Mommy, Mommy, Don't You See, They Are Making Fun of Me!
| Author | : Debbie G. Bowman |
| Publisher | : Xulon Press |
| Total Pages | : 16 |
| Release | : 2011-09 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1604779608 |
Mommy Mommy Dont You See They Are Making Fun Of Me
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Mommy Cusses
| Author | : Dorman Serena |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 114 |
| Release | : 2021-06-25 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1797206249 |
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Mommy and Me Don't Match
| Author | : K. Monsma |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2018-06-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781640036314 |
"Even though we look different on the outside, our hearts beat the same." K Monsma shares a glimpse into her heart as she tells a story about a Mother and Daughter discussing the visual differences between them.
Sing a Song of Mother Goose
| Author | : Barbara Reid |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : Comptines |
| ISBN | : 9780545997249 |
Barbara Reid's favourite Mother Goose rhymes -- now in a chunky board book version with all-new illustrations! Sing a Song of Mother Goose was Barbara Reid;s second book, originally published in 1987. Now, for its twentieth anniversary, Barb brings us a whole new edition, completely reillustrated in a board book format. Featured are fourteen of Barbara's favourite rhymes including: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star; Humpty Dumpty; Little Miss Muffet; Rockabye Baby; Sing a Song of Sixpence; Ladybird; Pussycat, Pussycat; Jack and Jill; Baa Baa Black Sheep; Hey Diddle Diddle; Rain, Rain, Go Away; Mary Had a Little Lamb; Pat A Cake and Hickory Dickory Dock. This is the perfect companion to Read Me a Book, and will be instantly recognizable to the generation of kids who grew up with the original and now have little ones of their own.
Depression & Other Magic Tricks
| Author | : Sabrina Benaim |
| Publisher | : Button Poetry |
| Total Pages | : 200 |
| Release | : 2017-07-26 |
| Genre | : Poetry |
| ISBN | : 1943735263 |
Depression & Other Magic Tricks is the debut book by Sabrina Benaim, one of the most-viewed performance poets of all time, whose poem "Explaining My Depression to My Mother" has become a cultural phenomenon with over 50,000,000 views. Depression & Other Magic Tricks explores themes of mental health, love, and family. It is a documentation of struggle and triumph, a celebration of daily life and of living. Benaim's wit, empathy, and gift for language produce a work of endless wonder.
Mummy, Do You Love Me?
| Author | : Jeanne Willis |
| Publisher | : Walker |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2008 |
| Genre | : Chickens |
| ISBN | : 9780744570847 |
Sometimes Little Chick is naughty and sometimes Little Chick is sad. But no matter what he says or does - from jumping in muddy puddles to coming last in the race - his mummy always loves him. And that's the most important thing of all.
The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days
| Author | : Ian Frazier |
| Publisher | : Farrar, Straus and Giroux |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2012-10-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0374709491 |
Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.
The Dot
| Author | : Peter H. Reynolds |
| Publisher | : Candlewick Press |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2022-05-31 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 153621809X |
Vashti believes that she cannot draw, but her art teacher's encouragement leads her to change her mind and she goes on to encourage another student who feels the same as she had.
A House That Once Was
| Author | : Julie Fogliano |
| Publisher | : Roaring Brook Press |
| Total Pages | : 25 |
| Release | : 2018-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250315603 |
A New York Times Best Illustrated book! A Boston Globe Best Children's Book of 2018 “Accompanied by Lane's evocative art that suggests layers of history, Fogliano's story turns this childhood scenario into a radiant poem about the mysteries of other people and the wonderfulness of home.” —New York Times Deep in the woods is a house just a house that once was but now isn’t a home. Who lived in that house? Who walked down its hallways? Why did they leave it, and where did they go? Two children set off to find the answers by piecing together clues found, books left behind, forgotten photos, and discarded toys, creating their own vision of those who came before, in this deeply moving tale of imagination by Ezra Jack Keats Award–winning author Julie Fogliano and Caldecott Award–winning illustrator Lane Smith.
Hush Little Baby
| Author | : Sylvia Long |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2010-07-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1452103763 |
Hush little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to show you a hummingbird. If that hummingbird should fly, Mama's going to show you the evening sky. From award-winning artist Sylvia Long comes a touching version of the well-known lullaby, Hush Little Baby. Each spread reveals a tender scene as a mama bunny lulls her baby bunny to sleep by enlisting a parade of bedtime wonders—the beauty of a hummingbird in flight; the magic of a harvest moon; the reassurance of a parent's hug, all these and more combine to create a classic volume sure to be treasured for generations to come.
