Say It Loud, Say It Proud, Mortician Adult Coloring Book

Say It Loud, Say It Proud, Mortician Adult Coloring Book
Author: Chill Out Coloring Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 61
Release: 2020-11-04
Genre:
ISBN:

GAG GIFT IDEA FOR MORTICIANS | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS Looking for a funny novelty gift for a Mortician? This coloring book is an excellent gift for any Mortician with a great sense of humour and gives a bundle of laugh and an amazing coloring break therapy. 27 stunning designs filled wth funny and snarky quotes relatable to your everyday life. Perfect gift idea for birthday, white elephant gift, Christmas or as a appreciation gift for any Mortician. Book contains: * Single-sided pages for framing and to prevent bleed through. * Large size: 8.5 x 11 in (21.59 cm x 27.94 cm) * Various designs in difficulty levels. * 27 hilarious, relatable, snarky phrases with abstract designs and intricate details. * Suitable for markers, gel pens, coloring pencils. * 1 Maze to solve.

Mortician Adult Coloring Book

Mortician Adult Coloring Book
Author: Mortician Passion Publishing
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2019-11-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781713216674

The #1 Gift For Morticians In this adult coloring book we have put together tons of hilarious Mortician puns, artworks etc. This makes for the perfect gift for any Mortician. What's Inside... 25 hilarious and relatable phrases, puns etc with abstract designs and intricate details Single-sided 8.5" x 11" (22cm x 28cm) coloring pages that allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils etc "Mortician nutritional facts" "Instant Mortician, Just add coffee" "Don't make me use my Mortician voice" Please see the back cover for preview Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers etc... color away while letting the steam out. Being a Mortician can be extremly stressful so enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy. Release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Order now and get started.

Mortician A Person Who

Mortician A Person Who
Author: Take It Easy Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2020-05-31
Genre:
ISBN:

SNARKY COLORING BOOK FOR HAIRDRESSER Inside this book you will find the relaxing coloring designs that will help you to relax and calm down after a long day! This snarky coloring book is full of various designs of abstractions, mandalas, animals, patterns. These pages of hilarious cuss words and sweary phrases are sure to bring a smile to any Hairdresser. Realise your inner creativity side with these sweary pages and complex designs! Funny and relieving time guaranteed. Perfect for yourself, perfect as a gift for special person. Book Contains: Size: 8.5 x 11 in (21.59 cm x 27.94 cm) Abstractions, Mandalas, Patterns, Animals. Snarky, humorous, sweary quotes. 1 maze at the end.

Repair the World

Repair the World
Author: Alexandre Gefen, Tegan Raleigh
Publisher: Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG
Total Pages: 312
Release: 2024-05-15
Genre:
ISBN: 3111428141

Mortician Life

Mortician Life
Author: Neo Coloration
Publisher:
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2020-10-27
Genre:
ISBN:

Morticians, also known as undertakers, funeral directors, or "death service" professionals, prepare bodies for burial or cremation, and they arrange the details of the funeral service and other end-of-life matters. They own compassion, as well as good interpersonal, business and time-management skills. They also have knowledge of laws and ethics regarding funeral service and preparations. Working as a Mortician isn't easy and can be very stressful. Studies have shown that coloring is one of the best stress-relieving activities that help you stay inspired and in the moment. Feel relaxed and melts stress away if you want to continue to function at your best. Enjoy the snarky Mortician Life with each page you color. This coloring book contains funny and humorous Mortician-related designs and sayings surrounded by intricate details, beautiful patterns, mandalas, and flowers, etc... Perfect Gift for Morticians - Humorous Coloring book for Grown-Ups Features: Large 8 1/2 by 11-inch paper (22cm x 28cm) pages. Single-sided pages for easy removal and no bleed-through. Printed on pure white paper, 60lb-pound stock. Contains 25 unique illustrations. 2 Color test pages at the back of the book.

Death and Other Dances

Death and Other Dances
Author: Carla Harvey
Publisher: Pretty Girls Do Ugly Things Publishing
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2014-08-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9780996013703

Autumn Franklin is an awkward, biracial girl growing up in a suburb of Detroit. Already disconnected from her peers at an early age because of her background, she becomes even more withdrawn when her young parents divorce. Ever changing but stubbornly tenacious, she survives the cards she's been dealt by playing them against the odds. Hurt her and she will not hesitate to "kill you off," making it easier to walk away. Transplanting herself from her factory-driven hometown to the alluring City of Angels, she has but one goal: to find herself. Struggling to make solid connections with those around her, Autumn swallows her reservations and pushes limits to the extreme as she transitions between two drastic career changes: from the bowels of the adult entertainment industry to her rebirth as a mortician. There amongst the dead, she learns what it is to live, love, and to allow others inside, finally landing in her most comfortable place of all: her own skin.

