Might as Wool: Alpaca Funny Book

Might as Wool: Alpaca Funny Book
Author: Ace Landers
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2021-10-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338821792

It's time for an all-new "it" animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is "alpaca-ed" with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia―the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)

Might As Wool

Might As Wool
Author: Ace Landers
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2021-08-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781338717532

It's time for an all-new it animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is alpaca-ed with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia--the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)

This Book Has Alpacas and Bears

This Book Has Alpacas and Bears
Author: Emma Perry
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2021-04-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338635719

Everyone has something to be proud of. In this new, hilarious picture book, Alfonso the Alpaca will set out to prove just that. Alfonso the Alpaca loves nothing more than relaxing with a good book. Until one day it dawns on him that there is not a single alpaca in any of them - just wall-to-wall bears!Something must be done, so Alfonso takes it upon himself to write a story about alpacas. But before long he realizes that it's not so easy (especially when you only have feet) and soon he has to enlist the help of his friend Colin. A bear!

A Stack of Alpacas (EBOOK)

A Stack of Alpacas (EBOOK)
Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Scholastic
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2020-04-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 140719996X

A Stack of Alpacasis the alpaca book of the year! Perfect for fans of Oi, Frog!and You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus. Maccais an alpaca. He lovessplashing in puddles, and he gives the very bestcuddles - especially to his nieces and nephew. Except...his nieces and nephew are a whole lot of trouble! How will Uncle Macca tame this unruly trio? A heartwarming story of kindnessand family. Also in the series: Macca the Alpaca Macca's Christmas Crackers Alpacas with Maracas A Stack of Alpacas

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2016-06-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545932939

Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Miss Rosie’S Miraculous Journey

Miss Rosie’S Miraculous Journey
Author: Kim Q.
Publisher: WestBow Press
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2017-04-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1512780804

Miss Rosie, a small newborn alpaca, knew at the end of the day on July 17, there would be something special about her lifemilk bottles, leg braces, a large teddy bear, and a very special blankie. Could she and her human, Momma Q, understand and learn from each other? It would be the beginning of a beautiful and funny, heartfelt story that changed lives. Miss Rosies Miraculous Journey is one of uncertain changes, challenges, and acceptance no matter the obstacles to overcome. Miss Rosies triumph evokes the warm and humorous combination of Charlottes Web meets Hank the Cow Dog. But the greatest of these is love (1 Corinthians 13:13).

Hi! Fly Guy

Hi! Fly Guy
Author: Tedd Arnold
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2006-08
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9780439951562

Buzz is looking for something to catch - something smart, something for The Amazing Pet Show. When he traps a fly in a jar, he thinks his problems are over - until everyone tells him flies are pests, not pets. But they haven't reckoned on the awe-inspiring skills of Fly Guy! A very funny friendship has just begun...

Young Frederick Douglass

Young Frederick Douglass
Author: Andrew Woods
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2007
Genre:
ISBN: 9780439878593

A biography of the escaped slave who became an orator, writer, and leader in the abolitionist movement in the nineteenth century.

The Big Flood: Juliet, Nearly a Vet (Book 11)

The Big Flood: Juliet, Nearly a Vet (Book 11)
Author: Rebecca Johnson
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2016-06-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 176014195X

Hi! I'm Juliet. I'm ten years old. And I'm nearly a vet! It's been raining for days and the farms and paddocks near our house are flooded. Luckily, Chelsea and I are all ready to help when Mum is called out to deal with some stranded alpacas – a vet has to be ready to go at a moment's notice! But there are many small animals that need rescuing. Can we convince Dad to take us out in the canoe before the water rises further?