Mr Bean's Joke Book

Mr Bean's Joke Book
Author: Rod Green
Publisher: Carlton Kids
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-07
Genre: Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN: 9781783121373

HUMOUR & JOKES (CHILDREN'S / TEENAGE). Mr Bean may not tell jokes, but the hilarious Mr Bean's Joke Book contains over 300 that he has inspired. Illustrated throughout with distinctive line art, this is a must-have for all Bean fans, young and old alike. Ages 7+

Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book
Author: Roald Dahl
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2016-09-13
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0141370599

This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.

The Mr Bean Joke Book

The Mr Bean Joke Book
Author: Rod Green
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2010-09-01
Genre: Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN: 9781847326720

Mr Bean has jokes for every day of the week and he has organised this collection of his favourite jokes so that you, too can have a stock of jokes for Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, any day you need a good laugh.

Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book

Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book
Author: Roald Dahl
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018-01-16
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0451479300

Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. CONTENT NOTE: The jokes in this book may cause reader to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include but are not limited to stomach pains, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.

Mr. Bean's Diary

Mr. Bean's Diary
Author: Rowan Atkinson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1
Release: 1993
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 9781852833497

Mr. Bean Joke Book

Mr. Bean Joke Book
Author: Rod Green
Publisher: Carlton Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2002
Genre: Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN: 9781842226551

Mr. Bean may not tell jokes himself, but this book for the ultimate Bean fan has more than 300 that he has inspired!

How Martha Saved Her Parents from Green Beans

How Martha Saved Her Parents from Green Beans
Author: David LaRochelle
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2013-04-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101627638

Martha HATES green beans. When some mean, green bandits stroll into town, anyone who ever said "Eat your green beans" is in big trouble. But when the beans kidnap Martha's parents, Martha is forced to take action. She can think of only one way to stop the villainous veggies from taking over her town, and it’s not pretty...or tasty. Featuring absurdly funny text and illustrations with attitude, this is a hilarious read for everyone – even the pickiest of eaters.

The Accidental Prime Minister

The Accidental Prime Minister
Author: Tom McLaughlin
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2015-04-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0192737775

When Joe tells a local news reporter exactly what he would do if he were leader of the country, the video goes viral and Joe's speech becomes famous all over the world! Before long, people are calling for the current leader to resign and give someone else a go . . . and that's how an ordinary boy like Joe ended up with the most extraordinary job. Now the fun can really start . . . Hats for cats! Pet pigs for all! Banana shaped buses! Swimming pools on trains! A hilarious story of one boy's meteoric rise to power!

Full of Beans

Full of Beans
Author: Jennifer L. Holm
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2016-08-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0553510398

Winner of the Scott O'Dell Award Five Starred Reviews! A New York Public Library Best Book for Kids, 2016 Grown-ups lie. That’s one truth Beans knows for sure. He and his gang know how to spot a whopper a mile away, because they are the savviest bunch of barefoot conchs (that means “locals”) in all of Key West. Not that Beans really minds; it’s 1934, the middle of the Great Depression. With no jobs on the island, and no money anywhere, who can really blame the grown-ups for telling a few tales? Besides, Beans isn’t anyone’s fool. In fact, he has plans. Big plans. And the consequences might surprise even Beans himself. Return to the wonderful world of Newbery Honor Book Turtle in Paradise through the eyes of Turtle’s cousin Beans! "A surprising coming-of-age story with a remarkably honest message." —The New York Times "[Holm] captures this colorful slice of Depression history with her usual vivacious wit. . . . Children will love Beans." —Shelf Awareness, Starred "A novel as entertaining as the motion pictures [Beans] loves to see."—The Horn Book Magazine, Starred “Inspired by actual events, Holm’s talent for writing historical fiction is on full display. . . . Interesting family and small-town dynamics further enrich this fascinating account of a young boy’s life in Florida’s ‘Recovery Key.’” —Booklist, Starred "Filled with humor, heart, and warmth." —Kirkus Review, Starred "Entertaining and illuminating historical fiction." —Publishers Weekly, Starred

Paddle Your Own Canoe

Paddle Your Own Canoe
Author: Nick Offerman
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2013-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0698138325

Parks and Recreation actor and Making It co-host Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in this New York Times bestseller. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.