The Chick and the Dead

The Chick and the Dead
Author: Carla Valentine
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 302
Release: 2017-06-13
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1250120683

"Using the most common post-mortem process as the backbone of the narrative, [this book] takes the reader through the process of an autopsy while also describing the history and changing cultures of our relationship with the dead. The book [examines] what happens to our bodies in the end. Each chapter considers an aspect of an autopsy alongside an aspect of Carla's own life and work and touches on some of the more controversial aspects of our feelings towards death, including the relationship between sex and death and our attitudes toward human tissue collection"--

Anatomy and Embalming

Anatomy and Embalming
Author: Albert John Nunnamaker
Publisher: DigiCat
Total Pages: 217
Release: 2022-05-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Anatomy and Embalming is a scientific tome by Charles Otto Dhonau. In this in-depth treatise on the science and art of embalming, the author presents the successful methodologies and knowledge of anatomy required for the subject.

Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 2

Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 2
Author: Tim Seeley
Publisher: Vault Comics
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2021-11-09
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 1638490139

The global bestseller Vampire: The Masquerade comes to comics in Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 2: The Mortician's Army. As the unlives of the Kindred twine together and betrayals are unearthed, will Cecily be able to escape and save what's left of her family? Or will she be yet another pawn sacrificed to maintain the age-old secret: that vampires exist amonth the living? BORN FROM THE DARK WORLD OF THE INTERNATIONALLY BEST-SELLING ROLE PLAYING GAME, THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMIC SERIES CONTINUES. BORN FROM THE DARK WORLD OF THE INTERNATIONALLY BEST-SELLING ROLE PLAYING GAME, THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMIC SERIES CONTINUES. Lick the blood off your lips...Vampire: The Masquerade is here! After learning a disturbing fact about her fake childe’s past, Cecily must keep her secrets close and Ali at arm’s length. As she searches the streets of the Twin Cities for answers, a terrifying possibility surfaces: perhaps Ali has learned the ways of the Kindred better than Cecily herself. Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 2: The Mortician's Army, collects issues #6 - #10 of the series. And don't miss the first volume: Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 1: Winter's Teeth collecting issues #1 - #5 of the ongoing series. For fans of VAMPIRE: The Masquerade RPG, WEREWOLF: The Apocalypse RPG, The World of Darkness, American Vampire, Killadelphia, Something is Killing the Children, Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat/The Vampire Chronicles, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Certain Dark Things, Underworld, and vampire/werewolf/monster graphic novels, tabletop/RPGs, books, movies, video games, and series! “This is a fresh take on vampires, mixing it with crime, thrillers, and a pinch of romance all with a vein of horror running through it.” -- Horror DNA “… strongly recommend this book to both fans of the franchise and newcomers.” – Grimdark Magazine "I’m absolutely in love with what a badass Cecily is..." - The Wandering Nerd Girl “Vampire: the Masquerade … is an enjoyable read even if you’re not familiar with the RPG… like the real world, but with hotter outfits, blood, and fangs. – Graphic Policy “This is the horror thriller we all need.” – Horror DNA

The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist

The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist
Author: Radley Balko
Publisher: PublicAffairs
Total Pages: 297
Release: 2018-02-27
Genre: History
ISBN: 1610396928

A shocking and deeply reported account of the persistent plague of institutional racism and junk forensic science in our criminal justice system, and its devastating effect on innocent lives After two three-year-old girls were raped and murdered in rural Mississippi, law enforcement pursued and convicted two innocent men: Kennedy Brewer and Levon Brooks. Together they spent a combined thirty years in prison before finally being exonerated in 2008. Meanwhile, the real killer remained free. The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist recounts the story of how the criminal justice system allowed this to happen, and of how two men, Dr. Steven Hayne and Dr. Michael West, built successful careers on the back of that structure. For nearly two decades, Hayne, a medical examiner, performed the vast majority of Mississippi's autopsies, while his friend Dr. West, a local dentist, pitched himself as a forensic jack-of-all-trades. Together they became the go-to experts for prosecutors and helped put countless Mississippians in prison. But then some of those convictions began to fall apart. Here, Radley Balko and Tucker Carrington tell the haunting story of how the courts and Mississippi's death investigation system -- a relic of the Jim Crow era -- failed to deliver justice for its citizens. The authors argue that bad forensics, structural racism, and institutional failures are at fault, raising sobering questions about our ability and willingness to address these crucial issues.