019 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781454934479 |
Do you know where your butt is? Morty the penguin has no idea! He's pretty sure he has one, but where IS it? So he does what any reasonable penguin would do: ask. But no one around him can help, so he goes on a wild trip--all the way to outer space-- to find the answer. Morty's crazy adventures will make kids laugh their butts off!
Author | : Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 262 |
Release | : 2016-11-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 133816340X |
In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?
Author | : Erica S. Perl |
Publisher | : Abrams |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2015-11-17 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1613120753 |
Erica S. Perl and Henry Cole team up once again to deliver spot-on humor with their unforgettable chicken character. In this cheeky (sorry!) sequel to the wildly fun Chicken Butt!, the young jokester and his chicken muse are back, but this time they're trying to trick Mom. She thinks she has caught on to the gag, but as she distractedly does the grocery shopping, she falls victim to a flurry of jokes using homonyms and homophones—words such as "dear" and "deer," and "which" and "witch." Wordplay has never been so much fun. Like Chicken Butt!, this story encourages children to participate in a call-and-response reading format that reinforces their reading skills. Praise for Chicken Butt's Back! "Coles’ tickled-pink cartoonish artwork gets right into the mix, the chocolate chip to the cookie dough. The denouement is so merrily explosive that just to imagine the shrieking voices of a read-aloud is mightily cheering.” –Kirkus Reviews “Cole's kinetic, acrylic and colored pencil cartoons strike the right tone of mild disobedience.” –Publishers Weekly “Fans of Chicken Butt! are going to love this sequel. This is the kind of book that siblings will beg to read to each other, especially since it’s set up for two voices.” –School Library Journal