Moms Only Fans

Moms Only Fans
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2020-09-11
Genre:
ISBN:

Mom and dad were fighting too much. So dad packed his bags. He said she was such.... A bitch all the time. Are the words that he spoke. Now they're divorced. And he left your mom broke. Difficult choices your mommy must make. Make it say strength in chinese. But she's a strong lady. So make no mistake. She went out shopping for sexy costumes. Then put a backdrop and lights in her room. And then she picked up a fancy new cam. Yep. You guessed it. Mom's on only fans. She's making videos in various clothes. What she does on meetups. Nobody knows. But your mommy no longer struggles with rent. her account has made it to the top 5 percent.

Why Daddy Hits Mommy

Why Daddy Hits Mommy
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2020-01-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781658902557

Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.

Instant Mom

Instant Mom
Author: Nia Vardalos
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2013-04-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0062231855

"Some families are created in different ways but are still, in every way, a family." Writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Nia Vardalos firmly believed she was supposed to be a mom, but Mother Nature and modern medicine had put her in a headlock. So she made a choice that shocked friends, family, and even herself: with only fourteen hours' notice, she adopted a preschooler. Instant Mom is Vardalos's poignant and hilarious true chronicle of trying to become a mother while fielding nosy "frenemies" and Hollywood reporters asking, "Any baby news?" With genuine and frank honesty, she describes how she and husband Ian Gomez eventually found their daughter . . . and what happened next. Vardalos explores innovative ways to conquer the challenges all new moms face, from sleep to personal grooming, and learns that whether via biology, relationship, or adoption—motherhood comes in many forms. The book includes laugh-out-loud behind the scenes Hollywood anecdotes, plus an Appendix on how to adopt worldwide. Vardalos will donate proceeds from the book sales to charities. Vardalos candidly shares her instant motherhood story that is relatable for all new moms (and dads!)

Mother, Can You Not?

Mother, Can You Not?
Author: Kate Siegel
Publisher: Crown Archetype
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1101907045

Based on the wildly popular Instagram account @CrazyJewishMom, Kate Siegel's essay collection about life with the woman who redefined the term "helicopter mom." There is nothing more wonderful than a mother’s love. There is also nothing more annoying. Who else can proudly insist that you’re perfect while simultaneously making you question every career, fashion, and relationship decision you have ever made? No one understands the delicate mother-daughter dynamic better than Kate Siegel—her own mother drove her so crazy that she decided to broadcast their hilarious conversations on Instagram. Soon, hundreds of thousands of people were following their daily text exchanges, eager to see what outrageous thing Kate’s mom would do next. Now, in Mother, Can You NOT?, Kate pays tribute to the woman who invented the concept of drone parenting. From embarrassing moments (like crashing Kate's gynecological exams) to outrageous stories (like the time she made Kate steal a cat from the pound) to hilarious celebrations (including but not limited to parties for Kate's menstrual cycles), Mother, Can you NOT? lovingly lampoons the lengths to which our mothers will go to better our lives (even if it feels like they’re ruining them in the process).

Class Mom

Class Mom
Author: Laurie Gelman
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company
Total Pages: 302
Release: 2017-08-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250124700

Laurie Gelman’s clever debut novel about a year in the life of a kindergarten class mom—a brilliant send-up of the petty and surprisingly cutthroat terrain of parent politics. Jen Dixon is not your typical Kansas City kindergarten class mom—or mom in general. Jen already has two college-age daughters by two different (probably) musicians, and it’s her second time around the class mom block with five-year-old Max—this time with a husband and father by her side. Though her best friend and PTA President sees her as the “wisest” candidate for the job (or oldest), not all of the other parents agree. From recording parents’ response times to her emails about helping in the classroom, to requesting contributions of “special” brownies for curriculum night, not all of Jen’s methods win approval from the other moms. Throw in an old flame from Jen’s past, a hyper-sensitive “allergy mom,” a surprisingly sexy kindergarten teacher, and an impossible-to-please Real Housewife-wannabe, causing problems at every turn, and the job really becomes much more than she signed up for. Relatable, irreverent, and hilarious in the spirit of Maria Semple, Class Mom is a fresh, welcome voice in fiction—the kind of novel that real moms clamor for, and a vicarious thrill-read for all mothers, who will be laughing as they are liberated by Gelman’s acerbic truths.

Thirst Traps

Thirst Traps
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2020-09-13
Genre:
ISBN:

Your mom does important work at her job. And volunteers on weekends to clean up after slobs. She does all the shopping and takes care of you. But after you go to sleep she's got nothing to do. She spends lots of time on her tablet. And phone. What does she do at night when she's all alone?. Her notifications don't seem to relax. Yep. You guessed it. Mom's posting thirst traps. She loves it when randoms slide in her dms. She says she can't make any female friends. Your mom's a good lady. I'm spitting straight facts. Just let her enjoy her nightly thirst traps.

Moms Are Nuts

Moms Are Nuts
Author: Amy Vansant
Publisher: Vansant Creations
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2014-04-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9780983719120

Collection of humor stories about moms.

Rebel Moms

Rebel Moms
Author: Davina Rhine
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 629
Release: 2011
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1462026516

Biographies of women who combine effective motherhood with highly individual lives.

Supermoms Activated

Supermoms Activated
Author: Jacqueline Toboroff
Publisher: Bombardier Books
Total Pages: 234
Release: 2023-07-19
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1637587201

Moms—the largest voting bloc—have had enough. Democrats have sold them a bill of lies. They’ve had their parental rights stripped, gender mocked, bodily autonomy rejected, safety imperiled, voices silenced, and children turned against them by the educational system they fund. Moms are only loyal to one party: their kids. Supermoms Activated charts the journey of twelve mothers from across the nation from varying socioeconomic, religious, racial, and political party affiliations. From flipping school boards, bringing cases before the Supreme Court, running for office, lobbying, crafting policy, starting new schools, and changing how politicians campaign, the mom army is coming to save this nation. The mom crusade has come to protect children from the mainstreaming of “gender dysmorphia,” “privilege blocks,” and “furries.” Their movement has been so impactful that the big guns, hoping to silence and disavow them, have been summoned: mainstream and social media, teachers unions, educators, campaign consultants, Hollywood, and even the president of the United States, Joe Biden. These groups have waged war against concerned moms, labeling them “domestic terrorists.” Supermoms Activated takes readers on a deep-dive into why moms woke up and risked everything. Through personal journeys, this book shows different approaches taken to fight back against Marxism on all fronts. There are wins and losses, but more than that, there’s a game plan moving forward. Personal agency is most important when it comes to stopping wokeism from taking over and one person can start a prairie fire. Join these moms in the American revival.